Cast[]
- Thomas as Painis Cupcake
- Edward as Christian Brutal Sniper
- Henry as Vagineer
- Gordon as Ninja Spy
- James as Piss Cakehole
- Percy as Ass Pancakes
- Toby as Demopan
- Duck as Weaselcake
- Donald as Seeman
- Douglas as Seeldier
- Oliver as Gentlespy
- Stepney as Sewer Medic
- Fergus as Intelligent Heavy
- Arthur as The Easter Bunny
- Stanley as Scunt
- Murdoch as MeeM (Medic)
- BoCo as Dic Soupcan
- Salty as BeepMan
- Derek as Gabe Newell
- Dennis as Heavydile