FemaleLover's music video of The Monorail Song.
Dedicated to: Edit Edit
- Everyone who made their own version.
Song: Edit Edit
- The Monorail Song
Song from: Edit Edit
- The Simpsons
Transcript: Edit Edit
- Anna Banana: You know, a town with money’s a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
- Laughter
- Laughter
- Molly: Heh heh, Mule
- Anna Banana: The name's Anna Banana, Anna. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest. Aw, It's not for you. It's more a Kalidoscopia idea.
- Winnie: Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of Kalidoscopia. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
- Anna Banana: All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll Show you my idea. I give you the Kalidoscopia Monorail!
- Picture of Monorail In Disneyland
- Anna Banana: I've sold monorails to Christmas Town, London and Arrendale, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
- Cricket, Butterbean and Poppy Seeing
- Anna Banana: Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! What'd I say?
- Cindy Lou Who: Monorail.
- Anna Banana: What's it called?
- Zack and Cody: Monorail.
- Anna Banana: That's right! Monorail!
- The Lion Guard Characters: Monorail...monorail...monorail...
- Charlie Brown: I hear those things are awfully loud.
- Anna Banana: It glides as softly as a cloud.
- Miss Piggy: Is there a chance the track could bend?
- Anna Banana: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
- Leni Loud: What about us brain-dead slobs?
- Anna Banana: You'll be given cushy jobs.
- Daisy: Were you sent here by the devil?
- Anna Banana: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
- D.W: The ring came off my pudding can.
- Anna Banana: Take my pen knife, my good man. I Swear, it's The Earth's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
- Flowers: Monorail...
- Anna Banana: What's it called?
- Scallions: Monorail...
- Anna Banana: Once again!
- Orange and Pear: MONORAIL!
- Gil: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.
- Oona: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
- Smurfs: Monorail...
- Men: Monorail...
- Ants: MONORAIL!
- Muppets: MONORAIL!
- Molly: Mono—D'oh!
Clips/Years/Companies: Edit Edit
- Rainbow Rangers (@2018 Nickelodeon/Telegael)
- Wimzie's House (@1995-1996 YTV/CBC)
- Fanboy and Chum Chum (@2009-2012 Nickelodeon)
- Bubble Guppies (@2011 Nickelodeon)
- The Boxtrolls (@2014 Focus)
- The Muppet Christmas Carol (@1992 Disney/Jim Henson)
- Mary Poppins (@1964 Disney)
- Olaf's Frozen Adventure (@2017 Disney)
- Butterbean's Café (@2018- Nickelodeon)
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas (@2000 Universal)
- The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (Commercial Breaks; @2005-2008 Disney)
- The Lion Guard (Bunga and the King; @2016- Disney)
- The Peanuts Movie (@2015 Blue Sky/20th Century Fox)
- The Loud House (@2016- Nickelodeon)
- Toy Story 3 (@2010 Disney/Pixar)
- Arthur (@1996- PBS)
- Alice in Wonderland (@1951 Disney)
- VeggieTales (@1993-2015 Big Idea)
- The Annoying Orange (@2009- Daneboe)
- The Smurfs 2 (@2013 Sony/Columbia)
- Brave (@2012 Disney/Pixar)
- Antz (@1998 Dreamworks)
- The Muppet Movie (@1979 Jim Henson)