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- [Movie starts with the Pathé and Action Synthese Studio logos]
- [the titles read "Pathé Presents," "A Action Synthese Studio Production," and "in association with Nick Jr. Movies"]
- [Seagulls flying across the sky while the screen pans and the open credits start. We then see a Purple Dinosaur a look-out post. He moves upwards to get a better look at something with his telescope. The screen then shows the view in the telescope of a pirate witch on a dinghy]
- Bert: [with a trunk] I got it! I got it! I got it!
- Barney: [Squints] Dingy ahoy. [He then looks down to tell someone something] Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow!
- Arthur: Dinghy off the port bow!
- PBS Kids Characters and Tools: [off-screen] Dinghy off the port bow!
- Elmo: Ord, dinghy off the... [He is slammed on the face by a door as Ord walks on the deck]
- Ord: Dinghy. [Lets the witch pirate on the dinghy onto the ship, along with the trunk]
- Bert: I got it! I got it!
- Ord: Where is it?
- Bert: It's right here, captain.
- Ord: [Opens the trunk] I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The Doogal's Movie! [The PBS Kids Characters and Tools cheer and they set sail to the movie theater, singing the DoogalBob DogPants Theme Song]
- Ord Tools & The PBS Kids Characters: Who lives in a magic roundabout in the whole world? DoogalBob DogPants. Absorbent and brown and porous is he? DoogalBob DogPants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? DoogalBob DogPants. Then drop off the deck and flop like an animal? DoogalBob DogPants. DoogalBob DogPants. DoogalBob DogPants. DoogalBob DogPants. DoogalBob DogPants. DoogalBob DogPants. DoogalBob DogPants. DoogalBob DogPants. DoogalBob DogPants. DoogalBob DogPants. DoogalBob DogPants! [Tools & PBS Kids Characters hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]
- French Narrator: [We start out on the familiar planet earth in space.] Ah, the earth. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uhh... wet. [The camera submerges inside the earth until it stops in front of Ryu's Restaurant.] Our story begins in the planet earth's popular eatery, Ryu's Restaurant, where...
- [The camera pans down into earth in front of Ryu's Restaurant]
- Power Rangers: Back off!! Back off! [waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens]
- French Narrator: Hey, wait a minute. What is happening?
- [The screen pans out to show Ryu's Restaurant is surrounded by cops.]
- Ryu: Please settle down. [Referring to Ryu's Restaurant] We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss 'till me manager gets here.
- Female Character: [off-screen] Look, there he is.
- [A black boat with orange flames drives up; Doogal's leg, wearing a black boot with an orange snake on it in the shape of an "D", steps out of the vehicle when it is stopped, Doogal climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward Ryu's Restaurant and blows a bubble]
- Doogal: Talk to me, Ryu.
- Ryu: Oh. It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no Cheese! [he cries, but Doogal slaps him]
- Doogal: Get a hold of yourself, Ryu. I'm going in. [Doogal walks in and sees a character, extremely nervous, looking at her krabby patty.] Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. [He puts a briefcase down on a table.] Everything's gonna be just fine.
- Red: I'm really scared here, dog.
- Doogal: [Opens the briefcase.] You got a name?
- Red: [Nervously] Red.
- Doogal: [Puts on gloves.] You got a family, Red? [Red chokes over her words, unable to speak. Doogal snaps.] Come on, Red, Stay with me. Let's hear about the family.
- Red: I got a wife and two beautiful children.
- Doogal: [Puts on a headset from the briefcase.] That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Red.
- Red: What?
- Doogal: [Doogal picks a cup of Cheese out from her briefcase with some tweezers.] Say "Cheese." [Doogal dramatically and slowly attempts to put the Cheese on the Burger. He then kicks the door open, Red in her arms. The crowd gasps. The cheese on the burger cheese.] Order up.
- All (but Doogal): [Cheer and then lift Doogal up on their shoulders.] Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! [Honk!] Hip! Hip! [Honk!] Hip! Hip! [Honk!]
- Doogal: Hooray! Roo! I had that dream again! And it's finally going to come true! [He runs over to his calendar.] Today! Sorry about this calendar. [He tears off the calendar page for the day before to reveal "March 7." On the page, it has a picture of Ryu's Restaurant 2 with rainbows and hearts around it.] Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for Ryu's Restaurant 2, where Ryu will announce the new manager.
- [Roo smiles]
- Doogal: Who's it gonna be, Roo? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. [Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month" portraits]
- Doogal E.O.T.M. Awards: DoogalBob DogPants!
- Doogal: I'm ready. Promotion. [Goes into the walk-in shower, eats soap, inserts a hose in his head, and puffs up until soap comes out. Doogal then pulls out paper-like fabric, which he folds into his dress. The back springs off, revealing her rear, which he covers up. He blushes and walks offscreen sideways. Then He brushes her eyes with toothpaste and wipes off the foam] Cleanliness is next to manager-lines. [Goes outside and runs around in circles] I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
- [The scene is zooming to Dylan The Rabbit's house, and then cuts to Dylan The Rabbit in his bathroom]
- Dylan the Rabbit: (Singing) La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.
- Dylan the Rabbit & Doogal: [In unision] (Singing) La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da d...
- Dylan the Rabbit: Huh?
- Doogal: (Singing) ...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...
- Dylan the Rabbit: [interrupts her, and covers herself] Doogal! What are you doing in here?
- Doogal: I have to tell you something, Dylan the Rabbit.
- Dylan the Rabbit: Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
- Doogal: here's no shower at work.
- Dylan the Rabbit: What do you want?
- Doogal: I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
- Dylan the Rabbit: Get out! [kicks him out the window]
- Doogal: Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. [Runs into Shrek, who comes out of his house]
- Shrek: That sounds like the manager of Ryu's new restaurant 2. [notices she doesn't have his backpack on] Oops. Hold on. [Door closes, with Shrek next to it. Then it opens again with Shrek wearing his backpack] Congradulations, buddy.
- Doogal: Oh, thanks, Shrek. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.
- Shrek: Oh, I love being purple!
- Doogal: We're going to the place where all the action is.
- Shrek: You don't mean...?
- Doogal: Oh, I mean.