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  • [Movie starts with the PBS Kids and Paramount Pictures logos] 
  • [the titles read "PBS Kids Presents," "A Paramount Production," and "in association with WGBH"]
  • [Seagulls flying across the sky while the screen pans and the open credits start. We then see a narrow gauge engine on a look-out post. He moves upwards to get a better look at something with his telescope. The screen then shows the view in the telescope of a pirate witch on a dinghy]
  • Duncan: [with a trunk] I got it! I got it! I got it!
  • Sir Handel: [Squints] Dinghy ahoy. [He then looks down to tell someone something] Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow!
  • Peter Sam: Dinghy off the port bow!
  • Narrow Gauge Engines: (Offscreen) Dinghy off the port bow!
  • Mighty Mac: Rusty, dinghy off the... [He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]
  • Rusty: Dinghy. [Lets the pirate in the dinghy onto the ship, along with the trunk]
  • Duncan: I got it! I got it!
  • Rusty: Where is it?
  • Duncan: It's right here, captain.
  • Rusty: [Opens the trunk] I never thought I'd see it with my own eye. Tickets to The Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman's Movie! [The Narrow Gauge Engines cheer and they set sail to the movie theater, singing the Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman Theme Song]
  • Narrow Gauge Engines: ♪Who lives in a houses in the whole world? Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman. Absorbent and Yellow and Orange and porous is they? Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman. Then drop on the deck and flop like a Bird and Dog? Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman. Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman. Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman. Big Bird-and Ruff-Ruffman. Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman. Big Bird-and Ruff-Ruffman. Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman. Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman. Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman. Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman. Big Bird-and Ruff-Ruffman!♪ [The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]
  • French Narrator: [We start out on the Familer earth in space.] Ah, the earth. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uhh... wet. [The camera submerges inside the earth until it stops in front of The Super Readers'Restaurant.] Our story begins in the neighborhood eatery, The Super Readers' Restaurant, where...
  • [The camera pans down into earth in front of The Super Readers’ Restaurant]
  • Odd Squad Agents: Back off!! Back off! [waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens]
  • French Narrator: Hey, wait a minute. What is happening?
  • [The screen pans out to show The Super Readers' Restaurant is surrounded by cops.]
  • The Super Readers: Please settle down. [Referring to The Super Readers' Restaurant] We've got a situation in there. We'd rather not discuss 'till our managers get here.
  • Yadina Riddle: Look, There They are!
  • [2 black boats with orange flames drives up; Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman's legs, wearing a black boot with an orange snake on it in the shape of an "BB&RRM", step out of the vehicle when it is stopped, Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman climbs out of the limousine. They walk toward The Super Readers' Restaurant and blows a bubble]
  • Big Bird: Talk to us, you 4.
  • The Super Readers: Oh. It started out as a simple order: Krabby patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no Cheese! [they cry, but Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman slap them]
  • Ruff Ruffman: Get a hold of yourself, you 4. We’re going in. [Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman walk in and see a character, extremely nervous, looking at him krabby patty.] Take it easy, friend. We’re the managers of this establishment. [they put our briefcase down on a table.] Everything's gonna be just fine.
  • Mr. Ratburn: I'm really scared here, sirs.
  • Big Bird: You got a name
  • Mr. Ratburn: Nigel Ratburn.
  • Ruff Ruffman: [Puts on gloves.] You got a family, Ratburn? [Ratburn chokes over her words, unable to speak. Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman snaps.] Come on, Mr. Ratburn, Stay with me. Let's hear about the family.
  • Mr. Ratburn: I got only got Patty Ratburn and Patrick Ratburn.
  • Big Bird: [Puts on a headset from the briefcase.] That's what it's all about. I want you to do us a favor, Sir.
  • Mr. Ratburn: What?
  • Ruff Ruffman: [Big Bird picks a cup of Cheese out from her briefcase with some tweezers.] Say "Cheese." [Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman dramatically and slowly attempt to put the Cheese on the Burger. They then kick the door open, Mr. Ratburn in his arms. The crowd gasps. The cheese on the burger cheese.] Order up.
  • All (but Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman)[Cheer and then lift Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman up on their shoulders.] Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! [Honk!] Hip! Hip! [Honk!] Hip! Hip! [Honk!]
  • Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman: Hooray! Ant! I had that dream again! And it's finally going to come true! [they run over to they calendar.] Today! Sorry about this calendar. [he tears off the calendar page for the day before to reveal "March 7." On the page, it has a picture of The Super Readers' Restaurant 2 with rainbows and hearts around it.] Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Super Readers' Restaurant 2, where Super Readers will announce the new managers.
  • [Ant smiles]
  • Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman: Who's it gonna be, Ant? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. [Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month" portraits]
  • Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman E.O.T.M. Awards: Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman!
  • Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman: We’re ready. Promotion. [Goes into the walk-in shower, eats soap, inserts a hose in his head, and puffs up until soap comes out. Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman then pulls out paper-like fabric, which he folds into his Suit. The back springs off, revealing his rear, which he covers up. he blushes and walks offscreen sideways. Then he brushes her eyes with toothpaste and wipes off the foam] Cleanliness is next to manager-lines. [Goes outside and runs around in circles] We’re ready. Promotion. We’re ready. Promotion.
  • [The scene is zooming to Ernie, Bert, Bill and Ben's house, and then cuts to Them in their bathroom]
  • Ernie, Bert, Bill and Ben: (Singing) La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.
  • Ernie, Bert, Bill, Ben, Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman: [In unision] (Singing) La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da d...
  • Ernie, Bill, Bert and Ben: Huh?
  • Big Bird and Ruff Ruffman: (Singing) ...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...
  • Ernie, Bert, Bill and Ben:
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