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  • (The castle inside has beautiful stone faces, and it transitions to the castle door being opened)
  • Fievel: Princess, where are you?
  • (Transitions to the birds flapping on top of the roof)
  • Fievel: It's very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games.
  • (SpongeBob comes in in knight form and sees the castle)
  • SpongeBob: Oh. Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the--?
  • Fievel: Lion!
  • (Nala breathes fire on the castle)
  • (ChannelFiveRockz Productions logo)
  • Narrator: ChannelFiveRockz Productions invites you to a land of fairytales.
  • (The bed moves into SpongeBob)
  • SpongeBob: Hey! Oh no no no no! Dead broad off the table!
  • Bernard: Well, where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken!
  • (SpongeBob rushes to his bed to find Balto reading a book in bed)
  • Balto: What?
  • Narrator: Where an unlikely hero.
  • (SpongeBob roars at Fievel)
  • Fievel: You definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something 'cause your breath stinks!
  • Narrator: rescues a fair princess.
  • Jenny Foxworth: You didn't slay the lion?
  • SpongeBob: It's on my to-do list.
  • Narrator: from a nasty old man.
  • Olaf: Eat me!
  • (Olaf spits on Clayton)
  • Clayton: Ugh!
  • Narrator: with the help of his trusty starfish pal.
  • Fievel: This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
  • (SpongeBob charges to save Patrick from Nala)
  • SpongeBob: Ahh!
  • Narrator: This summer,
  • Fievel: Aaaaahhhh!
  • Narrator: one name spells action,
  • (Jenny Foxworth defeats the Forty thieves, and in slow motion when she attacks the two of them)
  • SpongeBob: You're not exactly where I expected
  • (Nala rides over with SpongeBob and Patrick in it)
  • Narrator: one name spells adventure,
  • Clayton: Have at him!
  • (SpongeBob defeats two of the villains in a match)
  • Patrick: I just now before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.
  • (SpongeBob runs in slow motion along with Jenny Foxworth and Patrick)
  • Narrator: one name.
  • SpongeBob: Don't look down!
  • (One of the wood frame breaks and Patrick gasps to see that Patrick looks down)
  • Fievel: SpongeBob, I'm looking down!
  • Narrator: spells romance,
  • (SpongeBob slurps the weed rat in his mouth and burps)
  • Fievel: It's no way to behave in front of the princess!
  • (Jenny Foxworth burps loudly)
  • Fievel: Oh, wow! She's nasty as you are.
  • SpongeBob: Come on!
  • (The battle comes in as SpongeBob breaks the beer onto the villains, Nala chasing Patrick, and the villains prepare to load their arrows)
  • Jenny Foxworth: There's an arrow in your butt!
  • (SpongeBob takes out an arrow on SpongeBob's butt and SpongeBob moans)
  • (Jenny Foxworth knows the rules to SpongeBob)
  • SpongeBob: Owwww!
  • Narrator: and that name is...
  • Jenny Foxworth: SpongeBob.
  • Fievel: SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: Thank you very much! I'm here til Thursday.
  • Narrator: Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Natalie Grogery, Brian Blessed.
  • Patrick: You love this young girl, don't you?
  • SpongeBob: Yes.
  • Fievel:SpongeBob: Yes!
  • Fievel: Please her?!
  • SpongeBob: YES!
  • Patrick: Then you gotta, gotta, try a little tenderness!
  • (Nala chases the three while fire breathing the bridge, until SpongeBob and Jenny Foxworth didn't fall into the lava pit while Patrick falls into the lava pit, grabbing him up)
  • Title: SpongeBob.
  • Narrator: SpongeBob.
  • Fievel: Wow! Let's do that again!
  • SpongeBob: No! No!
  • (Fievel runs to the Duloc theme song but SpongeBob grabs him)
  • Tagline: Coming Soon.
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