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This is a transcript for Sesame Street: Finding Nemo.

  • (Disney Presents)
  • (An Association with Pixar)
  • (Sesame Street: Finding Nemo)
  • Big Bird: Hi, There!
  • Snuffy: Hi!
  • Big Bird: It's Me, Big Bird.
  • Snuffy: And Me, Snuffy.
  • Elmo: Hi!, I'm Elmo!
  • Zoe: Hi!, I’m Zoe and These are some Elmo's Friends!
  • Ruff Ruffman: Hi!, I'm Ruff Ruffman and these are The PBS Kids Characters
  • Big Bird: Guess What We are Doing!
  • Snuffy: Right!, Today, We're Going on A Movie!, So, The Movie We're Gonna Be on is Disney and Pixar's...
  • Daniel Tiger: 2003’s Finding Nemo!
  • Ruff Ruffman: This is Our First Time Being on A Disney and Pixar Film!
  • Big Bird: You Wanna Come With Us?
  • Snuffy: Oh!, Great! Hey, Elmo!, Can You Get Us The Finding Nemo Book?
  • Elmo: Yes!, Elmo Will Be Right Back!
  • (When Elmo Got The Book)
  • Elmo: Elmo Got It! Boy, It's really heavy.
  • Ruff Ruffman: Let Me Help You, Elmo.
  • Elmo: Thanks, Ruff Ruffman.
  • Snuffy: You 2 Found The Book!, Okay!, On A Count to 3, We'll Skidoo Into The Book!
  • Big Bird: Ready?
  • Dash & Dot: Yeah!
  • Snuffy: Here We Go!
  • Arthur: 1...
  • Toopy and Binoo: 2...
  • The Cat in The Hat: 3...
  • (Song Starts)
  • Big Bird: (Singing) Blue Skidoo...
  • Snuffy: (Singing) We Can, Too!
  • (Song Ends)
  • (Big Bird, Snuffy, Elmo, Elmo's Friends, Ruff Ruffman, and The PBS Kids Characters Skidooing Into Finding Nemo)
  • Elmo: Wow!
  • Ruff Ruffman: We made it! Yes! We're Inside Disney and Pixar's "Finding Nemo!"
  • Marlin: Wow.
  • Coral: Mmm.
  • Marlin: Wow.
  • Coral: Mm-hmm.
  • Marlin: Wow.
  • Coral: Yes, Marlin. No, I see it. It's beautiful.
  • Marlin: So, Coral, When you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you'd get the whole ocean, Did you? Huh?
  • Big Bird: Hey!, Who's Talking Over There?
  • Grover: It’s Marlin!
  • Snuffy: it is Marlin?
  • Marlin: [Sighs] Oh, yeah.
  • Big Bird: Yeah!, It is Marlin!
  • Snuffy: And Look!, There's Coral!
  • Ruff Ruffman: Let's Go Meet Them and say hello.
  • Marlin: A fish can breath out here.
  • Big Bird: Hi, Marlin!
  • Snuffy: Hi, Coral!
  • Marlin: Oh!, Hi. Um..., Exuse me. What are your names?
  • Big Bird: Oh. Hi, Marlin. I'm Big Bird.
  • Snuffy: I'm Snuffy!, Big Bird's Best Friend.
  • Elmo: I'm Elmo.
  • Telly Monster: We're Elmo's Friends.
  • Ruff Ruffman: And I’m Ruff Ruffman.
  • PBS Kids Characters: & The PBS Kids Characters!
  • Marlin: Wow. Nice Names.
  • Coral: Nice to meet you.
  • Snuffy: Nice To Meet You, Too, Coral.
  • Marlin: So, Coral. Did your man deliever or did he deliever?
  • Coral: My man delievered.
  • Snuffy: Yeah!
  • Ruff Ruffman: And it wasn't so easy.
  • Coral: Because alot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place.
  • Marlin: You better believe they did. Every single one of them.
  • Coral: Mm-hmm. You did good. And the neighborhood is awesome.
  • [Chattering and laughing]
  • [Snipping]
  • Papa Bear: So you do like it, don't you?
  • Coral: No, no. I do, I do. I really do like it. But, Marlin, I know that the drop off is desirable, with the great schools and the amazing view, and all, but do we really need such space?
  • Marlin: Coral, honey, these are our kids we're talking about.
  • Zoboomafoo: They deserve the best.
  • Marlin: Look, look, look. They'll wake up, poke out their heads out, and they see a whale! See, right by their bedroom window.
  • Boris: Shh. You're gonna wake the kids.
  • Coral: Boris' right.
  • Marlin: Oh, right, right. Sorry.
  • Big Bird: That’s Okay.
  • Elmo: Aw!
  • Big Bird: Look at these little fish eggs!
  • Snuffy: They look so cute!
  • Coral: Aw, look. They're dreaming. We still have to name all of them.
  • Ruff Ruffman: Alright, Let's Do It!
  • The Cat in The Hat: You wanna name all of them, right now?
  • Marlin: All right, we'll name, uh... this half Marlin and then this half Coral. Okay, we're done.
  • Arthur: We like Nemo.
  • Marlin: Nemo. We'll name one Nemo, but I'd like most of them to be Marlin.
  • Coral: Just think, in a couple of days, we're gonna be parents.
  • Big Bird: Yeah.
  • Marlin: What if they don't like me?
  • Coral: Marlin.
  • Marlin: No, really.
  • Caillou: There's only 400 eggs.
  • Ruff Ruffman: Yeah.
  • Marlin: Ruff Ruffman, you remember how me and Coral met?
  • Coral: Well, I try not to.
  • Ruff Ruffman: Well, We remember.
  • Marlin: "Exuse us, miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?"
  • Coral: Uh, Sure.
  • Toopy & Binoo: We think we’re going to have to with each other.
  • Ruff Ruffman: Why?
  • Big Bird: Because We will be in other Disney and Pixar.
  • Elmo: Yeah.
  • Daniel Tiger: That’s The Truth.
  • Elmo: Now What's Going On?
  • Toopy and Binoo: Marlin!
  • Marlin: Toopy and Binoo, you got a little closer because it was wiggling.
  • Coral: Get away, get away!
  • Big Bird, Snuffy, Elmo, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: [laughing]
  • Marlin: Here he is. Cutie's here.
  • Ruff Ruffman: Who’s That?
  • [Breathing heavily]
  • Big Bird: Uh-oh!
  • Snuffy: What animal is that?
  • Zoboomafoo: I think it's a...
  • Barney and Ruff Ruffman: Barracuda!
  • [Marlin gasps]
  • Marlin: Coral, get inside the house, Coral. No, Coral, don't.
  • Ruff Ruffman: (Gasp) Get away from me.
  • Papa Bear: They'll be fine.
  • The Cat in The Hat: Just get inside--
  • Marlin: You, right now.
  • [Roars]
  • Elmo: Oh, no!
  • Big Bird, Snuffy, Elmo, Elmo's Friends, The PBS Kids Characters, and Marlin: Ow! [Gasping] Oh! Ooh! Ooh!
  • [Roar echoes]
  • [Dramatic music playing]
  • [Marlin mutters]
  • Big Bird, Snuffy, Elmo, Elmo's Friends, The PBS Kids Characters, and Marlin: [Gasp] Coral!
  • Marlin: [Panting] Coral? Coral? [Gasps] Coral? Coral? Coral? [Crying] Oh! Oh.
  • Big Bird, Snuffy, Elmo, Elmo's Friends, The PBS Kids Characters, and Marlin: [Gasping]
  • Dash: Look, There's another fish egg.
  • Marlin: There, there, there. It's okay. Daddy's here. Daddy's got you. We promise, We will never let anything happen to you: Nemo.
  • [Later the next morning]
  • Nemo: [Offscreen] First day of school! wake up, wake up!
  • Ruff Ruffman: Marlin, wake up!
  • Nemo: First day of school.
  • Elmo: Wake up, Marlin.
  • Marlin: I don't want to go to school, five more minutes.
  • Nemo: Not you, Dad. Me.
  • Marlin: Okay. Huh?
  • Nemo: Get up, get up. It's time for school, time for school, time for school, time for school.
  • Big Bird: Wake up!
  • Marlin: All right, I’m up.
  • Nemo: Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Whoa!
  • [Thud]
  • Marlin: Nemo!
  • Elmo & Big Bird: Nemo!
  • Bob the Builder: Where's Nemo?
  • Snook: Right there!
  • Nemo: First day of school!
  • Marlin: Nemo, Don't move. Don't move.
  • Snuffy: Everybody pull so we can get Nemo out.
  • Daniel Tiger: Pull!
  • Nemo: Unh! Unh!
  • Marlin: You'll never get out of there yourself. We'll do it.
  • Big Bird, Snuffy, Elmo, Elmo's Friends, The PBS Kids Characters, and Marlin: Unh!
  • [Pop]
  • Marlin: All right, where's the break? You feel a break?
  • Nemo: No.
  • Arthur: Sometimes you can't tell 'cause fluid rushes to the area.
  • Marlin: Now any rushing fluids?
  • Nemo: No.
  • Mr. Ratburn: Are you woozy?
  • Nemo: No.
  • Big Bird: How many stripes do you have?
  • Nemo: I'm fine.
  • Katerina Kittycat: Answer the stripe question.
  • Nemo: Three.
  • Marlin: No! See? Something's wrong with you. I have one, two, three-- That's all I have? You're okay. How's the lucky fin?
  • Nemo: Lucky.
  • Marlin: Let's see.
  • [Grunts]
  • Marlin: Are you sure you want to go to school this year? Cause it's just fine if you don't. You can wait 5 or 6 years.
  • Nemo: Come on, Dad. It's time for school.
  • Digit: Uhh, uhh, uhh, forgot to brush.
  • Nemo: Ohh.
  • Big Bird: Do you want this anemone to sting you?
  • Nemo: Yes.
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