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  • [DreamWorks Animation SKG logo]
  • [first lines]
  • Oh: [reading] "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort. which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by terrible fire-breathing chicken. Many brave have atternpted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the chicken's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." [tears a book page, laughing] Like that's ever gonna happen. [sits on a toilet] What a load of...
  • [the music begins "All-Star" by Smashmouth playing, with Oh walking out of his room, closing the door, then the title card appears, with characters of cast, then cut to the Axem Rangers walking down, with Oh blowing fire at the fireplace, with the Axem Rangers lighting their torches, with Oh looking at the Axem Rangers, then the Axem Rangers walk down, with Oh walking up to the Axem Rangers]
  • Red Axem Ranger: Think it's in there?
  • Pink Axem Ranger: All right, let's get it!
  • Green Axem Ranger: Whoa! Hold on. Do you know what that thing could do to you?
  • Black Axem Ranger: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.
  • Oh: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, boovs, they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
  • Yellow Axem Ranger: No!
  • Oh: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Acutally, it's quite good on toast.
  • Red Axem Ranger: Black! Black, beast! Back! I warn ya!
  • [Oh lights the torch, extinguishing like a match]
  • Red Axem Ranger: Right.
  • Oh: [roars at the Axem Rangers, then they all scream, then he waits until the Axem Rangers stopped screaming, then whispering] This is the part where you run away.
  • [the Axem Rangers scarper off]
  • Oh: [laughing] And stay out! [picks up a paper, saying, "WANTED FAIRYTALE CREATURES REWARD"] "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures." [throws a paper, walking away]
  • [cut to the fairy tale creatures]
  • Guard 1: All right, this one's full. Take him away!
  • Guard 2: Move it along. Come on! Get up!
  • Mardake: Next!
  • Von Talon: Give me that! [breaks the broom in half] Your flying days are over.
  • Mardake: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
  • Guard 3: Get up!
  • Man: 20 pieces.
  • Guard 4: Come on!
  • Guard 5: Sit down there! Keep quiet!
  • Ian Lightfoot: [crying in a cage[ This cage is too small.
  • Chicken Little: [clip from Disney's Chicken Little (2005)] Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change! Please! Give me another chance!
  • Dawn Bellweather: [to Chicken Little] Oh, shut up.
  • Mardake: Next. What have we got?
  • Chief Bogo: [in the rectangle sketch] This little wooden puppet.
  • Luca: I'm not a puppet. I'm a boy. [paints a picture while growing his nose]
  • Mardake: Five shillings for the possessed boy. Take him away.
  • Luca: [goes in a bubble, flying away] Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!
  • Mardake: Next! What have we got?
  • Dawn Bellweather: [clip with Zootopia] Well, I've got a talking chicken.
  • Mardake: Right. Well, that's good for 10 shillings, if you can prove it.
  • Dawn Bellweather: Oh, go ahead, little fella.
  • Mardake: Well?
  • Dawn Bellweather: [clip with in Zootopia] Oh, oh, he's just... He's just a little nervious. He's really quite a chatterbox. [clip with Zootopia] Talk, you boneheaded dolt...
  • Mardake: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
  • Dawn Bellweather: No, no! He talks! He does! [clip from in Zootopia] I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.
  • Mardake: [to Dawn Bellweather, annpyed] Get her out of my sight.
  • Dawn Bellweather: [clip from in Zootopia] No, no! I swear! He can talk!
  • [the cage lands on Chicken Little, flying up]
  • Chicken Little: [clip with Disney's Chicken Little (2005)] Hey, I can fly!
  • Koopa Troopa: He can fly!
  • All: He can fly!
  • Mardake: He can talk!
  • Chicken Little: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying talking chicken. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a chicken fly. [laughs, then starts to fall on the ground] Uh-oh. [falls to the ground]
  • Mardake: [to Chicken Little] Seize him!
  • [Chicken Little runs away from the guards]
  • Guard 6: After him! He's getting away!
  • [Chicken Little cpntinues running away, hitting Oh]
  • Guard 7: Get him! This way! Turn!
  • Mardake: You there! Boov!
  • Oh: [to Mardake] Aye?
  • Mardake: By the order of Leonard., I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility.
  • Oh: [to Mardake] Oh, really? You and what army?
  • [Mardake looks at the shield and spear laying down, running away]
  • Chicken Little: [to Oh] Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible!
  • Oh: Are you talking to... me? Whoa!
  • Chicken Little: Yes, I was talking to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards! They thought that they was all of that. Then you showed up, then barn! They was trippin' over themselves like babies in the woods. That really made me feel good to show that.
  • Oh: Oh, that's great. Really.
  • Chicken Little: Man, it's good to be free.
  • Oh: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends, hmm?
  • Chicken Little: But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit that anybody crosses us.
  • [Oh roars at Chicken Little]
  • Chicken Little: Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job well done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath stinks! Man, you almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...
  • [Oh covers Chicken Little's mouth, mumbling]
  • Chicken Little: Then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt all day.
  • Oh: [to Chicken Little] Why are you following me?
  • Chicken Little: I'll tell you why. [singing] Cause I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me, my problems have all gone, there's no one to deride me. But you gotta have friends!
  • Oh: [to Chicken Little] Stop singing! [picks Chicken Little up] It's no wonder you don't have any friends.
  • Chicken Little: Wow. Only a true would be that cruelly honest.
  • Oh: Listen, little chicken. Take a look at me. What am I?
  • Chicken Little: [looks at Oh] Uh, really tall?
  • Oh: No! I'm a boov. You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you?
  • Chicken Little: Nope.
  • Oh: Really.
  • Chicken Little: Really, really.
  • Oh: Oh.
  • Chicken Little: Man, I like you. What's your name?
  • Oh: Um, Oh.
  • Chicken Little: Oh? Well, you know what I like about you, Oh? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Oh. You all right. Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to like in a place like that?
  • Oh: That would be my home.
  • Chicken Little: Oh! And it's just lovely! Just beautiful. You are a quite decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. [looks at a rock] I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. I guess you don't etertain much, do you?
  • Oh: I like my privacy.
  • Chicken Little: You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward slience, you know. Can I stay with you?
  • Oh: Uh, what?
  • Chicken Little: [to Oh] Can I stay with you? Please?
  • Oh: Of course!
  • Chicken Little: Really?
  • Oh: No.
  • Chicken Little: Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!
  • Oh: Okay! Okay! But one night only.
  • Chicken Little: [sits down, getting up] Ah! Thank you!
  • Oh: What are you... No! No!
  • Chicken Little: This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm making waffles.
  • [Oh growls]
  • Chicken Little: Uh, where do I sleep?
  • Oh: OUTSIDE!
  • Chicken Little: Uh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you and me, so I guess outside is best, you know. [sniffing] Here I go. Good night. [sleeps down] I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a chicken. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside. ]continues singing] I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me.
  • [cut to the fireplace, bubbling, Oh paking out of his ear, lighting a candle, then starting to eat, then Chicken Little sleeps]
  • Oh: [to Chicken Little] I thought I told you to stay outside.
  • Chicken Little: I am outside.
  • [Oh looks around to see Sid, Donald Duck, and Valiant]
  • Sid: Well, gents, it's a far cry from the home, but what choice do we have?
  • Donald Duck: It's not home, but it'll do just fine.
  • Sid: [squishes on a slug] What a lovley bed.
  • Oh: Gotcha!
  • Valiant: I found some cheese. [eats Oh's ear] Blah! Awful stuff.
  • Sid: Is that you, Valiant?
  • Valiant: How did you know?
  • Oh: Enough! [grabs Valiant] What are you doing in my house?
  • [Elmo, Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch push Piper Pinwheeler on the table]
  • Oh: Hey!
  • [the muppets snicker at Oh]
  • Oh: Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table.
  • Oscar the Grouch: Where are supposed to put her? The bed's taken.
  • [Oh looks at Alberto]
  • Alberto: What?
  • Oh: I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying boov! What do I have to do to get a little privacy? [throws Alberto outside] Oh, no. Oh, no. No! No!
  • [the witches pass by Oh, laying down on the ground, flying away]
  • Oh: What?
  • Bugsy: Quit it.
  • Frog Tiana: Don't push.
  • [Neptune the Turtle plays a flute to the mice, then cut to the Lightfoot family]
  • Oh: What are you doing in my swamp?! [his voice echoes] Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!
  • [the dwarf drops a bowl, then they all gasp]
  • May Duck, Cappy and Zipper: Oh, dear!
  • Cookie Monster: Whoa!
  • Oh: All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!
  • Oscar the Grouch: Quickly. Come on!
  • Oh: No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there. [tries to open the door]
  • Chicken Little: Hey, look at me. I didn't invite them.
  • Luca: Oh, gosh, no one invited us.
  • Oh: What?
  • Luca: We here forced to come here.
  • Oh: By who?
  • Oscar: Leonard. [from Shark Tale clip] He huffed und he puffed und he signed an eviction notice.
  • Oh: [sighs] All right. Who knows where this Green Pig guy is?
  • [they all murmur]
  • Chicken Little: Oh, I do. I know where he is.
  • Oh: Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all?
  • Chicken Little: Me! Me!
  • Oh: Anyone!
  • Chicken Little: [clip with Disney's Chicken Little (2005)] Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me! Me!
  • Oh: Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officialy worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Green Pig right now, and get you all off my land and back where you came from!
  • [they all cheer, putting around Oh]
  • Oh: [to Chicken Little] You! You're comin' with me.
  • Chicken Little: All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Oh and Chicken Little, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big city adventure. I love it! [singing] On the road again! [spoken\ Sing it with me, Oh.
  • [Oh shakes the torch, throwing the Swarf away]
  • Chicken Little: [continues singing] I can't wait to get on the road again!
  • Oh: What did I say about singing?
  • Chicken Little: Can I whistle?
  • Oh: No.
  • Chicken Little: Can I hum it?
  • Oh: All, right, hum it.
  • [Chicken Little hums "On the Road Again", then cut to the kitchen, with Leonard/ walking in with Bowser Jr pouring milk in, then Leonard. continues walking, then guards salute their spears, then Leonard. goes inside the kitchen]
  • Leonard: That's enough. He's ready to talk.
  • [Fender Pinwheeler coughs from a milk]
  • Leonard: [laughing, then clears throwing, playing with Fender Pinwheeler's legs] Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!
  • Fender Pinwheeler: You're a monster.
  • Leonard: I'm not the monster here. [throws Fender Pinwheeler's leg] You are. You and the rest of the fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others?
  • Fender Pinwheeler: Eat me! [spits at Leonard.]
  • Leonard: I've tried to be fair to you, creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me, or I'll...
  • Fender Pinwheeler: No, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttoms.
  • Leonard: All right then. Who's hiding them?!
  • Fender Pinwheeler: [clip from in Robots] Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?
  • Leonard: The muffin man?
  • Fender Pinwheeler: The muffin man.
  • Leonard: Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives in Drury Lane?
  • Fender Pinwheeler: Well, she's married to the muffin man.
  • Leonard: The muffin man?
  • Fender Pinwheeler: THE MUFFIN MAN!
  • Leonard: She's married to the muffin man.
  • Mardake: My lord! We found it.
  • Leonard: Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in.
  • [Mardake brings Segeant Monty in, then they all gasp, with the clip of in Robots]
  • Leonard: Segeant Monty.
  • Fender Pinwheeler: DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING! [clip from Robots] No!
  • Leonard: Evening. Pigeon, pigeon, on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of all?
  • Segeant Monty: Well, techinically, you're not a king.
  • Leonard: Uh, Bowser Jr.
  • [Bowser Jr punches the mirror]
  • Leonard: You were saying?
  • Segeant Monty: What I mean is, you're not a king yet. But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.
  • Leonard: Go on.
  • Segeant Monty: [telling Leonard. about his bachelorettes] So, just sit black and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's elgible bachelorettes. And here they are!
  • [shows images of Daisy Duck]
  • Segeant Monty: Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Daisy Duck.
  • [changes to images of Piper Pinwheeler]
  • Segeant Monty: Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live she is. Come on. Give it up for Piper Pinwheeler!
  • [changes to Judy Hopps]
  • Segeant Monty: And last, but certainly not the least, bachelorette number three is a firey redhead, from a chicken-guarded castle surrounded by hot bolilng lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Judy Hopps! So will it be, bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two, or bachelorette number three?
  • Guards: Two! Two! Three! Three! Two! Two! Three!
  • Leonard: Three? One? [shuddering] Three?
  • Bowser Jr: Three! Pick number three, my lord!
  • Leonard: Okay, okay, uh, number three!
  • Segeant Monty: Leonard., you've chosen Judy Hopps.
  • [the music begins Escape by Rupert Holmes playing]
  • Leonard: Judy Hopps. She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go...
  • Segeant Monty: But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night.
  • Leonard: I'll do it.
  • Segeant Monty: Yes, but after sunset.
  • Leonard: Silence! I will make this Judy Hopps my queen, and Duloc will finally have the perfect king! Mardake, assemble your finest men. We're going to have a tournament.
  • [cut back to Oh and Chicken Little, going to Duloc]
  • Chicken Little: But that's it. That's right here. That's Duloc. I told ya I'd find it.
  • Oh: So, that must be Leonard.'s castle.
  • Chicken Little: Uh-huh. That's the place.
  • Oh: [to Chicken Little] Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? [laughing]
  • Chicken Little: Hey, wait. Wait up, Oh.
  • Man: Hurry, darling. We're late. Hurry.
  • Oh: [to Duloc Mascot] Hey, you!
  • [Duloc Mascot screams, running away]
  • Oh: Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat ya. I just... I just... [sighs]
  • [Duloc Mascot continues running away, then they walk down, then Duloc Mascot hits the wall, falling to the ground, with Oh and Chicken Little looking at the Duloc Mascot, then Oh goes in the turnstile, entering Duloc, then Chicken Little flips around the turnstile, entering Dulpc, then Oh sighs, then they enter Duloc, looking around]
  • Oh: It's quiet. Too quiet. Where is everybody?
  • Chicken Little: Hey, look at this! [goes up the information booth, pulling a lever, then, after some clicking, many mechanized marionettes pop and and they begin singing]
  • Clockwork Chorus: Welcome to Duloc, it's a perfect town! Here we have some rules, let us lay them down! Don't make waves, stay in line, and we'll get along fine! Duloc is a perfect place! Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your face! Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect place!
  • [the booth takes Chicken Little and Oh's photo, saying, "WELCOME TO DULOC", showing them stunned]
  • Chicken Little: [clip with Disney's Chicken Little (2005)] Wow! Let's do that again!
  • Oh: [grabs Chicken Little] No. No. No, no, no! No.
  • [they hear a fanfare]
  • Leonard: Brave knights. You are the best in brightest in all the land.
  • [they both go to the tournament]
  • Leonard: Today, one of you shall prove himself...
  • Oh: All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom/
  • Chicken Little: Sorry about that.
  • [they all cheer]
  • Leonard: That champion shall have the honor, no, no, the privilege, go forth and rescue the lovely Judy Hopps, from the firey keep of Ginger. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place, and so on and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
  • [they all cheer]
  • Leonard: Let the tournament begin!
  • [Oh walks backwards]
  • Leonard: What is that?
  • [Oh gasps]
  • Leonard: It's hideous!
  • Oh: Ah, that's not very nice. It's just a chicken.
  • Chicken Little: Huh?
  • Leonard: Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who kills the boov will be named champion! Have at him!
  • Knight 1: Get him!
  • Oh: Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now.
  • Woman: Go ahead! Get him!
  • Oh: [takes a cup] Can't we just settle this over a pint?
  • Kinght 2: Kill the beast!
  • Oh: No? All right, then. Come on! [breaks the barrel, spilling some on the knights, with the music of "Bad Reputation" by Halfcocked playing]
  • [Chicken Little rolls of the barrel, knocking some knights]
  • Knight 3: Damn!
  • [Oh fights with the guards]
  • Chicken Little: [clip with Disney's Chicken Little (2005)] Hey, Oh, tag me! Tag me!
  • Oh: [fights with a guard] Ah! [laughing, then he continues fighting the guards] Yeah! [fights with another guard]
  • Wrestling Fan: The chair! Give him the chair!
  • [Oh continues fighting, with the people cheering, then Oh throws the guard around, then Chicken Little rings the bell]
  • Oh: [laughing] Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha! [laughs]
  • [they all aim]
  • Guard 8: [to Leonard.] Shall I give the order, sir?
  • Leonard: No, I have a better idea. People of Duloc, I give you our champion!
  • Oh: What?
  • Leonard: Congratulations, boov. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest.
  • Oh: Quest? I'm already on a quest, a quest to give my swamp back.
  • Leonard: Your swamp?
  • Oh: Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures!
  • [they all murmur]
  • Leonard: Indeed. All right, boov, I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back.
  • Oh: [to Leonard.] Exactly the way it was?
  • Leonard: Down to the last slime-covered toadstool.
  • Oh: And the squatters?
  • Leonard: As good as gone.
  • Oh: What kind of quest?
  • [cut to the field]
  • Chicken Little: Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight Ginger, and rescue a princess just so Leonard. will give you back a swamp, which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place. Is that right?
  • Oh: You know what? Maybe there's a good reason chickens shouldn't talk.
  • Chicken Little: I don't get it, Oh. Why don't you just pull some of that boov stuff on him? Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grind his bones to make your bread, the whole boov trip.
  • Oh: Oh, I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village, and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. [to Chicken Little] Does that sound good to you?
  • Chicken Little: Uh, no, not really no.
  • Oh: For you information, there's a lot more to boovs than people think?
  • Chicken Little: Example?
  • Oh: Example? Okay, um, boovs are like onions.
  • Chicken Little: [sniffs at the onions] They stink?
  • Oh: Yes. No!
  • Chicken Little: Or they make you cry?
  • Oh: No!
  • Chicken Little: Oh, you leave them out of the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
  • Oh: [to Chicken Little] No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. [sighs, walking away]
  • Chicken Little: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. [sniffs at everything] You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
  • Oh: I don't care what everyone likes. Boovs are not like cakes.
  • Chicken Little: You know what everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "Hey, no, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
  • Oh: NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Boovs are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.
  • Chicken Little: Parfaits may be the most delicious thing in the whole damn planet.
  • Oh: You know, I think preferred your humming.
  • Chicken Little: Do you have a tissue or something? I'm making a mess. Just the word parfait makes me start slobbering.
  • [the music begins "I"m On My Way" by The Proclaimers playing, going down the hill, by night, then a campfire, burning his foot, then they look at the Ginger's keep, then they go by the rocks, then they go to the castle]
  • Chicken Little: Ooh! Oh! Did you do that? Man, you gotta warn somebody before you just crack me off. My mouth was open and everything.
  • Oh: Believe me, Chicken Little, if it was me, you'd be dead. [sniffs] It's brimstone. We must be getting close.
  • Chicken Little: Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about the brimstone. I know what smell. It wasn't no brimstone. It didn't come off no stone, either.
  • [they all look up Ginger's keep]
  • Oh: Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. [laughing]
  • Chicken Little: Uh, Oh? Remember what you said boovs have layers?
  • Oh: Oh, aye.
  • Chicken Little: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make. Chickens don't have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves.
  • Oh: Wait a second. Chickens don't have sleeves.
  • Chicken Little: You know what I mean.
  • Oh: Oh, you can't tell you're afraid of heights.
  • Chicken Little: No, I'm just unfcomfortable on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!
  • Oh: Come on, Chicken Little. I'm right here beside ya, okay? For emotional support, we'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time.
  • Chicken Little: Really?
  • Oh: Really, really.
  • Chicken Little: Okay, that makes me feel so much better.
  • Oh: Just keep moving. And don't look down.
  • Chicken Little: Okay, don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down. [breaks a bridge wood] Oh! I'm lookin' down! Oh, God, I can't do this! Just let me off right now, please!
  • Oh: But you're already halfway.
  • Chicken Little: Yeah, but I know that half is safe!
  • Oh: Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back. [shakes the bridge]
  • Chicken Little: Oh, no! Wait!
  • Oh: Just, Chicken Little... Come on. Let'e have a dance then, shall we?
  • Chicken Little: Don't do that!
  • Oh: Oh, I'm sorry. Do what? Oh, this?
  • Chicken Little: Yes, that!
  • Oh: Yes? Yes, do it. Okay.
  • Chicken Little: [screaming] No, Oh! No! Stop it!
  • Oh: You said do it! I'm doin'it.
  • Chicken Little: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Oh, I'm gonna die. Oh!
  • Oh: [to Chicken Little] That'll do, Chicken Little. That'll do.
  • Chicken Little: Cool. So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway?
  • Oh: Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.
  • [they both go inside]
  • Chicken Little: I was talkin' about Ginger, Oh.
  • [cut to Ginger's keep]
  • Chicken Little: You afraid?
  • Oh: No, but, shh.
  • Chicken Little: Oh, good. Me neither. [gasping, walking with Oh] 'Cause there's nothing wrong with bein' afraid. Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. Unfmiliar dangerous situation, I might add. With Ginger that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire, it sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared, you know what I mean. I sure as heck ain't no coward. [puts his helmet on his head]
  • Oh: Chicken Little, two things, okay? Shut up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs?
  • Chicken Little: Stairs? I thought I was lookin' for the princess.
  • Oh: I read it in a book once.
  • Chicken Little: Cool. You handle Ginger. I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. [goes inside] I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the curb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish a had a step right here, right here. I'd step all over it.
  • Oh: [looks at a castle] Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the...
  • Chicken Little: GINGER! [runs away by Ginger, blowing fire]
  • Oh: [looks at Chicken Little running away by Ginger, blowing fire] Chicken Little, look out! [dodges by fire]
  • [Chicken Little chickens downs, blowing fire at the tail]
  • Oh: [grabs his tail] Gotcha!
  • [Chicken Little runs away, then the tail shakes Oh around, flying in the castle, landing by Judy Hopps, then Ginger blows fire, breaking the ledges]
  • Chicken Little: No. Oh, no! No! [screaming, looking at Ginger] Oh, what large teeth you have.
  • [Ginger growls]
  • Chicken Little: I mean, white sparking teeth. I know you probably hear this all the time from your food, but you must bleach yourself, because that is one dazzling smile you got there. And do I detect a hint of minty freshness? And you know what else? You're... You're a girl chicken! Oh, sure! I mean, of course you're a girl chicken. 'Cause you're just reeking a feminine beauty. What's the matter with you? You got something in your eye?
  • [Ginger blows a heart-shaped smoke on Chicken Little]
  • Chicken Little: Ooh. Oh. Oh. Man, I'd really love to stay, but, you know, I'm, uh... [coughs at the smoke] I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings and stuff. Oh!
  • [Ginger picks up Chicken Little]
  • Chicken Little: No! Oh! Oh! Oh!
  • [cut to Rodney Copperbottom, getting up, walking down to Judy Hopps, shaking her]
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Wake up!
  • Judy Hopps: What?
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Are you Judy Hopps?
  • Judy Hopps: I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me.
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Oh, that's nice. Now let's go!
  • Judy Hopps: But wait, Sir Rodney Copperbottom. This be-ith our first meeting. Should it not be a wonderful romantic moment?
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time.
  • [they both go to the door]
  • Judy Hopps: Hey, wait. What are you doing? You know, you should sweep me off my feet, but yonder window and down a rope onto your oh steed.
  • Rodney Copperbottom: [to Judy Hopps] You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?
  • Judy Hopps: Mm-hmm.
  • [they both go downstairs]
  • Judy Hopps: But we have to savor this moment! You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick? Or something!
  • Rodney Copperbottom: I don't think so.
  • Judy Hopps: Can I at least know the name of my champion?
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Um, Rodney Copperbottom.
  • Judy Hopps: Sir Rodney Copperbottom. [clears throat] I pray that you take this favor as a taken of my gratitude.
  • Rodney Copperbottom: [takes a handkerchief] Thanks!
  • [they both hear Ginger roar]
  • Judy Hopps: You didn't slay Ginger?
  • Rodney Copperbottom: It's on my to-do list. Now come on! [grabs Judy Hopps]
  • Judy Hopps: But this isn't right! You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. That's what all the other knights did.
  • [they both pass by a skeleton]
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Yeah, right before they burst into flame.
  • Judy Hopps: That's not the point. Oh! Wait. Where are you going? The exit's over there.
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Well, I have to save my ass.
  • Judy Hopps: What kind of cup are you?
  • Rodney Copperbottom: One of a kind. [goes inside]
  • Chicken Little: Slow down. Slow down, baby, please. I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. Just call me old-fashioned, you know. [laughing] I don't want to rush into a physical relationship. I'm not emotionnally ready for a commitment of, uh, this... Magnitude really is the word I'm looking for. Magnitude... Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. Hey, what are you doing?
  • [Ginger blows fire]
  • Chicken Little: Okay, okay. Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. I Mean, we really should get to know each other first as friends or maybe his pen pals. "Cause I'm on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards, and... I'd really love to stay, but... Hey, hey, hey! Don't do that! That's my tail! That's my personal tail. You're gonna tear it off. I don't give permission to... Wait. What are you gonna do with that? Hey, now. No way. No! No! No, no! No. No, no, no! No! Oh!
  • [Ginger kisses Ginger, trapping her, then they run upstairs, blowing fire at them, then he grabs Judy Hopps]
  • Chicken Little: Hi, Princess!
  • Judy Hopps: It talks!
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.
  • Chicken Little: Rodney Copperbottom!
  • [they all slide down, with Rodney Copperbottom bumping on the pole, then they continue running away by Ginger, then they look at Ginger, jumping over the chain]
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Okay, you two, head for the exit! [grabs a sword] I'll take care of Ginger. [puts a sword in the chain] Run!
  • [they all continue running away, putting fire on the bridge, then they fall down, then Rodney Copperbottom saves Chicken Little, looking at Ginger, breaking the sword, then Judy Hopps screams, then Ginger stops flying, then they all look at Ginger, then they climp up]
  • Judy Hopps: [clip from in Zootopia] You did it! You rescued me! You're... You're wonderful. You're a little unarthodox I'll admit. But try deed is great, and thine heart is pure. I am eternally in your debt.
  • [Chicken Little clears his throat]
  • Judy Hopps: And where would be a brave cup without his noble steed?
  • Chicken Little: All right, I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a noble steed.
  • Judy Hopps: [laughing] The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Rodney Copperbottom.
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Uh, no.
  • Judy Hopps: Why not?
  • Rodney Copperbottom: I have helmet hair.
  • Judy Hopps: Please, I would'st look upon the face upon my rescuer.
  • Rodney Copperbottom: No, no, you wouldn't, 'st.
  • Judy Hopps: But how will you kiss me?
  • Rodney Copperbottom: What? That job wasn't in the job description.
  • Chicken Little: Maybe it's a perk.
  • Judy Hopps: No, it's destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes. A princess locked in a tower and beset by Ginger, is rescued by a brave cup, and then they share true love's first kiss.
  • Chicken Little: Hmm? With Oh? You think Oh is your true love?
  • Judy Hopps: Well, yes.
  • [they both laugh]
  • Chicken Little: [clip with Disney's Chicken Little (2005)] You think Oh is your true love!
  • Judy Hopps: What is so funny?
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Let's just say I'm not your type, okay?
  • Judy Hopps: Of course, you are. You're my rescuer. Now... Now remove your helmet.
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Look. I really don't think this is a good idea.
  • Judy Hopps: [to Rodney Copperbottom] Just take off the helmet.
  • Rodney Copperbottom: I'm not going to.
  • Judy Hopps: Take it off.
  • Rodney Copperbottom: No!
  • Judy Hopps: NOW!
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Okay! Easy. As you command, Your Highness. [takes his disguise off, revealing Oh]
  • Judy Hopps: You... You're a... a boov.
  • Oh: Oh, you were expecting Captain Smek.
  • Judy Hopps: Well, yes, acutally. Oh, no. This is all wrong. You're not supposed to be a boov.
  • Oh: Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Leonard., okay? He's the one who wants to marry you.
  • Judy Hopps: Well, then why didn't he come to rescue me?
  • Oh: Good question. You should ask him that when we get there.
  • Judy Hopps: But I have to be rescued by my true love, not by some boov and his... his pet.
  • Chicken Little: So much for noble steed.
  • Oh: Look, Princess. You're not making my job any easier.
  • Judy Hopps: Well, I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. You can tell Leonard. that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right there.
  • Oh: Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.
  • Judy Hopps: You wouldn't dare.
  • [Oh grabs Judy Hopps]
  • Judy Hopps: Put me down!
  • Oh: Ya comin', Chicken Little?
  • Chicken Little: I'm right behind ya.
  • Judy Hopps: Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! This is not dignifled! Put me down! [screaming]
  • [cut to the forest]
  • Chicken Little: Okay. So here's another question. Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten?
  • Judy Hopps: You just tell her she's not your true love. Everyone knowest what happens when you rind your... Hey! [sighs] The sooner we get to Duloc the better.
  • Chicken Little: Oh, yeah. You're gonna love it there, Princess? It's beautiful!
  • Judy Hopps: And what of my groom-to-be? Leonard.? What's he like?
  • Oh: Well, let me put this way, Princess. Men of Leonard.'s statue are in short supply. [laughing]
  • Chicken Little: I don't know, Oh. There are those who think little of him.
  • [they both laugh]
  • Judy Hopps: Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You know, you're just jealous you can never measure up to a great ruler like Leonard.
  • Oh: Yead, well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the "measuring" when you see him tomorrow.
  • Judy Hopps: Tomorrow? It'll take that long? Shouldn't we stop to make camp?
  • Oh: No, that'll take longer. We can keep going.
  • Judy Hopps: But there's robbers in the woods.
  • Chicken Little: Whoa! Time out, Oh! Camping's starting to sound good.
  • Oh: Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest.
  • Judy Hopps: I need to find somewhere to camp NOW!
  • Oh: [pushes a rock] Hey! Over here.
  • Chicken Little: Oh, we can do better than that. I don't think this is fit for a princess.
  • Judy Hopps: No, no, It's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches.
  • Oh: Homey touches? Like what?
  • Judy Hopps: [grabs a wood] A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night.
  • Chicken Little: You want me to read a bedtime story? I will.
  • Judy Hopps: [offscreen] I said good night!
  • Chicken Little: Oh, what are you doing?
  • Oh: I just... You know... Oh, come on, I was just kidding.
  • [cut to night]
  • Oh: And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, the only boov to ever spit over three wheat fields.
  • Chicken Little: Right. Yeah. Hey, can you tell my future from these stars?
  • Oh: The stars don't tell the future, Chicken Little. They tell stories. Look, there's Bloodnut, the Flatuent. You can guess what he's famous for.
  • Chicken Little: I know you're making this up.
  • Oh: No, look. There he is, and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench.
  • Chicken Little: Man, that ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots.
  • Oh: Sometimes things are more than they appear. Hmm? Forget it.
  • Chicken Little: [sighs] Hey, Oh, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway?
  • Oh: Our swamp?
  • Chicken Little: You know, when we're through rescuing the princess.
  • Oh: We? Chicken Little, there is no "we." There is no "our." There's just me and my swamp. The first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land.
  • Chicken Little: You cut me deep, Oh. You cut me real deep just now. You know what I think? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out.
  • Oh: No, do ya think?
  • Chicken Little: Are you hidin' something?
  • Oh: Never mind, Chicken Little.
  • Chicken Little: Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it?
  • Oh: No, this is one of those drop-it and leave-it-alone things.
  • Chicken Little: Why don't you want to talk about it?
  • Oh: Why do you want to talk about it?
  • Chicken Little: Why are you blocking?
  • Oh: I'm not blocking.
  • Chicken Little: Oh, yes, you are.
  • Oh: Chicken Little. I'm warning you.
  • Chicken Little: Who you trying to keep out? Just tell me about, Oh.
  • Oh: Everyone! Okay?
  • Chicken Little: Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere.
  • Oh: Oh, for the love of Pete!
  • Chicken Little: What's your problem? What you got against the whole world?
  • Oh: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. People take one look at me and go, "Aah! Help! Run! A Big, stupid, ugly boov!" [sighs] They judge before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.
  • [Disgust looks at Shrek and Chicken Little]
  • Chicken Little: You know what? When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly boov.
  • Oh: Yeah, I know.
  • Chicken Little: So, uh, are there any chickens up there?
  • Oh: Well, there's, um, Gabby, the Small and Annoying.
  • Chicken Little: Okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right here. That one there?
  • Oh: That's the moon.
  • Chicken Little: Oh, okay.
  • [camera pans into the house]
  • Leonard: [to Sergeant Monty] Again. Show me again. [rewinds the remote] Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess.
  • [Sergeant Monty reveals Judy Hopps]
  • Leonard: Ah. Perfect.
  • [cut to Judy Hopps, looking at Oh and Chicken Little sleeping, then singing with the Tweety Bird from Looney Tunes, vocalizing to the tweety bird, then vocalizing louder, then the tweety bird explodes, looking at the feet with smoke, then cut to the nest, transitioning into egg yolks]
  • Oh: Mmm, yeah, you know, I like it like that.
  • Chicken Little: Come on, baby. I said I like it.
  • Oh: Chicken Little, wake up.
  • Chicken Little: Huh? What?
  • Oh: Wake up.
  • Chicken Little: What? [gets up]
  • Judy Hopps: Good morning. How do you like your eggs?
  • Chicken Little: Good morning, Princess!
  • Oh: What's this all about?
  • Judy Hopps: We kind of got off to a bad start yesterday. I wanted to make it up to you. After all, you did rescue me.
  • Oh: Uh, thanks.
  • [Chicken Little sniffs]
  • Judy Hopps: Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.
  • [Oh belches, then they go to the forest]
  • Chicken Little: Oh!
  • Oh: What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. [laughing]
  • Chicken Little: Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess.
  • [Oh belches]
  • Judy Hopps: Thanks.
  • Chicken Little: She's as nasty as you are.
  • Oh: [laughs] You know, you're not exactly what I expected.
  • Judy Hopps: Maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. [vocalizing]
  • Vincent: La librete! [grabs Judy Hopps] Hey!
  • Oh: Princess!
  • [Chicken Little laughs]
  • Judy Hopps: What are you doing?
  • Vincent: Be still, mom cherie, for I am you savior! And I am rescuing you from this green... ]kisses on Judy Hopps] ...beast.
  • Oh: Hey! That's my princess! Go find your own!
  • Vincent: Please. monsters! Can't you see I'm a little busy here?
  • Judy Hopps: Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are!
  • Vincent: Oh! Of course! Oh, how rude. Please let me introduce myself. Oh, Koopalings! [laughs]
  • Koopalings: Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo!
  • Vincent: I steal from the rich and give to the needy.
  • Larry: He takes a wee percentage.
  • Vincent: But I'm not pretty. I rescue pretty damsels. Man, I'm good!
  • Koopalings: What a guy, Vincent!
  • Vincent: Break it down.
  • [they all dance]
  • Vincent: I like an honest flight and a saucy little maid.
  • Koopalings: What he's basically saying is he likes to get...
  • Vincent: Paid.
  • Koopalings: So.
  • Vincent: When a boov in a bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad.
  • Koopalings: That's bad.
  • Vincent: When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad.
  • Koopalings: He's mad. He's really, really mad.
  • Vincent: I'll take my blade and ram it through the heart. Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'cause I'm about to start!
  • [Judy Hopps kicks Vincent, then the Koopalings gasp]
  • Judy Hopps: Man, that was annoying!
  • Lemmy: Oh, you little... [shoots an arrow, flying to the tree]
  • Judy Hopps: [hits Larry Koppa, spinning around, htting Roy Koopa, jumping up, kicking Wendy Koopa and Iggy Koopa, walking around the tree, hitting the accordion, then kicking Ludwig Von Koopa, then the Koopalings groan] Um, shall we?
  • Oh: Hold the phone. [drops Chicken Little] Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. Where did that come from?
  • Judy Hopps: What?
  • Oh: That! Back there. That was amazing! Where did you learn that?
  • Judy Hopps: Well... [chuckles] When one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a... [points to Oh's butt] There's an arrow in your butt!
  • Oh: What? Oh, would you look at that?
  • Judy Hopps: Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so sorry.
  • Chicken Little: [to Judy Hopps] Why? What's wrong?
  • Judy Hopps: Oh's hurt.
  • Chicken Little: Oh's hurt. Oh's hurt? Oh, no. Oh's gonna die.
  • Oh: Chicken Little, I'm okay.
  • Chicken Little: Oh, you can't do this to me. I'm too young for you to die. Keep your legs elevated. Turn your head and cough. Does anyone know the Heimlich?
  • Judy Hopps: Chicken Little! Calm down. If you want to help Oh, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns.
  • Chicken Little: Blue flower, red thorns. Okay. I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die, Oh. If you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!
  • Both: Chicken Little!
  • Chicken Little: Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns.
  • Oh: What are the flowers for?
  • Judy Hopps: For getting rid of Chicken Little.
  • Oh: Ah.
  • Judy Hopps: Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out.
  • Oh: Ow! Hey! Easy with the yankin'.
  • Judy Hopps: I'm sorry, but it has to come out.
  • Oh: No, it's tender. Now, hold on. What you're doing is the opposite of help.
  • Judy Hopps: Don't move. [tries to get the arrow out of his butt]
  • Oh: Look, time out.
  • Judy Hopps: Would you... [contiues trying to get the arrow out] Okay. What do you propose to do?
  • Chicken Little: [continues looking around] Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind! Blue flower, red thorns!
  • Oh: Ow!
  • Chicken Little: Hold on, Oh! I'm comin'!
  • Oh: Ow! Not good.
  • Judy Hopps: Okay. Okay, I can nearly see the head.
  • [Oh grunts]
  • Judy Hopps: It's just about...
  • Oh: Ow! Ohh!
  • [Chicken Little clears throat]
  • Oh: Nothing happened. We were just, uh...
  • Chicken Little: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was as, okay.
  • Oh: Oh, come on! That's the last thing on my mind! The princess here was just...
  • [Judy Hopps takes an arrow out of his but]
  • Oh: Ugh!
  • [Judy Hopps holds shakes his arrow]
  • Oh: Ow!
  • Chicken Little: Hey, what's that? [nervous chuckle] That's... Is that blood? [lays down]
  • [the music begins "My Beloved Monster" by Eels playing, then Oh picks up Chicken Little, then Judy Hopps walks on a tree, then catapulting Chicken Little, falling down, then they walk down to a tree, grabbing the web, putting the flies around, making it into cotton candy, then Oh grabs the frog, blowing a balloon, then Judy Hopps grabs a snake, blowing up a balloon, then they walk down with balloons, with Chicken Little walking up, then the balloons fly away, then they arrive at Duloc[
  • Oh: There it is, Princess. Your future awaits you.
  • Judy Hopps: That's Duloc?
  • Chicken Little: Yeah, I know. You know, Oh thinks Leonard.'s compensationg for something, which I think means he has a really... [lays down] Ow!
  • Oh: Um, I, uh, I guess we better move one.
  • Judy Hopps: Sure. But, Oh? I'm worried about Chicken Little.
  • [Chicken Little gets up, blubbering]
  • Oh: What?
  • Judy Hopps: I mean, look at him. He doesn't look so good.
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