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Wicked Witch: Wake up, my beauties. Rise and shine. It's a brand-new day, and the mortal world is at peace. But not for long. Just look at them. I pull one tiny thread, and their whole world unravels into chaos. Glorious chaos. And what could be more perfect than this? A noble prince, a priceless treasure, and a black-hearted thief. Oh, this is going to be fun. ZOOM Characters? You know what to do. Let the games begin. Things that took a turn for the worse.

[The sky falls goes inside to the earth, splashing in the water, then the boats]

Fred: Run for your Iives! Everyone run for cover! SOS! Mayday! Mayday! Code red! Duck and cover! You're all in danger!

- Ah!

- [babies crying]

[grunting]

Elmo: Run for cover!

[steer bellows]

Elmo: Run for your lives!

- [squealing]

- [ringing]

- [siren wails]

Elmo: Emergency! Emergency!

[screaming]

Whoa!

- Whoa!

- Aaah!

[babies crying]

Look out! Take cover!

[# Raiders of the Lost Ark Theme]

[car horns honking]

[screaming]

Fred: Run for cover!

Handy: [coughs] Fred and Elmo! What is it? What's going on?

Elmo: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

- The sky is falling?

- Are you crazy?!

No, no, no!

It's true! Come with me!

Mo: [to Sinbad] Sinbad, we need to talk.

Fred: Heard about it, read about it, never actually seen it. [walks to a book] The Book of Peace.

Kristen: It's my job to bring it safely to Syracuse.

Fred: Really? Now, see, now, I-I just feel bad, it just happen on the old oak tree, because you're going to get fired.

I'm not making this up. It's here. [stammering] There's a piece of the sky somewhere... ..somewhere on the ground.

It was shaped like that!

- It Looks Like a stop sign?

- Yes!

Only it doesn't say "stop" and it's blue and it has a cloud on it.

And it hit me on the head!

- It Looked Like a stop sign.

- Wait! What's that?

- Son, is this what hit you?

- What?

Oh, no, Dad. It was definitely a piece of the sky!

Piece of the sky. It's OK, everyone!

- Dad, no.

- There's been, Like, a Little mistake.

Elmo's Dad: It was just an acorn that-that hit my son. A little acorn. You can't be serious. You disappear for ten years, show up, and rob me?

Elmo: I wish it wasn't you. I do. [chuckling] Really. But...

Kristen: But it is me, Fred.

Fred: Kristen and Mo, we had a special handshake, some code words, a secret hideout. It was fun, big fun, but, uh, we were kids.

Mo: We were friends! You're not going to steal this. Not from me. And what would you do with it anyway? The Book of Peace protects all of us in the Twelve Cities.

- No! Kristen and Mo, no.

- Quiet, son.

This is embarrassing enough already.

Fred and Elmo! What were you thinkin'?

Why put your town's safety in jeopardy?

How could you mistake a stop sign for an acorn?!

Fred: But it... a big acorn level fluh.

- What did he say?

Fred: A big acorn level fluh...

- [reporter 2] It was a big acorn?

- [reporter 3] An ape throwing coleslaw?

Fred: A big acorn level fluh...

[man] Gesundheit!

Will's Dad: Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish, gibberish of an insane person.

Big Bird: Come on, Louie!

Your kid went and scared us all half to death!

Well, what can I tell you, folks, my son, you know... Kids do crazy stuff.

You have kids. It's...

No, Fred, Kristen, Mo and Louie. It wasn't an acorn. It was... it was a piece of the sky.

Really, it was.

You gotta believe me.

[chuckling] A movie. A movie.

They're makin' a movie.

When? When will everybody

forget your big mistake?

First it was all over the papers,

then they wrote a book about it,

then the book on tape,

then the board game,

the spoons with your face on it...

...and the Web site,

the commemorative plates.

- You saw them, right?

- Yeah. I saw them.

Kristen: Here's my little hero. You were so brave. Yeah. What a good boys.

Fred: Uh... Uh... [clears throat]

Kristen: [to Fred] Still think a ship's no place for a woman?

Fred: [huffs] Absolutely! Can't eat off 'em.

- They're not microwave-safe.

- You saw the billboards?

I saw them.

Ha! There's a bumper sticker.

I knew it was only a matter of time.

Billboards I could Live with.

Posters I could even Live with.

But a bumper sticker.

It's... it's Like glued on forever.

It doesn't matter. You know why?

Because I've got a plan.

Yeah, about that.

Well, remember how I told you

it would be better for you to Lay Low,

don't call attention to yourself?

- Yes, but I...

- See, it's Like a game.

Yeah, a game of hide-and-seek,

except the goal

is never to be found, ever!

- [stammering]

- Great!

[chuckles] Now, we've got a plan, right?

Kristen: I'll see ya later!

Mo: Remember, lay low Fred and Elmo.

Yeah. OK.

Bye.

George Baxter: Look, Mama! There's the crazy boys!

Charlotte Baxter: Yes, it is! Crazy boys. You're so smart. We don't make eye contact. Bye!

That's it. Today is a new day.

- [brakes squeaking]

- [honks horn]

[laughing and cheering]

[# Barenaked Ladies: One Little Slip]

It was a recipe for disaster

A four-course meal of "No sirree"

It seemed that happily ever after

[horn honking]

Was happy everyone was after me

It was a cup of good intentions

A tablespoon of one big mess

A dash of overreaction

And I assume you know the rest

One little slip

One little slip

It was a fusion of confusion

With a few confounding things

I guess I probably took

the wrong direction

[snorts]

Well I admit I might've

missed a sign or two

I took a right turn at confusion

A left when I should've gone

straight on through

I ran ahead with my assumptions

And we all know

what that can do

One little slip

One little slip

It was a fusion of confusion

And a few confounding things

I get the feeling in this town

I'll never live 'til I live down

The one mistake that seems

to follow me around

But they'll forget about the sky

When they all realize

This guy's about to try

to learn to fly

Or hit the ground

[school bell ringing]

How's it going?

It was a cup of good intentions

A tablespoon of one big mess

A dash of overreaction

And I assume you know the rest

[screaming]

One little slip

One little slip

It was a humble little stumble

With a big ungraceful

One little slip

One little slip

It was a fusion of confusion

with a few confounding things

- [rattling]

- [banging]

[Fred and Elmo sighing]

[scraping]

- [bell ringing]

- [students chattering]

Ahem.

- Very well. Rosie the Lavender Tank Engine.

- Present, pretty, punctual.

- Maya Santos.

- [squeals]

Master Thomas the Tank Engine.

Present and accounted for, Mr. Lumpy.

Oops! Dropped my pencil!

[straining] Whoa! Ahh!

- Loser!

- Emily the Emerald Engine.

- Here.

- Miguel Santos.

- Here.

- Andy Arlington.

- Here.

- Spike.

- Here.

- Dennis.

- Here.

- Jason.

- Here.

- Danny.

- Here.

- Robert.

- Here.

- Keesha.

- Here.

- Matt.

- Here.

- Digit.

- Here.

- Squirtle.

[barks]

- Wince.

- Yo.

- Dewitt.

[bubbling]

[muffled reply]

[clicks tongue]

Quite. Zoe.

Ugly muppet.

[laughing]

Class! I will not tolerate rude behavior at the expense of a fellow...

- [Robert] No worries, Mr. Lumpy.

- Yah!

- [horn honks]

Rosie: Tch tch tch.

Lumpy: You mustn't sneak up on me, Ugly... uh, Zoe and Robert.

- Where was I?

- Ugly muppet and boy.

Oh, yes.

- Fred and Elmo.

- [squeals]

[Lumpy] Hmm.

- [coughing] Tardy again.

- Tardy again. Hmm.

Class, turn to page 62 and translate each word in Mutton.

- [clears throat] He.

- [class] Baa.

Lumpy: She.

- Baa.

- They.

- Baa.

- We.

- Baa.

Carlos: OK, everyone. Listen up! I don't wanna hear any quacks, tweets, oinks, whinnies or cocklee-doodle-doos when I say... dodgeball.

[cheering]

Oh, man.

Rosie: Pump it up! Pump it, pump it, pump it!

Carlos: Split into two teams. Popular versus unpopular.

- Carlos?

Carlos: Yeah, unpopular?

Thomas: Shouldn't we review safety guidelines?

Carlos: Sure! Hit the train, kids!

Aaah!

[screaming] Look out!

Zoe: Calm down Thomas. Just... Just do what Dewitt is doing.

[# C & C Music Factory: Gonna Make You Sweat]

  1. Everybody dance now #

- [footsteps]

- Whew!

- Tough morning?

Robert: Fred and Elmo, you're alive! Glad you made it. Pay up. He lived.

[Fred and Elmo gets up]

Dennis: What happened down there?

Fred: [gasping] You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Dennis: Try me.

Fred: All right, here goes. So I meet the Wicked Witch, the Goddess of Chaos. She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.

Dennis: Ha! That's a good one! Goddess of Chaos?

[the crew chuckle]

Dennis: Oh, I'm writing that down.

Spike: So, that's it then? No Book. Now what do we do?

Elmo: A little patience, Spike. It's not like we don't know where it's going.

Zoe: A run-in with my old nemesis.

- Gum in the crosswalk?

- He won this round.

- Your old foe!

- Mm-hmm.

- Incoming on your right.

- Thank you!

[braying]

Aah! [Iaughing]

[blubbering]

Yeah, I heard about the movie. Tough break.

- Yeah.

- Maybe it'll just go straight to video.

That's the least of my problems.

This morning... this morning my dad told me I should basically disappear.

But that's not gonna get me down.

I've got a plan.

You want to hear about it?

- Uh-oh.

- No, no, no! This one's good.

Look, one moment destroyed my life, right? One moment.

- Warthog at 3:00!

- I see him!

- [ball thumps]

- [warthog squeals]

- Yes!

- So I figure all I need is a chance...

AII I need is a chance to do something great to make everyone forget the "sky falling" thing once and for all.

And then my dad'll finally have a reason to be proud of me.

[Carlos] Time out!

[snickering]

Nurse!

[dialing]

- Hi, Tiffany!

- Hey, man, what's goin' on?

So, what do you think?

OK, listen.

You said the sky was falling.

- Your dad didn't support you.

- I...

And you have been hurting inside ever since, right?

- It's hurt. It stung. OK?

- It's hurt, but... Yes.

- That's the nutshell.

- OK. Yes, but...

- No. Buh-buh...

- But, it's...

What's got to happen now is the nut needs to be cracked open.

And not one little chip at a time, but... bam!

Smash! Bits of emotion flying everywhere! Anger! Frustration!

Denial! Fear!

Deep depression, in fact!

You see what I'm saying?

Uh...

AII right, forget the nut part.

Here's the main thing.

You have got to stop messing around, and deal with the problem.

- OK, yes, but...

- Here's the real solution.

You and your dad talk-talk-talking... closure!

- Closure?

- Closure, talking about something until it's resolved.

Wait! Hold on! See? Look.

There's a whole section about it in this month's Modern Mallard.

- Incredibly appropriate!

- I told you, I have a plan.

Yeah, but according to Cosmo Human, you should "stop the squawk and try the talk."

Beautiful Muppet says,

"Avoiding closure with your parents can cause early molting."

- See? Closure.

- [sighing]

[Zoe] Repeat after me. You, your girlfriend, best friend and dad, talk-talk...

[Elmo] Zoe, listen! Talking's a waste of time.

I got to do something great so my dad doesn't think I'm such a loser.

Come on. You are not a loser.

You're inventive and resourceful and funny and cute and...

What?

[chuckling, stammering]

Yeah... uh, Thomas!

Should Fred and Elmo have a good talk with Kristen, Mo and Louie and clear the air or keep searching for Band-Aid solutions and never deal with the problem?

Band-Aid solutions!

- Thomas!

- Well, I'm sorry!

I'm very bad at reading facial cues.

[sighs] Dewitt, help me out here.

- [muffled yells]

- [water sloshing]

Men.

They was beauty that killed the beast.

I guess only girls are good at honest communication and sensitivity.

[class laughing]

That does it! We were in a time-out, Rosie! Prepare to hurt. And I don't mean emotionally, like I do.

- [snaps]

- [gasps]

[honks]

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

- Whoa!

- [class gasping]

[class laughing]

- [gasping]

- We will save you!

Fall back! Mad girl!

- [fire alarm ringing]

- [gasping]

[Carlos] Fred and Elmo!

[Frog] Not showing up for class, inappropriate school attire, picking fights in gym class and the fire alarm? Ever since that "sky falling" incident, he's been nothing but trouble!

[sighing] Now look, Kristen, Mo and Louie.

You know I have the utmost respect for you.

I mean, you were Sara "Kristen" Hickman,

- our school baseball star.

- [bat hits ball, faintly]

[sighs] But let's face the facts.

Your kid, he's nothing like you at all.

[Kristen] OK.

Thank you for talking to me.

Kristen: I'll take care of my boyfriend.

Kristen: So, this is the infamous Fred and Elmo. I heard all about this morning. First you tried to rob Mo and Louie, and then you save his life. So, which are you, a thief or a hero?

Mo: Fred wanted to give me an opportunity to thank him.

[Squirtle gobbles all the food]

Elmo: I... Dad, it wasn't my fault.

- It was Rosie. She's always...

- All right. It's fine.

You don't have to explain anything.

Uh...

Uh... Hey, Dad? [clears throat]

I was thinkin'. Yeah, what if I...?

What if...?

What if I joined the baseball pirate team?

[Minny and Van] Hey, why don't you watch where you're going?!

Sorry, there, buddy! Sorry, sorry.

Pirate Baseball? My friends and their son, we talked about this.

Yeah, right. But, you know, that was when I was small.

I put on five ounces this year.

I've really bulked up.

Really, my friends and their son? Pirate Baseball. Are you sure?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, hey, why not, right?

- Yeah, why not, but why?

- Well, Kristen, Mo and Louie, you were such a big pirate baseball star in high school.

You could give me some pointers.

But, son, you know,

I'm just wondering...

Maybe pirate baseball isn't exactly your thing, you know?

Have you considered the chess team or the glee club?

And some teenagers, you know, they get quite a rush from stamp collecting.

- No.

- Wanna stop? We'll get some stamps.

- I don't like stamps.

- Colors, colorful things...

No, I was thinkin' pirate baseball!

I can't wait to see the look on your face when I smack that ball in for a touchdown!

- [laughing]

- [sighing]

Fred: Kristen... Um, I'm kidding.

Kristen: That was a... that was a joke.

- [chuckles]

- [chuckles]

Just do me one favor, son.

Why, sure, Dad. Anything.

Just please try not to get your hopes too high.

Yeah, but Dad, I mean, I...

I mean, I think I can...

[grunts, laughs]

I...

[stammering]

OK, Mo.

The Toad: Huh? [takes the sword out, looking at the candle wick being burnt out, then putting the sword back in, then looking at the book, then The Wicked Witch appears, then the candle wicks out] Who's there?

[Wicked flies by forming Fred, taking the sword out]

The Toad: Huh? ["Fred" takes the sword out]

[# Five for Fighting: All I Know]

I bruise you

You bruise me

We both bruise so

Easily

Too easily

To let it show

I love you

And that's all I know

Mo: [sighing] Oh, Elmo's Mom a.k.a. Mae. If only you were here. You'd know what to do.

And all my plans

Keep fallin' through

All my plans, they

[laughter]

Depend on you

Depend on you

To help them grow

I love you

- That's my boy!

- Gee, thanks, Dad!

And that's all

It's really all I know

It's all I know

Come on Wicked. All I need is a chance.

The Toad: Fred! [they both attack, then punching the The Toad, groaning, then transforming back into Wicked]

Wicked Witch: I love playing pretend. [drops the sword by the Toad, then chuckling wickedly, then taking the Book of Peace] All the pieces are coming together. [closing the Book of Peace]

It's all

I know!!!!!!

- [bat cracks]

- [crowd cheering]

[# Patti LaBelle

and Joss Stone: Stir It Up]

Yeah

Ohh

I can't sit here

while I go nowhere

Chase my dreams

through the polluted air

I'm walking on a wire

Running out of time

There's no room

in this ol' heart of mine

Hungry minds

just stare you in the eyes

Spread it thick

and lay the biggest lies

Words jump off the pages

Passion hits the street

Anger's cooking

in the city heat

World's too crazy

I can 't take no more

I won 't stay here

locked behind the door

Got to stir it up

I got to break it up now

When I think about tomorrow

Ooh, I can 't wait to

Stir it up

Got to shake it up now

If I have to beg or borrow

I'm not gonna take it anymore

Oh-oh oh-ohh-oh oh-ohh-oh

Come on

So much pressure

to keep holding on

Whoa

Pack my clothes up baby

I'll be gone

Stir it up

Got to break it up now

When I think about tomorrow

I can't wait to

Stir it up

I got to shake it up now

If I have to beg or borrow

I'm not gonna take it no more!

Tad: Lean to the left

Lean to the right

C'mon Pirates

Fight, fight, fight! Go, Pirates!

[gurgling, screaming]

[Santiago] There's excitement in the air, ladies and gentlemen. It's been two decades since Oakey Oaks has beaten rivals the Spud Valley Taters.

Down by only a single run, and with a player in scoring position, we finally have a chance again.

This excitement isn't about the fun of baseball, it's not about the prize.

It's about gloating and rubbing their noses in it, the "Nah-nah-na-na-na! We beat you!" taunting, if you will, that comes with the winning.

- Yeah!

That's right. Oakey Oaks and the Honorable Mayor Big Bird will finally have bragging rights again for one full year!

[chuckling, muttering]

But this battle has taken a heavy toll on our hometown heroes.

After nine grueling innings and several players out with injuries, the Acorns are scraping the bottom of the roster.

Hopefully, there's just enough muscle on the bench to pull out a win.

Up next... [shuddering] Chicken Little.

- [crowd groaning]

- [crying]

[Santiago] CIearly a Iong shot, folks.

Little hasn't been up to bat once since joining the team.

- He's gonna Iose the game for us!

- [Santiago] Wait!

If he can get a walk and advance to first, that powerhouse Rosie can step up and save us all. She's had a terrific game so far. A shoo-in for the MVP trophy.

Fred: How did she even get on the ship? [Zoe puts a jewel in the mouth, then holding in the back, then yawning] Gentlemen, we have a new course. We're going to Tartarus.

Robert: Huh? What happened to Fiji?

Keesha: What? No fun?

Zoe: No beaches?

Elmo: [the wreath lands on Elmo] Spike.

Spike: Sorry, Captain. But did you say Tartarus?

Elmo: That's right.

Carlos: OK, kid, listen up.

You have an itty-bitty, teeny-tiny strike zone.

There's no way he can throw you out!

Take the walk. Don't swing.

- I have a good feeling...

- Look at me. Don't swing.

Take the walk. You hear me?

Just take the walk!

- But, Carlos, wait!

- Don't swing!

[Santiago] Nervous, gangly,

barely able to hold the pine,

Little advances to the box.

He's going to bat from the right.

Make it the Ieft. No, the right.

- The right.

- Easy out!

[Santiago] Left field's found something better to do, center field's got a hunger pang in his second stomach and right field's digging for grubs.

- PIay ball!

[Cilan] Why him? Why now? [sobbing]

Fred: I won't embarrass you, Kristen. Not this time.

[Santiago] Here's the wind-up, the pitch! It's a high cutter.

- Ball!

- [grunting]

- [gasping]

- [groaning]

Uh... Strike one!

[Iaughing]

I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I've seen roadkill with faster reflexes. The catcher Iays down the signals. Here's the pitch. Curve ball Iow and outside, he swings!

Stee-rike two!

Ohh!

I said, don't swing!

[crowd] Don't swing!

- No!

- Batter up!

[crowd yelling]

That's two in the hole! One more strike, it's a punch out, folks, and we're all going home.

[whispering] Today is a new day.

[slow-motion] Don't swing!

- [gasping]

- [gasping]

Well, take away my squeaky toy! It's a hit!

- A hit?

- A hit?

[crowd] A hit?

[Santiago] The batter is unbelievably at home plate.

He's standing in a daze. Run, kid, run!

Go, son! Run! Run!

[crowd yelling]

Run!!!

[Santiago] There he goes, the wrong way.

- Wait, wait, wait!

- No, no! Not that way!

- Run the other way!

- Turn around!

[announcer] He's turned!

I've never said these words before, but he's actually rounding home plate!

- Goosey steps on home...

- [Chicken Little] A new day!

[announcer] A tie game!

They're scrambling in the alley.

Looks Iike Rodriguez has it.

Nope, it's the center fielder!

Mayhem in the outfield, as Rodriguez is fired to second.

[blubbering]

Catch is complete, but where's the ball?

Little touches the bag and keeps going. A hunt for the rock.

The fielders are having trouble.

Commotion out there!

- It's stuck! It's stuck!

- Tip the cow!

[Santiago] It's the old tip-the-cow play. He heads for the hot corner, a stand-up triple!

- Yes!

- [Santiago] Hold up! No! He's going for the whole enchilada! The ball of wax, kit and caboodle!

Go back! You're never gonna make it!

- [mooing]

- [Santiago] Tries to lighten his load! The outfield behind, Little's on all cylinders! He slides for the dish! It's going to be a photo finish at home!

[gasping]

[coughing]

[bellows]

[umpire] You're out!

[gasping]

[bubbling]

[Santiago] Oh, folks. Folks, what a heartbreaker.

- [umpire] Wait!

- [Santiago] Wait! Wait a cotton-picking second. Hold your horses, here, and horses hold your breath. This might not be over. He... He's...

Safe! The runner is safe!

[Santiago] It's all over, folks!

The Acorns have done the impossible!

For the first time in 20 years, we won the pennant!

Mothers, kiss your babies!

You've witnessed a miracle!

Remember where you were at this

moment. The smells! The sounds!

There's a new winner in town and his name is Fred and Elmo!

That was just a lucky hit!

[Santiago] Yes, Fred and Elmo, it's all yours! The victory, the triumph, the glory! And getting doused with a sticky drink that soaks into your undies and chafes for hours! This is one memory you'll savor forever!

[gurgling]

[Robert and Zoe] Yeah!

- [Robert and Zoe] Yeah!

- [Thomas] Yeah!

Yes, yes, yes! We won! We won!

That's my boy out there!

That's my boy!

I am the champion

My friend

And I'll keep on fightin' till the end

[imitating guitar riff]

I am the champion

I-I-I-I am the champion

But gone is the loser

Cause I am the champion

Of the world!!!

- [car alarms blaring]

- Yow!

- [knock on door]

- Here's the wind-up and the pitch!

- A knuckleball!

- He swings!

- Crack!

- It's going.

- He rounds first, to second!

- Hits high off the wall!

He flies past third and heads for the plate!

It's a scramble for the ball!

It's gonna be close!

- He is safe!

- [both cheering]

- The mighty Acorns win!

- Yes! Acorns win!

The mighty Acorns win!

- Yeah!

- [whooping]

- [laughing]

- [chuckling]

- [sighing]

- [yawning]

Jeez, you know, I guess that puts the whole "sky is falling" incident behind us once and for all. Hey, kiddo?

You bet, Dad.

I... [clears throat]

Unless you think we need... closure?

Closure? What's to close here?

Unless you think we need to close...

- Not me.

- It's closed!

- I agree. Vacuum sealed.

- Shut tight!

OK, great, Kristen, Mo and Louie. You... Closure, I do know.

All right. Enough fun.

Good talk. Good talk, son.

[straining]

- Here, I'll give you a push.

- Rock me a little. Help me.

- OK.

- OK, I'm up.

Hey.

Good night, Fred and Elmo.

[clicks tongue]

Here's the wind-up... and the pitch!

Whoo-hoo!

[cheering, laughing]

[sighs]

Thanks. Thanks for the chance.

Wicked Witch: Wow. Our little thief isn't going to run away.

[the creature hisses]

Wicked Witch: He thinks he's going to pay us a visit.

[the creature hisses and clicks]

Wicked Witch: Hmm. Let's provide some mood music. [puts the finger in the water for a spiral]

[whirring]

[gasping]

[grunting]

Oh...

[gasping]

[whimpering]

Fred: A piece of the sky?! Shaped like a stop sign?! Not again!

[Kristen] Hey! Boyfriend!

You all right? I'm coming!

I'm coming! I'm comin' upstairs!

- What's wrong?

- Nothing.

You sure? I thought I heard you yell.

No.

Uh, I, uh...

I fell out of bed.

[Louie] Huh?

- How'd you get over there?

- Over where?

- There. There!

- Where?

How'd you get over there?

Who're we talking about?

Never mind. What's the difference?

Look, the past is behind us, right?

- Mmm.

- Tomorrow's gonna be a new day.

[chuckling]

[gasping] Please be gone,

please be gone, please be gone...

[gasping]

[gasping]

Good.

- [humming]

- Ah!

[panting]

[shuddering]

No.

[humming]

[gasping]

- [grunting]

- [humming]

[humming]

No.

We gotta call Dennis, Spike, Jason, Danny, Robert, Keesha, Matt, Miguel and Zoe!

[# Wannabe]

- [Zoe] Uh-huh.

- [Thomas] Uh-huh.

  1. Yo, I'll tell you what I want

What I really really want

  1. Tell me what you want

What you really really want

  1. I'll tell you what I want

What I really really want

  1. So tell me what you want

What you really really want

  1. I wanna, I wanna

I wanna, I wanna

  1. Really really

really wanna zigazig ah

  1. If you wanna be my lover

You gotta get with my friends

- # Gotta get with my friends

- # Make it last forever

  1. Friendship never ends

If you wanna be my lover

  1. You have got to give

- # Taking is too easy

- [telephone ringing]

- # But that's the way it is

- Hello! Orange Girl Muppet residence.

  1. Tell you what I want

Thomas! Quiet!

I'm on the phone!

  1. I wanna, I wanna

I wanna, I wanna

- # I wanna really... #

- Thomas!

Oh...

[clapping, gurgling]

Hey! Where are you?

- We already started. We were...

- [Fred and Elmo] It opened up!

What?!

[Fred and Elmo] All right, guys.

Watch this.

- Bizarre.

- [Thomas whimpering]

OK. Lemme guess.

You haven't told your parents yet.

- Well...

- I knew it!

Why haven't you told him?

There hasn't been

- "you, your four pals, talk-talk-talking."

- There was talking.

- There was definitely talking.

- Really? What did he say?

Uh...

[mumbles gibberish]

What?

All right, that's it.

We are doing an intervention!

You have got to stop messing around and deal with the problem!

- She's right!

- Spike and Dennis, please. This is exactly what fell on me the first time. There's no way I'm bringing this up again.

- No, he's not.

- Thomas!

Sorry! I'm a gutless flip-flopper.

OK. I'm sure there's a simple, logical explanation. I mean, it could be a piece of weather balloon, or maybe it's part of some experimental communications satellite.

I don't care. I want it out of my life, gone for good.

Everything back to normal.

Hey, remember when that icy blue stuff fell from the sky? Everybody thought it was from space and stuff? And it just turned out to be frozen pee from a jet airplane.

Yeah, that's right. It's frozen pee.

Yeah. It's frozen pee.

Pee, pee, pee, pee pee.

- Could you stop saying that?

- What? Pee?

- Pee.

- Tinkle?

- Piddle? Wee-wee?

- Whiz?

OK, subject change.

- Make pishee?

- I don't care what it is!

- [humming]

- [gurgling]

[Jason] Are you gonna help me get rid of it or not?

- [humming, beeping]

- [gurgling]

- [humming]

- [explosion]

- [electric humming]

- [gurgling]

Flying Frog! Take cover!

Dewitt!

- No!

- Dewitt!

- [gasping]

- [gurgling]

- [gasping]

- Aaah!

Come on, come on, come on!

Wait, wait, whoa, son!

Where's the fire here?

Fred and Elmo has something to tell you! Tell him. He can handle it.

Who're we talkin' about?

- [sighing]

- Uh...

Gotta go, pals! Bye!

Kristen: Ha! You got to be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say.

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