Sesame Street: Elmo's Big ABC Animals Adventure/Transcript

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 * (Sesame Street Theme Song & Title Card)
 * Elmo: Oh!, Hi!, Welcome To Sesame Street!, My Name is Elmo!
 * Zoe: And Hello!, My Name is Zoe!
 * Elmo: Look At Our Big ABC Book!
 * Zoe: Do You Know The ABC Song?
 * Elmo: Sing It With Us!
 * Zoe: Yeah!
 * Elmo: Ready?
 * (Song Starts)
 * Elmo and Zoe: (Singing) A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z, Now I Know My ABC's, Next Time Won't You Sing With Me!
 * (Song Ends)
 * Elmo And Zoe: Yay!
 * Zoe: Great Singing!
 * Elmo: That's The Alphabet!, Hey!, Today, Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters are So Excited to Have An Animal Alphabet In Our ABC Book!
 * Zoe: I'm So Excited!
 * (Doorbell Rings)
 * Elmo: I Think Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters are Here!
 * Zoe: Let's Open The Door!
 * (Door Opens at Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters)
 * Elmo: Hi, Everyone!
 * Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Hi, Elmo!, Hi, Zoe!
 * Big Bird: We're So Excited to Have You're Big ABC Animals Adventure!
 * Elmo: We Are Too!
 * Zoe: Nice Animals, Guys!
 * Grover: Thanks, Zoe!
 * Dot: Can We Come In?
 * Elmo: Sure!, Come On In!
 * Elmo, Zoe, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: (Cheering)
 * (Book Rumbles)
 * Zoe: Woah!, The Book Is Shaking!
 * (Book Opens)
 * Zoboomafoo: Hey!, An Armadillo Jumped Out Of The ABC Book!, (Laughs)
 * Armadillo: Help!, Help!, Come Inside The ABC Book!, All My Animal Friends Are Missing!
 * Percy: Uh-Oh!, They Are All Gone!
 * Ruff Ruffman: Percy?
 * Percy: What Are We Going To Do?
 * Edward: Percy!
 * Percy: Yeah?
 * Big Bird: We Need To Skidoo In The Book!
 * Percy: Oh!
 * Big Bird: On The Count Of 3, We'll Skidoo Into The ABC Book!, Ready?, 1, 2, 3!
 * (Song Starts)
 * Big Bird: (Singing) Blue Skidoo We Can Too!
 * (Song Ends)
 * (Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, The PBS Kids Characters, and Armadillo Skidooing Into The ABC Book)
 * Elmo: Wow!, We're In The ABC Book!
 * Armadillo: Look!, There's The A Page!
 * Zoe: The Letter A?
 * Armadillo: Right, Zoe!, But My Friend The Ant Is Missing!
 * Zoboomafoo: Yeah!, Look!, The Ant Is Gone!
 * Armadillo: And None Of The Other Animals Are At Their Letters Either!, All Amigos Are Gone!, They All Alone!, (Crying)
 * Elmo: Oh!, Don't Cry, Armadillo!, Will Help You!
 * Armadillo: You Will?
 * Bert: Yeah!
 * Armadillo: Yay
 * Elmo: Hey!, Guess What!
 * Big Bird: What Is It, Elmo?
 * Elmo: I Think I Could Find An Animal!
 * Zoe: You Do?
 * Elmo: Uh-Huh!
 * Big Bird: What Animal Do You Want To Find?
 * Elmo: Hmm, I Know!, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters Can Play My Game, Blue's Clues, To Figure This Out!
 * Big Bird: Great Idea!, We Can Play Blue's Clues to Figure Out What Animal Elmo Could Find!
 * (Song Starts)
 * Big Bird: (Singing) We Are Gonna Play Blue's Clues...
 * Zoe: (Singing) Cause That's A Really Great Game...
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Yeah!
 * (Song Ends)
 * Elmo: So, My Handprints Will Be On The Clues!
 * Big Bird: Blue's Clues!
 * Thomas: But Before We Play Blue's Clues, How Do We Find The Animals?
 * Elmo: Hmm, Let's Stop and Think!, Who Do We Ask for Help When We Don't Know Which Way to Go?
 * Zoboomafoo: The Map!
 * Elmo: The Map!, Right!
 * Big Bird: But Where's Map?
 * Map: Here I Am!
 * Zoe: Hey, Map!, Could You Show Us How to Find The Animals?
 * Map: Sure, Zoe!, All You Have to Do is Say "Map!"
 * Elmo: Say Map!
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Louder!
 * (Song Starts)
 * Map: (Singing) I'm The Map!, I'm The Map!
 * The Fiesta Trio: (Singing) He's The Map!, He's The Map!
 * Map: I'm The Map!
 * (Song Ends)
 * Map: Wow!, Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters Are Going To Find Out Where All The Animals Are!, Well, I Know Where The Animals Are!, They're At The End Of The Alphabet!, At Z!
 * Animals: (Calling)
 * Map: Well, I Know How Do We Find The Animals!, First, You Have To Go Up The Elevator, At E!, Then, You Have To Go Down The Slippery Slide, At S!, And That's How You'll Get To Z!
 * Animals: (Calling)
 * Map: So, Remember!, Elevator, Slide, Z!, Say It With Me!, Elevator, Slide, Z!, Elevator, Slide, Z!, Elevator, Slide, Z!, So Tell Elmo, First, We Have to Go to The Elevator!
 * Elmo: Where Do We Go First?
 * Zoboomafoo: Elevator!
 * Elmo: The Elevator!, Right!
 * Ruff Ruffman: Hey, Big Bird!, You Know What Else We Need for Blue's Clues!
 * Big Bird: Oh!, Right!, We Need Our Handy-Dandy...
 * Elmo, Zoe, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Notebook!
 * Big Bird: Notebook!, Right!, Hey, Sidetable!
 * Sidetable: Hi, Big Bird!
 * Elmo: Sidetable!, Meet Our New Friend!, Armadillo!
 * Armadillo: Hi, Sidetable Drawer!
 * Sidetable: Hi, Armadillo!
 * Big Bird: We're Finding The Animals From A To Z!
 * Sidetable: Woah!, That's A Lot Of Animals!, Here You All Might Need Your Notebook!
 * Elmo: Thanks, Sidetable!
 * Sidetable: You're Welcome!
 * Grover: So, Big Bird!, How Do We Play Blue's Clues?
 * Big Bird: Well...
 * (Song Starts)
 * Big Bird: To Play Blue's Clues, We Gotta Find 3...
 * Elmo, Zoe, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Handprints!
 * Big Bird: Handprints!, 1, 2, 3!, And Those are Our...
 * Elmo, Zoe, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Clues!
 * Big Bird: Our Clues?
 * Elmo, Zoe, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Our Clues!
 * Big Bird: And Then We Put In Our...
 * Elmo, Zoe, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Notebook!
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: (Singing) Cause They're Blue's Clues, Blue's Clues!
 * Ruff Ruffman: You Know What To Do!
 * Big Bird: (Singing) Sit Down in Our Thinking Chair and...
 * (Song Stops)
 * Zoe: Hey!, Where's The Thinking Chair?
 * Elmo: Elmo Doesn't Know!
 * Big Bird: Hey!, Maybe We Can Use A Bench As A Thinking Bench!
 * Zoe: That's A Great Idea!, Big Bird!
 * (Song Starts)
 * Big Bird: (Singing) Sit Down in Our Thinking Bench and Think...
 * Elmo: (Singing) Think...
 * Zoe, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: (Singing) Think!
 * Big Bird: (Singing) Cause When We Use Our Minds...
 * Elmo: (Singing) And Take a Step at a Time...
 * Zoe: (Singing) We Can Do, Anything...
 * (Armadillo Jumps Into The Screen)
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: That We Wanna Do!
 * (Song Ends)
 * Elmo: Okay, Everyone!, It's Time to Look for My Clues to Figure Out What Animal Elmo Should Find!, Are You Ready?
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Ready!
 * Elmo: Okay!, Lets Go!, So, First We Have To Find The Elevator!, Can You Find The Elevator?
 * Zoboomafoo: Hey!, Look!, I See The Elevator!
 * Big Bird: Good Spotting, Zoboomafoo
 * Zoe: But The Elevator Is Far Away!
 * Elmo: Do You See Anything That Can Give Us A Ride?
 * James: An Airplane!
 * Elmo: An Airplane!, Right!
 * Armadillo: Awesome!
 * Zoe: Come On!, Let's Find All The Animals From A To Z!, and Solve The Mystery!
 * Armadillo: Look!, There's The Letter B!
 * Big Bird: B is My Favorite Letter!, B is The First Letter Of My Name Big Bird, and Bird Seed!
 * Bert: And Me!
 * Baby Bear: And Me!
 * Bill: And Me!
 * Ben: And Me!
 * Bertie: And Me!
 * Boris: And Me!
 * Buzz: And Me!
 * Bear: And Me!
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: (Laughing)
 * (Song Starts)
 * Elmo: (Singing) Animals Are Missing From A To Z!
 * Zoe: Let's Go Find Them and Solve The Mystery!
 * Zoboomafoo: The Letter B!, I See A Bicycle, Bananas, Ball, and Bush!
 * Big Bird: What Animal is Missing That Starts With B?
 * James: Bear!
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Bear!
 * Elmo: Right!
 * Edward: Here's The Letter C!, I See A Car, Camera, Couch, and Castle!
 * Elmo: What Animal is Missing That Starts With C?
 * Sheep: Cat!
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Cat!
 * Big Bird: That's Right!
 * Dash & Dot: D is for Dash & Dot!
 * Diesel: Also Diesel!
 * Donald and Douglas: Also Donald and Douglas!
 * Tinky-Winky: A Drum, Door, and Doll!
 * Zoe: What Animal is Missing That Starts With D?
 * Ruff Ruffman: Dog!
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Dog!
 * Big Bird: Right!
 * Elmo: We've Gotta Go To See...
 * Armadillo: To Solve The Mystery!
 * (Song Ends)
 * Bert: Hey!, Look!, I See A Clue!
 * Elmo: (Gasps), You See My First Clue?
 * Ernie: Yeah!
 * Big Bird: Where is It?
 * James: It's Right There!
 * Zoe: (Gasps), You Found Elmo's First Clue!
 * Elmo: On This Bid of..., White!
 * Zoboomafoo: So The Color White is Blue's First Clue!
 * Big Bird: You Know Where We Have to Draw This White Clue, In Our Handy-Dandy...
 * Frog: Notebook!
 * Big Bird: Notebook!, Right!
 * Elmo: Yeah!
 * Zoe: So..., The Color White!
 * Big Bird: Hey!, Let's Use Our White Crayon!, Let's Draw A Zig-Zag Line Back and Fourth Like This!, There, The Color White.
 * Elmo: Hmm, So, What Animal is Missing Starts With The Letter Z, With The Clue, The Color White?
 * James: Maybe An Animal is Missing That is White!
 * Zoe: Good Idea!
 * Big Bird: Let's Find Two More Clues So We Can Know for Sure.
 * (Donuts appearing)
 * Elmo: Hey!, What's All The Stuff In Our Way?
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Donuts!
 * Edward: We Can't Eat Flying Donuts!
 * Zoe: We Have To Go Down!
 * Edward: We Found The Letter E!
 * Elmo: What Animal is Missing That Starts With E?
 * Zoboomafoo: Elephant!
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Elephant!
 * Armadillo: And Look!, It's The Elevator!
 * Zoe: Yeah!, It Sure Is Big!
 * Elmo: Hey!, We Can Go Inside The Elevator!
 * Armadillo: How Do We Get The Elevator To Move?
 * Zoe: Come On!, Let's Find All The Animals From A To Z!, and Solve The Mystery!
 * Percy: Look!, There's The Letter F!
 * Elmo: What Animal is Missing That Starts With F?
 * Frog: Frog!, Like Me!
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Frog!
 * Zoe: Right!
 * Armadillo: Aw!, I Missed That Friendly Frog!, We Have To Find My Friends!
 * Big Bird: We Need Something That Can Give Us A Ride!
 * Elmo: Do You See Something That Can Give Us A Ride?
 * Ruff Ruffman: A Firetruck!
 * Elmo: A Firetruck!, Right!
 * Zoe: Fantastic!
 * (Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Armadillo, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters Hopping On A Firetruck)
 * (Song Starts)
 * Elmo: (Singing) Animals Are Missing From A To Z!
 * Zoe: Let's Go Find Them and Solve The Mystery!
 * Grover: The Letter G!, I See Gloves, Globe, Gate, and Goggles!
 * Big Bird: What Animal is Missing That Starts With G?
 * Bob the Builder: Giraffe!
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Giraffe!
 * Big Bird: Right!
 * Zoboomafoo: Here's The Letter H!, I See A Hill, House, Hat, and Hammer!
 * Elmo: What Animal is Missing That Starts With H?
 * Laa-Laa: Horse!
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Horse!
 * Zoe: Yes!
 * BJ: Here's The Letter I!, I See Ice Cream, Ice Skates, Iron, Icicles, and Igloo!
 * Zoe: What Animal is Missing That Starts With I?
 * Woofster: Iguana!
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Iguana!
 * Big Bird: That's It!
 * Elmo: We've Gotta Go to See...
 * Armadillo: To Solve The Mystery!
 * (Song Ends)
 * (A Firetruck Slips On The Ice)
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Ice!, Woah!, Whee!, Woah!
 * Princess Presto: We're At The Letter J!
 * Elmo: What Animal is Missing That Starts With J?
 * Po: Jaguar!
 * Elmo, Zoe, Big Bird, Elmo's Friends, and The PBS Kids Characters: Jaguar!
 * Armadillo: We Have to Find Jaguar!
 * Zoe: Yeah!