Inside Out (The Cartoon and Friends Resolution Style) - Transcripts

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[The movie starts off] [we see Donna Silenter as a new born baby, we then see inside her mind where Linda Belcher is formed]
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "Do you ever look at someone and wonder, what is going on inside their head? Well, I know. Well, I know Donna’s head."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "And there she was." [Linda Belcher watches Donna’s parents through Donna’s eyes]

[Linda Belcher sees an orb being form with the memory of her looking up at her parents] [She puts the core memory back and it lights up headquarters.] [Suddenly Baby Poof begins to cry] [in Donna’s mind we see Proud Heart Cat standing next to Linda Belcher touching the control console] [She extends her hand to Linda Belcher and they shake hands] [Linda Belcher tries to push Proud Heart Cat out of the way of the control console] [We see Rosie a few years older running around her house playing, while in her mind there is Eduardo, Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat] [He pushes Linda Belcher out of the control console to take over] [We see Rosie hesitate as she reaches a lamps electric cord lying on the ground] [Rosie carefully places her feet over the cord to avoid tripping on it] [A purple memory came through.] [''Linda takes over the control console and Rosie continues to play and run around the living room. Rosie is sat in her high chair being fed broccoli by her parents''] [Inside her mind Donna’s emotions are watching through her eyes] [As they watch Donna’s dad trying to feed her broccoli] [She quickly presses the control button on the console and Rosie flips the plate of broccoli aside in disgust] [It lands on her dad's face and also a green memory comes through.] [Chief Wiggum stomps over to the control console in Donna’s mind] [''Rosie start to scream and cry in anger. A red memory came through.''] [Chief Wiggum stops being angry and steps aside] [''Donna’s dad manages to use the airplane trick to feed Rosie the broccoli and yellow memory orb is formed. Proud Heart Cat stands next to Linda Belcher as they watch Rosie being fed by her dad''] [''We see Rosie crying on a variety of days showing Proud Heart Cat taking over her emotions. Like broken toy, spilled ice cream, tantrum at the store, and wanted out of her car seat.''] [She goes over to the memory orbs] [She watches a memory of Rosie and Ana going down the slide and she replays it.] [She goes over to a hub in the middle of the headquarters.] [We see Rosie playing ice hockey with her parents and celebrating after she scores a goal.] [We see the core memories powering five islands.] [We see memory of Rosie as she runs away from her dad as he tries to put clothes on her and she goofballs around to get away from him.] [We see Rosie and Ana playing with each other.] [We see Rosie holding up a hammer and fixing a broken glass.] [We see Rosie feeding dad a cookie.] [We see Donna Silenter growing up and making memories along the way with Linda Belcher being the main organizer.] [Linda Belcher watches through Donna Silenter eyes as she getting ready to sleep and they closed.] [The emotions watch as the memory orbs are taken away] [The next day the emotions watch as Donna’s family house is sold] [The emotions watch in horror as a removal truck takes the furniture and drives off] [Donna Silenter and her parents drive to San Francisco] [Referring to the cars honking their horns as Donna and her parents are stuck in traffic] [She plays Donna’s fantasy of what their new house will look like, first one is a house with a massive slide going along the side of it] [Referring to a house made on top of a tree] [She shows them a house made out of cookies] [The next house is a castle with a dragon flying above it] [Donna’s dad pulls up outside their new house, Donna gets out of the car and looks up and look clearly disappointed when she sees their house] [As Donna enters the house] [A green memory orb appeared.] [Dissolve to a dead mouse] [Eduardo jumps onto Chief Wiggum’s head] [Chief Wiggum blows fire off his head which makes Eduardo jump off as it sets fire to his backside] [Donna quickly goes to see her new room which is just as bad as the rest of the house] [Linda looks in dismay as more memory sphere are made based Donna’s feelings on the new house and room] [As Donna goes down to get her stuff from the moving van she overhears her parents.] [As they watch this through Donna’s eyes.] [Linda Belcher watches as Donna Silenter makes more bad memories.] [As Donna watches her parents arguing over the lost van Linda gets an idea.] [Donna starts playing hockey with a piece of balled up paper] [Her dad joins in the game.] [She puts up her hair.] [''Amanda is the guard, and the parents have a pile. A yellow memory orb appeared. The game gets interrupted by a phone call.''] [Donna watches her dad in dismay as he talks on the phone] [to Donna and her mom] [he kisses her and waves to Donna Silenter] [Dad turns and leaves the house] [as she goes to take over the control console Linda Belcher stops her] [Donna Silenter and her mom are at the pizza place, the girl at the counter hands over a pizza with broccoli on top] [as Donna and her mom walk back to their house] [Linda Belcher feels relief as Donna Silenter and her mom continue to bond] [Linda quickly brings up the memory on the control console] [to her mom as she recalls the memory] [suddenly Donna’s becomes sad and her memory clouds over] [the emotions turn to see Proud Heart Cat touching the memory] [Linda takes the memory orb] [Donna and her mom are approaching a large sidewalk stairway] [Donna Silenter gets ready to slide down the banister when she suddenly looks sad and step off] [suddenly a memory orb slides over and hits Linda on her leg] [suddenly Goofball Island stops working] [Linda Belcher puts the core memory back into its place and Goofball Island starts working again, Donna cheers up and slides down the banister] [Proud Heart Cat goes to pick up another memory orb] [Linda Belcher pushes Proud Heart’s hand up to stop her] [Linda Belcher starts laughing as she remembers] [Proud Heart Cat falls onto her face crying] [she takes Proud Heart Cat over the manuals] [she picks up a manual and opens to read it] [she give the manual to Proud Heart Cat] [reads from the manual] [''Linda Belcher walks off looking worn out from trying to cheer Proud Heart Cat up. A green memory orb rolls in and Linda's face falls with a groan. Donna walks down the stairs and watches her parents, her mom is busy cleaning up the house and her dad is on the phone with his work''] [Donna Silenter goes back to her bed looking upset that her parents are so busy] [suddenly a car outside goes by with a loud engine making Donna scared]
 * Amanda Woodward: "Hello. Poof."
 * Palmer Woodward: "Oh, look at you. Aren’t you a little bundle of joy."
 * Linda Belcher: "Whoa."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "It was amazing. Just Donna Silenter and me forever."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "Or for thirty-three seconds."
 * Proud Heart Cat: "I’m Proud Heart Cat."
 * Linda Belcher: "Oh, hello. I’m Linda Belcher, so. Can I just, if you could…I just want to fix that."
 * Linda Belcher: "Thanks."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "And that was just the beginning. Headquarters only got more crowded from there."
 * Eduardo: "Very nice. Okay, looks like you got this. Very good. Whoa, sharp turn…! no, look out, no!"
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "That’s Eduardo. He’s really good at keeping Donna safe."
 * Eduardo: "Easy. Easy. Ahh. Hop it!"
 * Eduardo: "Oh, we’re good. We’re good."
 * Both: "Whoo. Good job."
 * Eduardo: "Thank you. Thank you very much."
 * Linda Belcher: "And we’re back!"
 * Palmer Woodward: "Here we go, alright. Open."
 * Linda Belcher: "Hm, this looks new."
 * Eduardo: "Think it’s safe?"
 * Proud Heart Cat: "What is it?"
 * Lydia Deetz: "Okay, caution. There is a dangerous smell, people. Hold on. What is that?"
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "This is Lydia Deetz. She basically keeps Donna Silenter from being poison, physically and socially."
 * Lydia Deetz: "That is not brightly colored. Or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on guys. It’s broccoli!"
 * Rosie: "Yucky!"
 * Lydia Deetz: "Well. I just saved our lives."
 * All: (Sigh in relief).
 * Lydia Deetz: "Yeah, you’re welcome."
 * Palmer Woodward: "Rosie, if you don’t eat your dinner, you’re not gonna get any dessert."
 * Clancy Wiggum: "Wait. Did he just say we couldn’t have dessert?"
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "That’s Clancy Wiggum. He cares very deeply about things being fair."
 * Clancy Wiggum: "So, that’s how you want to play it, old man! No dessert? Oh, sure! We’ll eat our dinner! Right after you eat this!" [He flips the control as his head blows out fire.]
 * Palmer Woodward: “Rosie, Rosie. Here comes an airplane.”
 * Clancy Wiggum: "Oh! Airplane. We got an airplane, everybody."
 * All: "Ooh."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "And you’ve met Proud Heart. She…well, she…"
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "I’m not actually sure what she does. And I’ve checked, there’s no place for her to go. So, she’s good. We’re good. It’s all great."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "Anyway. These are Donna’s memories. And they are mostly happy if you’ll notice, not to brag."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "But the really important ones are over here."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "I don’t want to get too technical but these are called core memories. Each one came from a super important time in Donna’s life. Like when she first scored a goal. It was so amazing."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "And each core memory powers a different aspect of Donna’s personality."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] Like, Hockey Island. Goofball Island is my personal favorite.
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "Yup. Goofball is the best. Friendship Island is pretty good too."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "Ooh, I love Honesty Island. And that’s the truth."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "And of course, Family Island is amazing."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "The point is, the islands are personality are what make Donna, Donna."
 * Palmer Woodward: "Good night."
 * Donna Silenter: "Good night Dad."
 * Linda Belcher: "And we’re out. That’s what I’m talking about. Wooh! Another perfect day. Nice job everybody. Let’s get those memories down to long term."
 * Eduardo: "Alright. We did not die today. I call that an unqualified success."
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] "And, that’s it. We love our girl. She’s got great friends and a great house. Things couldn’t be better. After all, Donna is eleven now. What could happen?"
 * Linda Belcher: "What?"
 * All: (Yelping).
 * Linda Belcher: "Okay. Not what I had in mind."
 * All: (Screaming).
 * Linda Belcher: "Hey, look! The Golden Gate Bridge! Isn’t that great? It’s not made up of solid gold like we thought, which is kind of a disappointment. But still…"
 * Eduardo: "I sure am glad you told me earthquakes are a myth, Linda. Otherwise I’d be terrified right now."
 * Linda Belcher: "Uh…yeah."
 * Clancy Wiggum: "These are my kind of people."
 * Palmer Woodward: "Alright, just a few more blocks. We’re almost to our new house."
 * Clancy Wiggum: "Step on it, Daddy."
 * Lydia Deetz: "Why can’t we just live in the smelly car? We’re already been in it forever."
 * Linda Belcher: "Which… actually was really lucky. Because that gave us plenty of time to think about what our new house is going to look like. What? Let’s review the top five daydreams."
 * Eduardo: "Ooh, that looks safe."
 * Proud Heart Cat: "That looks nice."
 * Linda Belcher: "Ooh, this will be great for Donna Silenter. Oh! No, no, no, this one."
 * Lydia Deetz: "Linda Belcher, for the last time, she cannot live in a cookie."
 * Clancy Wiggum: "That’s the one. It comes with a dragon."
 * Linda Belcher: "Are we getting close? I can feel it. Here it is. Here’s our new house. And…"
 * Linda Belcher: "Maybe, it’s nice on the inside."
 * Clancy Wiggum: "We’re supposed to live here?"
 * Proud Heart Cat: "Do we have to?"
 * Lydia Deetz: "I’m telling you, it smells that something died in here."
 * Eduardo: "Can you die from moving?"
 * Linda Belcher: "Guys, you’re overreacting. Nobody is die…"
 * Lydia Deetz: "A DEAD MOUSE!"
 * Eduardo: AAAH!!!
 * Clancy Wiggum: "Great."
 * Lydia Deetz: "I’m gonna be sick."
 * Eduardo: "It’s a house of the dead! What are we gonna do? We’re gonna get rabies!"
 * Clancy Wiggum: "Get off of me!"
 * Linda Belcher: "All through the drive, Dad talked about how cool our new room is. Let’s go check it out."
 * Eduardo: "It’s gonna be great. Yes, yes, yes, yes!"
 * Eduardo: "No, no, no, no."
 * Lydia Deetz: "I’m starting to envy the dead mouse."
 * Clancy Wiggum: "Get out the rubber ball. We’re in solitary confinement."
 * Proud Heart Cat: "Donna can’t live here."
 * Clancy Wiggum: "She’s right."
 * Lydia Deetz: "It’s the worst."
 * Eduardo: "Really bad."
 * Lydia Deetz: "It’s absolutely the worst."
 * Clancy Wiggum: "This house stinks."
 * Lydia Deetz: "It’s the worst place I’ve been in my entire life."
 * Eduardo: "Oh, yeah."
 * Linda Belcher: "Hey, it’s nothing our butterfly curtains couldn’t fix. I read somewhere that an empty room is an opportunity."
 * Clancy Wiggum: "Where did you read that?"
 * Linda Belcher: "It doesn’t matter, I read it and it’s great. We’ll put the bed there, and the desk over there."
 * Eduardo: "The hockey lamp goes there."
 * Clancy Wiggum: "Uh, put the chair there."
 * Linda Belcher: "Or the trophy collections."
 * Eduardo: "There. Stars! I like that."
 * Linda Belcher: "Now, we’re talking. Let’s go get our stuff from the moving van."
 * Palmer Woodward: "Well, guess what? The moving van won’t be here until Thursday."
 * Amanda Woodward: "You’re kidding."
 * Eduardo: "Our van is lost? It’s the worst day ever!"
 * Amanda Woodward: "You said it would be here yesterday."
 * Palmer Woodward: "And I know that’s what I said. That’s what they told me."
 * Eduardo: "Amanda and Palmer are stressed out!"
 * Clancy Wiggum: "They’re stressed out?"
 * Someone: "Arguing!"
 * Eduardo: "What are we going to do?"
 * Linda Belcher: "I’ve got a great idea!"
 * Amanda Woodward: "Did you even read the contract?"
 * Donna Silenter: "Andersen makes her move. She’s closing in."
 * Palmer Woodward: "Hey. Oh no, you’re not."
 * Palmer Woodward: "Oh no. You're not."
 * Donna Silenter: "She's lining up for the shot she shoots and she scores yeah."
 * All: (Cheering).
 * Donna Silenter: "C'mon Grandma."
 * Amanda Woodward: "Ha! Grandma."
 * Linda Belcher: "Uh-oh. She's putting her hair up. We're in for it."
 * Palmer Woodward: Sorry, hold on. [he answers the call] Hello?
 * Linda Belcher: Wait. What?
 * Palmer Woodward: You’re kidding. Alright. Stall for me, I’ll be right there.
 * Palmer Woodward: The investors are supposed to show up on Thursday, not today. I gotta go.
 * Amanda Woodward: It’s okay, we get it.
 * Palmer Woodward: You’re the best. Thanks, hon.
 * Palmer Woodward: See you, sweetie.
 * Eduardo: Palmer just left us.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh, he doesn’t love us anymore. That’s sad. I should drive, right?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Linda, what are you doing?
 * Linda Belcher: Uh, just give me one second. Um, you know what I’ve realized? Donna hasn’t had lunch. Remember?
 * Donna Silenter: [to her mom] Hey, I saw a pizza place down the street. Maybe we could try that.
 * Amanda Woodward: Pizza sounds delicious.
 * Eduardo: Pizza!
 * Clancy Wiggum: Pizza.
 * Lydia Deetz: Yes, pizza.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Great idea. Let’s get it.
 * Eduardo: What the heck is that?
 * Linda Belcher: Who puts broccoli on pizza!
 * Lydia Deetz: That’s it, I’m done.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Congratulations San Francisco, you’ve ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now you!
 * Amanda Woodward: What kind of a pizza place only serves one kind of pizza? Must be a San Francisco thing. Still, it’s not as bad as the soup at that diner in Nebraska.
 * Donna Silenter: Oh, yeah. The spoon stood up in the soup by itself. That was disgusting.
 * Linda Belcher: We’re good. Family’s running.
 * Amanda Woodward: The drive out was pretty fun, huh? What was your favorite part?
 * Clancy Wiggum: Spitting out of the car window!
 * Lydia Deetz: Definitely not when Palmer was singing.
 * Eduardo: Wearing a seat belt.
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, what about the time with the dinosaur?
 * Eduardo: Oh, that’s the one.
 * Donna Silenter: I like that time with the dinosaur, that was pretty funny.
 * Linda Belcher: Wait, what? What happened?
 * Eduardo: She did something to the memory.
 * Linda Belcher: What did you do?
 * Proud Heart Cat: I…I just touched it.
 * Linda Belcher: That shouldn’t make it change.
 * Eduardo: Oh, change it back, Linda!
 * Linda Belcher: I’m trying.
 * Clancy Wiggum: You can’t change it back?
 * Linda Belcher: No. I guess I can’t.
 * Lydia Deetz: Good going, Proud Heart. Now when Donna thinks of that moment with Palmer, she’s gonna feel sad. Bravo.
 * Proud Heart Cat: I’m sorry, Linda. I don’t really know. I thought maybe if you, if you, I…
 * Lydia Deetz: Linda, we got a stairway coming up.
 * Linda Belcher: Just don’t touch any other memories until we figured out what’s going on.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Okay.
 * Linda Belcher: Alright. Get ready. This is the monster railing and we are riding it all the way down.
 * Linda Belcher: Wait, what? What happened?
 * Eduardo: A core memory!
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, no.
 * Linda Belcher: Proud Heart Cat, what are you doing?
 * Proud Heart Cat: It looked like one was crooked, so I opened it and then it fell out.
 * Proud Heart Cat: It’s just that, I wanted to maybe hold one.
 * Eduardo: Linda!
 * Linda Belcher: Woah, woah, woah! Proud Heart Cat, you nearly touch a core memory. And when you touch them, we can’t change them back!
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh, I know. I’m sorry. Something’s wrong with me. I… it’s like I’m having a break down.
 * Linda Belcher: You’re not having a break down. It’s stress.
 * Proud Heart Cat: I keep making mistakes like that. I’m awful.
 * Linda Belcher: No, you’re not.
 * Proud Heart Cat: And annoying.
 * Linda Belcher: They, well, uh, you know what? You can’t focus on what’s going wrong. There’s always a way to turn things around, to find the fun.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Yeah, find the fun. I don’t know how to do that.
 * Linda Belcher: Okay. Well, try to think of something funny.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Um. Oh, remember the funny movie where the dog dies?
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, yeah. That’s not…
 * Linda Belcher: What about that time, with Blythe? When Donna laughed so hard, milk came out of her nose.
 * Linda Belcher: Come on.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Yeah, that hurt. It felt like fire. It was awf…
 * Linda Belcher: Okay, okay. Don’t think of that. Let’s try something else. Um, what’re your favorite things to do?
 * Proud Heart Cat: My favorite? Um, well, I like it when we’re outside.
 * Linda Belcher: That’s good! Like, there’s the beach and sunshine. Oh, like the time we buried Palmer in the sand up to his neck.
 * Proud Heart Cat: I was thinking more like rain.
 * Linda Belcher: Rain. Rain is my favorite too! We can stomp around the puddles, you know? There’s cool umbrellas, lightning storms.
 * Proud Heart Cat: More like when the rain runs down our back, and makes our shoe soggy. And we get all cold, shivery and everything just starts feeling droopy.
 * Linda Belcher: Oh. Hey, hey, hey. Easy. Why are you crying? It’s…it’s like really the opposite of what we’re going for here.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Crying helps me slow down and obsessive over the weight of life’s problems.
 * Linda Belcher: You know what? Let’s, uh, think about something else. How about we read some mind manuals? Huh? Sounds fun.
 * Proud Heart Cat: I’ve read most of them.
 * Linda Belcher: Well, have you read this one? This seem interesting.
 * Linda Belcher: Long Term Memory Retrieval Volume 47.
 * Proud Heart Cat: No.
 * Linda Belcher: Ooh, a real page turner.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Long term memory data selection via channels sub-grouping.
 * Linda Belcher: See! Fun already. Oh, you lucky dog. You’re reading these cool things, I gotta go work. Life is so unfair.
 * Donna Silenter: Amanda, Palmer. Come kiss me good night.
 * Amanda Woodward: Be right there!
 * Eduardo: Did you hear Palmer? He sounded really upset.
 * Eduardo: What was that? Was it a bear? It’s a bear!
 * Lydia Deetz: There are no bears in San Francisco.
 * Clancy Wiggum: I saw a really hairy guy, he looked like a bear.
 * Eduardo: Ooh, I’m so jumpy. My nerves are shot!
 * Lydia Deetz: Ew! I don’t wanna hear about your nerves.
 * Clancy Wiggum: I’ll tell you what it is. This move has been a bust.

[we see Donna sleeping on the floor in her sleeping bag] [the emotions watch as Donna’s mom comes to her room to say good night] [looking disheartened Linda Belcher goes to the side while the other emotions take over the controls] [Linda comes over to take over the controls] [Donna smiles] [she kisses Donna Silenter good night, turns off the light and gets up to leave] [Donna Silenter closes her eyes to sleep] ''[...except it's haunted! Organ music. Ghosts howling. The dead mouse rises up into frame.]''
 * Eduardo: That’s what I’ve been telling you guys. There are at least thirty-seven things for Donna to be scared of right now.
 * Lydia Deetz: The smell alone is enough to make her gag.
 * Clancy Wiggum: I can’t believe Amanda and Palmer moved us here!
 * Linda Belcher: Look, I get it. You guys have concerns. But we’ve been through worse. Tell you what, let’s make a list of all the things Donna should be happy about.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Fine. Let’s see. This house stinks. Our room stinks.
 * Lydia Deetz: Pizza is weird here.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Our friends are back home.
 * Eduardo: And all our stuff is in the missing van.
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, come on. It could be worse.
 * Lydia Deetz: Yeah, Linda. We could be lying on a dirty floor, in a bag.
 * Linda Belcher: Okay, I admit it. We had a rough start. But think of all the good things that…
 * Clancy Wiggum: No, Linda. There’s absolutely no reason for Donna to be happy right now. Let us handle this.
 * Eduardo: I say we skip school tomorrow and lock ourselves in the bedroom.
 * Lydia Deetz: We have no clean clothes. I mean no one should see us
 * Proud Heart Cat: Yeah, we could cry until we can’t breathe.
 * Clancy Wiggum: We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It’s a good one!
 * Linda Belcher: Now, hold on. Look, we all have our off days. You know…
 * Amanda Woodward: Hi, honey.
 * Clancy Wiggum: The Amanda bad news train is pulling in. Toot-toot!
 * Amanda Woodward: Still no moving van. Now they’re saying it won’t be here till Tuesday. Can you believe it?
 * Clancy Wiggum: Toot-toot-toot!
 * Donna Silenter: Where’s Palmer?
 * Amanda Woodward: On the phone. This new adventure is keeping him pretty busy.
 * Clancy Wiggum: I rest my case.
 * Amanda Woodward: Your Palmer’s a little stress, you know, about getting his new company up and running…
 * Clancy Wiggum: Now, for a few well place withering scowls.
 * Amanda Woodward: I guess all I really want to say is, thank you.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Huh?
 * Amanda Woodward: You know, through all these confusion you’ve stayed… Well, you’ve stayed our happy girl. Your Palmer is under a lot of pressure. But, if you and I can keep smiling, it would be a big help. We can do that for him. Right?
 * Linda Belcher: Whoa.
 * Linda Belcher: Well.
 * Donna Silenter: Yeah, sure. What did we do to deserve you?
 * Amanda Woodward: Sweet dreams.
 * Donna Silenter: Good night.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Well, you can’t argue with Amanda. Happy it is.
 * Lydia Deetz: Can’t argue with Amanda, that’s true.
 * Eduardo: Team Happy. Sounds great.
 * Lydia Deetz: Totally behind you, Linda Belcher.
 * Linda Belcher: Looks like we’re going into REM. I’ve got dream duty so I’ll take care of sending these to long term. Great day today, guys. Oh, sleep well, team Happy.
 * [The team heads off to bed. Harp music plays.]
 * Linda Belcher: All right. What's on tonight, Dream Production?
 * [On the screen, a dream comes up.]
 * [The family flies happily through the air in the car. They land in front of the house...]
 * Palmer Woodward: Well, this is it. The new place.

Bertie: Come live with me, Donna Silenter. [grunts]

Joe Swanson: Somebody order a broccoli pizza?

Bob: Eat me!

Kevin: I'm organic!

[after Linda Belcher sees that Donna Silenter is having a nightmare about her move the new house and city] [she turns off Donna’s nightmare] [Linda brings up a core memory so that Donna can dream ice skating with her family] [the next morning Linda Belcher is playing "Reveille" on the accordion to wake up the other emotions] [she throws the accordion aside]
 * Linda Belcher: [sighs] No! Who is in charge of programming down there? I know I’m not supposed to do this, but…
 * Linda Belcher: We are not going to end the day like this.
 * Linda Belcher: Don’t you worry. I’m going to make sure that tomorrow is another great day. I promise.
 * Linda Belcher: Hello. Did I wake you?
 * Clancy Wiggum: Do you have to play that?
 * Linda Belcher: Well, I have to practice. And I don’t think of it as playing so much as hugging.
 * Linda Belcher: Okay, first day of school. Very, very exciting. I was up late last night figuring out a new plan. Here it is! Eduardo, I need a list of all the possible negative outcomes on the first day at a new school.
 * Eduardo: Way ahead of you there. Does anyone know how to spell meteor?
 * Linda Belcher: Lydia Deetz, make sure Donna stands out today. But also blends in.
 * Lydia Deetz: When I’m through, I think you're look so good, the other things will look at their own outfits and barf.

[spots the train heading towards them] [Linda Belcher draws a circle with a chalk around where Proud Heart Cat is standing]
 * Linda Belcher: [to herself] Linda Belcher. Yes, Linda Belcher. You’ll be in charge of the console, keeping Donna Silenter happy all day long. And may I add, I love your dress, it’s adorable. Oh, this old thing. Thank you so much. I love the way it twirls.
 * Linda Belcher: Train of Thought, right on schedule. Clancy Wiggum, unload the daydreams. I ordered extra, in case things get slow in class.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Might come in handy, if this new school is full of boring, useless classes. Which it probably will be.
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, Proud Heart. I have a super important job just for you.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Really?
 * Linda Belcher: Um-hmm. Follow me.
 * Proud Heart Cat: What are you doing?
 * Linda Belcher: And there, perfect. This is the circle of sadness. Your job is to make sure that all the Proud Heart stays inside of it.


 * Proud Heart Cat: So, you want me just to stand here?

[they watch as Donna’s mom helps her to get off to school] [she presses a button the console] [Donna starts doing a monkey impression and her parent join in] [Donna is sat in class in her new school and notices some girls talking] [back in school, Donna’s teacher enters the classroom] [with Linda controlling the console, Donna stands to introduce herself to the class] [the teacher laughs and Linda Belcher starts laughing too] [suddenly her memory of skating with her parents turns sad] [the emotions turn and see Proud Heart Cat is touching one of Donna’s core memories again] [back in class, Donna gets sadder, nearly in tears] [Donna Silenter starts to cry in class as she feels sadder] [Linda Belcher sees Proud Heart Cat on the console] [Linda Belcher pulls Proud Heart Cat away from the console] [suddenly a blue core memory drops down] [as the core memory is going towards the core memory holder] [Linda Belcher grabs the sad core memory and tries to dispose of it] [Proud Heart Cat tries to take it from Linda Belcher] [in trying to pull away from Proud Heart Cat Linda Belcher knocks down the other core memories] [this shuts down the personality islands and as Joy tries to put the core memories back she, Proud Heart Cat and the core memories are sucked through the memory tube and sent to the rest of Donna’s mind]
 * Linda Belcher: Hey, it’s not my place to tell you how to do your job. Just make sure that all the sadness stays in the circle. See! You’re a pro at this. Isn’t this fun?
 * Proud Heart Cat: No.
 * Linda Belcher: ‘At a girl.
 * Linda Belcher: Alright everyone, fresh start. We are going to have a good day which will turn into a good week, which will turn into a good year, which turns into a good life!
 * Amanda Woodward: So, big day. New school. New friends. Huh?
 * Donna Silenter: I know. I’m kind of nervous, but I’m mostly excited. How do I look? Do you like my shirt?
 * Amanda Woodward: Very cute. You gonna be okay? You want us to walk with you?
 * Lydia Deetz: Amanda and Palmer, with us in public. No, thank you.
 * Linda Belcher: Yep, I’m on it.
 * Donna Silenter: Nope, I’m fine. Bye Amanda. Bye Palmer.
 * Palmer Woodward: Have a good day in school, monkey.
 * Amanda Woodward: Have a great day, sweetheart.
 * Lydia Deetz: Okay, we’ve got a group of cool girls at two o’clock.
 * Linda Belcher: How do you know?
 * Lydia Deetz: Double ears pierce, infinity scarf.
 * Linda Belcher: Woah. Is she wearing eye shadow?
 * Lydia Deetz: Yeah. We want to be friends with them.
 * Linda Belcher: Let’s go talk to them.
 * Lydia Deetz: Are you kidding? We’re not talking to them! We want them to like us.
 * Linda Belcher: Oh. Yeah. Wait, what?
 * Eduardo: Almost finished with the potential disasters. Worst scenario is either quicksands, spontaneous combustion or getting called on by the teacher. So as long as none of those happens…
 * Miss Honey: Okay, everybody. We have a new student in class today.
 * Eduardo: Are you kidding me! Out of the date! This is not happening!
 * Miss Honey: Donna, would you like to tell us something about yourself?
 * Eduardo: No! Pretend we can’t speak English.
 * Linda Belcher: Don’t worry, I got this.
 * Donna Silenter: My name is Donna Silenter. I’m from Minnesota and now I live here.
 * Miss Honey: And how about Minnesota? Can you tell us something about it? Well you certainly get a lot more snow than we do.
 * Linda Belcher: She’s hilarious.
 * Donna Silenter: Yeah, it gets pretty cold. The lake freezes over, and that’s when we play hockey. I’m on a great team; we’re called the Prairie dogs. My friend, Meg plays forward and my Palmer’s the coach. Pretty much everyone in my family skates; it’s kind of a family tradition. We go out on the lake almost every weekend.
 * Donna Silenter: Or, we did till I moved away.
 * Lydia Deetz: Hey. What gives?
 * Eduardo: What?
 * Linda Belcher: Hey, Proud Heart! You touched a memory? We talked about this.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh, yeah, I know. I’m sorry.
 * Linda Belcher: Get back in your circle. [she tries to get the core memory out but it’s stuck] What’s going on?
 * Eduardo: Get it out of there, Linda.
 * Linda Belcher: Why won't it eject?
 * Donna Silenter: We used to play tag and stuff.
 * Lydia Deetz: Cool kids whispering at three o’clock.
 * Eduardo: Did you see that look? They’re judging us!
 * Donna Silenter: But, everything is different now. Since we moved.
 * Eduardo: Oh, no! We’re crying! At school!
 * Linda Belcher: What? Proud Heart, what are you doing?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh, I’m sorry. I’m, oh.
 * Eduardo: It’s a core memory.
 * Lydia Deetz: But it’s blue.
 * Linda Belcher: No! Wait! Stop it! No!
 * Proud Heart Cat: Linda, no. That’s a core memory!
 * Linda Belcher: Hey! Stop it! Let go!
 * Proud Heart Cat: Don’t! Wait!
 * Eduardo: The core memories!

[back in class Donna Silenter sits back down] [back in headquarters, Chief Wiggum, Eduardo and Lydia Deetz are left alone looking shocked] [Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat exit the tube and find themselves in long term memory] [Linda finds the personality islands have shut down]
 * Miss Honey: Thank you, Donna. I know it can be tough moving to a new place, but we are happy to have you here. Alright, everyone. Get out you history books and turn to chapter 7.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Can I say that curse word now?
 * Linda Belcher: Where are we? Long term memory? Wait.
 * Linda Belcher: Goofball Island?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Donna’s islands of personality, they’re all down! Oh, this is bad.
 * Linda Belcher: We…we can fix this. We just have to get back to Headquarters, plug the core memories in and Donna will be back to normal.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh. Donna has no core memories. No personality islands and no… Oh.
 * Linda Belcher: What? What is it?


 * Proud Heart Cat: You. You’re not in Headquarters. Without you, Donna can’t be happy. We gotta get you back up there.

[they start running to make their way back to headquarters]
 * Linda Belcher: I’m coming, Donna.

[Donna Silenter and her parents are sitting, having dinner] [the emotion watch through Donna’s eyes again] [he moves Lydia Deetz to stand by the console] [Lydia Deetz touches a button on the console and Donna Silenter’s answer comes out as sarcastic] [to Lydia Deetz] [insides Amanda Woodward’s mind her emotions discuss Donna’s sarcastic response] [the other emotion agree] [to Star Butterfly, who is controlling the console] [he presses a button on the console and Donna replies to her mother with doubt] [to Star Butterfly] [trying to get Palmer Woodward’s attention] [inside Palmer Woodward’s mind we see he’s distracted as his emotions are watching the memory of a hockey game] [Palmer notices Amanda trying to get his attention] [referring to dad] [Amanda gets dad’s attention and he suddenly realizes what she wants him to do] [moving Lydia Deetz and Eduardo aside from the console] [Donna rolls her eyes and sighs] [Chief Wiggum punches Eduardo to the side and bangs the console button]
 * Amanda Woodward: So, as it turns out the green trash can is not recycling, it’s for greens, like compose and egg shells. And the blue one is recycling, and the black one is trash.
 * Lydia Deetz: Donna is acting so weird. Why is she acting so weird?
 * Clancy Wiggum: What did you expect? All the islands are down.
 * Lydia Deetz: Linda would know what to do.
 * Eduardo: That’s it. Until she gets back, we just do what Joy would do.
 * Lydia Deetz: Great idea. Chief Wiggum, Eduardo, Lydia Deetz. How are we supposed to be happy?!
 * Amanda Woodward: Hey, Donna. I’ve got good news. I found a junior hockey league, right here, in San Francisco. And get this, tryouts are tomorrow after school. What luck, right?
 * Eduardo: Hockey?
 * Lydia Deetz: Uh-oh. What do we do?
 * Eduardo: Guys, th…this… Here, you pretend to be Linda Belcher.
 * Amanda Woodward: Wouldn’t it be great to be back out on the ice?
 * Donna Silenter: Oh, yeah. That sounds fantastic.
 * Eduardo: What was that? That wasn’t anything like Linda Belcher!
 * Lydia Deetz: Ah…because I’m not Linda Belcher.
 * Eduardo: Yeah, no kidding.
 * Treat Heart Pig: Did you guys pick up on that?
 * Lina Volt: Something's wrong.
 * Vixey: Should we ask her?
 * Treat Heart Pig: Let’s probe, but keep it subtle so she doesn’t notice.
 * Amanda Woodward: [to Donna Silenter] So, how was the first day of school?
 * Clancy Wiggum: She’s probing us.
 * Lydia Deetz: I’m done. You pretend to be Joy.
 * Eduardo: [she pushes Eduardo towards the console] What? Okay. Uh, hmm.
 * Donna Silenter: It was fine, I guess. I don’t know.
 * Lydia Deetz: [to Eduardo] Oh, very smooth. That was just like Linda Belcher.
 * Vixey: Something is definitely is going on.
 * Lina Volt: She’s never acted like this before. What should we do?
 * Treat Heart Pig: We’re gonna find out what’s happening, but we’ll need support.
 * Treat Heart Pig: Signal the husband.
 * Amanda Woodward: Ahem.
 * Amanda Woodward: Ahem!
 * Thaddius Vent: Uh-oh. She’s looking at us. What did she say?
 * Oscar the Piano: What? Oh, sorry, sir. No one was listening.
 * Thaddius Vent: Is it garbage night? Uh, we let the toilet seat up. What? What is it, woman? What?!
 * Lina Volt: He’s making that stupid face again.
 * Vixey: I could strangle him right now!
 * Treat Heart Pig: [to Star Butterfly] Signal him again.
 * Palmer Woodward: Ah, so, Donna, how was school?
 * Star Butterfly: Seriously?
 * Treat Heart Pig: You got to be kidding me.
 * Vixey: For this, we gave up that Brazilian helicopter pilot?
 * Clancy Wiggum: Move! I’ll be Linda Belcher.
 * [he presses a button on the console and Donna replies to dad in a snarky angry way]
 * Donna Silenter: School was great. Alright?
 * Amanda Woodward: Donna, is everything okay?
 * Oscar the Piano: Sir, she just rolled her eyes at us.
 * Thaddius Vent: What is her deal? Alright, make a show of force. I don’t want to have to put the foot down.
 * Oscar the Piano: No. Not the foot.
 * Palmer Woodward: Donna, I do not like this new attitude.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Oh, I’ll show you attitude, old man.
 * Eduardo: No. No, no, no. Stay happy!

[Donna answer back to her dad in anger] [Chief Wiggum goes into overdrive] [to Master Neaforce] [they turn the keys on the console to unlock the foot] [Chief Wiggum pulls the lever, the top of his head erupting in flames, and Donna Silenter snaps at her dad] [Oscar the Piano pushes the red button that releases the foot down] [Donna stomps to her room in anger] [Palmer’s other emotions cheer] [after dad has told Donna Silenter off] [Vixey brings up the core memory of the Brazilian helicopter pilot] [Amanda’s emotions all sigh in longing]
 * Donna Silenter: What is your problem? Just leave me alone!
 * Oscar the Piano: Sir, reporting high level of sass.
 * Thaddius Vent: Take it to DEFCON 2.
 * Oscar the Piano: You heard that, gentlemen. DEFCON 2.
 * Palmer Woodward: Listen, young lady. I don’t know where this disrespectful attitude came from...
 * Clancy Wiggm: You want a piece of this, pops? Come and get it!
 * Donna Silenter: Yeah. Well…well...
 * Thaddius Vent: Here it comes. Prepare the foot!
 * Oscar the Piano: Keys, to safety position.
 * Oscar the Piano: Ready to launch on your command, sir.
 * Donna Silenter: JUST SHUT UP!!
 * Thaddius Vent: Fire!
 * Palmer Woodward: That’s it! Go to your room. Now!
 * Oscar the Piano: The foot is down! The foot is down!
 * Thaddius Vent: Good job, gentlemen. That could’ve been a disaster.
 * Treat Heart Pig: Well, that was a disaster.
 * Pepe Le Pew: Come. Fly with me, gatinha.

[Donna gets inside the room and angrily slams the door; inside her mind, a brief tremor shakes Family Island]

[back with Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat who have gone through Goofball Island and are contemplating the bridge connecting the island to Headquarters]
 * Proud Heart Cat: We’re gonna walk out there, on that?
 * Linda Belcher: It’s the quickest way back.
 * Proud Heart Cat: But it's over the Memory Dump. If we fall, we’ll be forgotten forever.
 * Linda Belcher: We have to do this for Donna. Just follow my footsteps. [as she starts walking on the narrow bridge] Not that high. It’s totally fin… [she looks down and starts to get woozy from the height and nearly falls]

[later as Donna is sulking in her room dad comes to check on her] [the emotions go over to look at Goofball Island but it’s still shut down, as the core memories are missing it’s unable to activate, and instead crumbles and falls into the abyss, nearly taking Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat with it] [he leaves the room] [back with Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat] [as the look across] [Proud Heart Cat suddenly collapses] [Linda starts walking towards the labyrinthine storage area of Donna’s long term memory] [as she’s dragging Proud Heart Cat by her leg through the long term memory corridors] [Linda Belcher turns right] [Linda Belcher goes the opposite way] [sometime later as Linda looks exhausted still dragging Proud Heart Cat through long term memory]
 * Palmer Woodward: Hey. So, uh, things got a little out of hand downstairs. Do you want to talk about it? *Come on. Where’s my happy girl? Monkey. [he attempts to goof around making monkey noises to cheer Donna Silenter up]
 * Clancy Wiggum: Whoa. He’s trying to start up Goofball.
 * Palmer Woodward: I get it. You need some alone time. We’ll talk later.
 * Lydia Deetz: We have a major problem.
 * Eduardo: Oh, Linda. Where are you?
 * Proud Heart Cat: We lost Goofball Island. That means she can lose Friendship and Hockey and Honesty and Family. You can fix this. Right, Linda?
 * Linda Belcher: I… Uh, I don’t know.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh.
 * Linda Belcher: But we have to try. Okay, come on. Donna’s gone to sleep. Which is a good thing, when you think about it. Because nothing else bad could happen when she’s asleep. We’ll be back to Headquarters fore she wakes up. We’ll just go across Friendship Island.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh, we’ll never make it.
 * Linda Belcher: No, no. No, no, no, no. Don’t obsess over the weight of life’s problems! Remember the funny movie where the dog dies!
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, Proud Heart. We don’t have time for this. We’ll…we’ll just have to go around. Take the scenic route.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Wait. Linda, you can get lost in there.
 * Linda Belcher: Think positive.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Okay, I’m positive you will get lost in there. That’s long term memory. An endless warren of corridors and shelves. I read about it in the manuals.
 * Linda Belcher: The manuals? The manuals! You read the manuals!
 * Proud Heart Cat: Yeah.
 * Linda Belcher: So you know the way back to Headquarters.
 * Proud Heart Cat: I…I guess.
 * Linda Belcher: You are my map. Let’s go. Lead on, mind map. Show me where we’re going.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Okay, only. I’m too sad to walk. Just give me a few hours to… [suddenly Linda grabs Proud Heart’s foot and starts dragging her on the ground]
 * Linda Belcher: Which way, left?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Right.
 * Proud Heart Cat: No, I mean go left. I said left was right like correct.
 * Linda Belcher: Okay.
 * Proud Heart Cat: This actually feels kind of nice.
 * Linda Belcher: Okay, here we go. We’ll be back to Headquarters before morning. We can do it. This will be easy! This is working.
 * Linda Belcher: This is not working. Are we getting close?

[Linda looks back and sees the rows of core memories that sadness had touched as she was being dragged] [as Joy encounters some mind workers]
 * Proud Heart Cat: Yeah, just another right. And a left. And then another left and a right.
 * Linda Belcher: Are you sure you know where we’re going? Cause we seem to be walking away from Headquarters. [as everything becomes brighter] Donna’s awake. [suddenly Linda Belcher drops the core memory spheres, Proud Heart Cat goes to pick one up] Uh-uh! Don’t. Don’t touch, remember? If you touch them, they stay sad.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh, sorry. I…I won’t. Starting now.
 * Linda Belcher: I can’t take much more of this.
 * Elaine Kropotkin: Phone numbers.
 * Ben Kropotkin: Oh.
 * Elaine Kropotkin: We don’t need all these, they’re in her phone.
 * Ben Kropotkin: Just forget all of that, please. [he hoovers up the core memories containing phone numbers]
 * Linda Belcher: Excuse me. Hi!
 * Ben Kropotkin: Forget it!
 * Linda Belcher: I need to find Friendship Island.
 * Elaine Kropotkin: Look at this. Four years of piano lessons.
 * Ben Kropotkin: Yeah, it looks pretty faded.
 * Elaine Kropotkin: You know what? Save Chopsticks and Heart and Soul, get rid of the rest. [the other mind worker hoovers those core memories] US presidents. What do you think?

[referring to the hoovered memories] [he holds up a core memory of Trident Gum’s annoying commercial song] [they laugh] [the mind workers start singing along to the gum commercial song] [back with Donna Silenter, who’s humming the gum commercial song under her breath as she talks to her friend Blythe Baxter on her laptop] [Blythe holds up a photo of the girl on her phone] [Chief Wiggum starts growling in anger] [Clancy Wiggum grabs the levers on the console, Eduardo tries to stop him] [Chief Wiggum makes Eduardo fall back, he then pulls the levers on the console as his head catches fire, we then see Donna Silenter getting angry as she listens to Blythe Baxter]
 * Ben Kropotkin: Just keep Washington, Lincoln and the fat one.
 * Elaine Kropotkin: Forget em! [the other ones hoovers those core memories]
 * Linda Belcher: Hey! You can’t throw those away! Those are perfectly good memories.
 * Ben Kropotkin: The names of every Cutiepie Princess doll?
 * Linda Belcher: Yes. That is critical information. Glitter storm, Honey pants…
 * Elaine Kropotkin: Forget em! [the mind worker hoovers them up]
 * Linda Belcher: Hey! Bring those back!
 * Elaine Kropotkin: They’re in the Dump. Nothing comes back from the Dump.
 * Ben Kropotkin: Yeah. Look, lady. This is our job, okay.
 * Elaine Kropotkin: When Donna Silenter doesn’t care about a memory, it fades.
 * Linda Belcher: Fades?
 * Elaine Kropotkin: Happens to the best of them.
 * Ben Kropotkin: Except for this bad boy. This one will never fade.
 * Linda Belcher: The song from the gum commercial?
 * Ben Kropotkin: You know, sometimes we send that one up to Headquarters for no reason.
 * Elaine Kropotkin: It just plays in Donna’s head over and over again like a million times.
 * Elaine Kropotkin: Let’s watch it again.
 * Linda Belcher: Yeah, I know. We all know the song. Okay, real catchy.
 * Ben Kropotkin: Hey. What do you think, should we do it?
 * Elaine Kropotkin: Yeah.
 * Ben Kropotkin: Okay. Here we go! [he sends up the gum commercial core memory to headquarters]
 * Clancy Wiggum: What the…? This again!
 * Blythe Baxter: Do you like it there? Did you feel any earthquakes? Is the bridge cool?
 * Donna Silenter: Yeah, it’s good. What happened with the playoffs?
 * Blythe Baxter: We won the first game. Coach says we might actually go to the finals this year. Oh, and we got this new girl on the team. She’s so cool.
 * Lydia Deetz: Uh, she did not just say that.
 * Eduardo: A new girl?! Blythe Baxter has a new friend already?
 * Lydia Deetz: Hey-hey. Stay happy. We do not want to lose anymore islands here, guys.
 * Blythe Baxter: We can pass the puck to each other without even looking. It’s like mind reading.
 * Clancy Wiggum: You like to read minds, Blythe. I got something for you to read right here!
 * Lydia Deetz: Clancy Wiggum. What?
 * Eduardo: Wait, wait, wait! Let’s just be calm for one second…!
 * Donna Silenter: I gotta go.
 * Blythe Baxter: What?

[Linda Belcher watches in horror as Friendship island crumbles down]
 * Donna Silenter: I gotta go! [She shuts her laptop in anger]

[Linda Belcher sighs in frustration]
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, no. Friendship Island! What? Not Friendship.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh, Donna loved that one. And now it’s gone. Goodbye, Friendship. Hello, Loneliness.
 * Linda Belcher: We’ll just have to go the long way.

[Linda Belcher starts to drag Proud Heart Cat by her leg again]
 * Proud Heart Cat: Yeah. The long, long, long, long way. [she collapses back onto the ground again] I’m ready.

[he starts making a sound like a ?????] [referring to George Wilson’s tears which are candy] [the two mind workers come up to the abstract thought entrance] [as he turns his form becomes abstract too scaring Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat] [both Linda and Proud Heart have now turned into an abstract form] [they start putting their abstract pieces of body back together]
 * Linda Belcher: There’s gotta be a better way. [after Linda and Proud Heart Cat encounter George Wilson] Excuse me.
 * George Wilson: Oh. Ah! I was…I was looking for diversion! [he grabs a core memory and throws it across]
 * Linda Belcher: What?
 * George Wilson: Ha-ha! So long, sucker! [George goes to run off but smacks into a tray of core memories and falls down] Ow. I hurt all over.
 * Linda Belcher: Wait, I know you.
 * George Wilson: No, you don’t. I get that a lot. I look like a lot of people.
 * Linda Belcher: No, no, no. I do. George Wilson! Donna’s imaginary friend.
 * George Wilson: You really do know me?
 * Linda Belcher: Well, of course! Donna loved playing with you. You two were best friends! Oh, oh. You might know. We’re trying to get back to Headquarters.
 * George Wilson: Headquarters? You guys are from Headquarters?
 * Linda Belcher: Well, yeah. I’m Linda Belcher. This is Proud Heart Cat.
 * George Wilson: You’re Linda Belcher, the Linda Belcher?
 * Linda Belcher: Mm-hmm.
 * George Wilson: Well what the heck are you doing out here?
 * Linda Belcher: That’s a good question. You want to answer that, Proud Heart?
 * George Wilson: Wow. Without you, Donna Silenter won’t ever be happy. We can’t have that. We gotta get you back. I’ll tell you what, follow me.
 * Linda Belcher: Thank you. It is so great to see you again. I gotta tell you, I’m such a huge fan of your work. Do you remember when you and Donna were in a band? I went to all of your concerts.
 * George Wilson: Yeah. I blow a mean nose.
 * Linda Belcher: Watching you play tag was such a treat.
 * George Wilson: Two time room champ.
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, and remember your rockets.
 * George Wilson: Of course, it runs on song power.
 * Linda Belcher: That’s right. Your theme song. [starts singing] Who’s your friend who likes to play?
 * George Wilson: George Wilson! George Wilson!
 * Linda Belcher: His rocket makes you yell “Hooray!”
 * Linda Belcher and George Wilson: George Wilson! George Wilson! [they both laugh]
 * Proud Heart Cat: What exactly are you supposed to be?
 * George Wilson: You know, it’s unclear. I’m mostly cotton candy. But shape wise, I’m part human, part male, part adult.
 * Linda Belcher: Adult?
 * George Wilson: You gotta remember, when Donna was three, animals were all the rage. The cow goes meow, the horse goes oink. It’s all people talked about back then.
 * Linda Belcher: Yeah, yeah. I guess that’s true. What are you doing out here?
 * George Wilson: Well, there’s not much call for imaginary friends lately. So, I… Um, you know? [he looks sad]
 * Linda Belcher: Hey. Hey. Don’t be sad. Tell you what. When I get back up to Headquarters, I’ll make sure Donna remembers you.
 * George Wilson: You will?
 * Linda Belcher: Of course. She’d love that.
 * George Wilson: [he claps his hands with happiness] This is the greatest day of my life! [after George hurts himself jumping up and down in excitement, he starts crying]
 * Linda Belcher: Are you okay?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Hey, what’s going on?
 * George Wilson: I cry candy. Try the caramel, it’s delicious.
 * Linda Belcher: Ooh. [as Linda goes to try one she nearly drops the core memory spheres]
 * George Wilson: Here use this. [he gives Linda his bag]
 * Linda Belcher: Thanks.
 * George Wilson: Oh, hold on. Wait a second. [he empties it, and a huge amount of memory spheres drop out from the tiny bag] Here. [Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat look shocked] What? It’s imaginary. [putting the core memories into George Wilson’s imaginary bag]
 * Linda Belcher: Thanks. This will make it a lot easier to walk back to Headquarters.
 * George Wilson: Walk? We’re not walking. We’re taking the Train of Thought.
 * Linda Belcher: The Train! Of course. That is so much faster, but how do we catch it?
 * George Wilson: Well, it kind of goes all over the place, but there is a station in Imagination Land. I know a shortcut. Come on, this way.
 * Linda Belcher: Oh. I’m so glad we ran into you.
 * George Wilson: The station is right in here. After you.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Linda.
 * Linda Belcher: (annoyed) What?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Well, I read about this place in the manual. We shouldn’t go in there.
 * Linda Belcher: George Wilson says it’s the quickest way to Headquarters.
 * Proud Heart Cat: No, but, Joy, this is abstract thought.
 * George Wilson: What are you talking about? I go in here all the time. It’s a shortcut. You see. [he points up to the DANGER – KEEP OUT sign above the door] D-A-N-G-E-R. Shortcut. I’ll prove it to you. [he steps inside abstract thought] Look at me. I’m closer to the station, cause I’m taking the shortcut!
 * Proud Heart Cat: Let…let’s go around. This way.
 * George Wilson: Almost there.
 * Linda Belcher: If you want to walk the long way, go for it. But Donna Silenter needs to be happy. I’m not missing that train. [Linda enters into abstract thought] George knows what he is doing. He’s part adult, they’re very smart.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Well, I guess. [reluctantly Proud Heart Cat enters in as well]
 * Mind Worker #1: Okay. What abstract concept are we trying to comprehend today?
 * Mind Worker #2: Um, loneliness.
 * Mind Worker #1: Hm. Looks like there’s something in there. I’m gonna turn it on for a minute and burn out the gunk. [she shuts the door; inside abstract through Linda and Proud Heart Cat follow George]
 * George Wilson: What did I tell ya, you’ll be in Headquarters in no time. [suddenly abstract thought becomes activated rendering everything into abstract form] Hey, will you look at that?
 * Linda Belcher: Whoa. What’s happening?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh, no. They turned it on.
 * George Wilson: Never seen this before.
 * George Wilson: [touching his abstract shaped face] My face! My beautiful face!
 * Linda Belcher: What is going on?
 * Proud Heart Cat: We’re abstracting! There are four stages. This is the first. Non-objective fragmentation!
 * George Wilson: Alright, do not panic. What is important is that we all stay together. [suddenly his abstract arm falls off]
 * Linda Belcher: Oh! [Proud Heart Cat and Linda Belcher start falling apart too]
 * Proud Heart Cat: We’re in the second stage. We’re deconstructing! [as George falls to pieces]
 * George Wilson: I can’t feel my legs! [picks one leg up] Oh, there they are.
 * Linda Belcher: Come here, me!

[they hear the train approaching the station]
 * Proud Heart Cat: We gotta get out of here! Before we’re not even shape and color! We’ll get stuck here forever!
 * Linda Belcher: George, why did we come in here?
 * George Wilson: I told you! It’s a shortcut!

[as they start making their way towards the exit door they turn 2 dimensional]
 * Linda Belcher: The train!

[as she tries to get her 2D body through the exit door]
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh, no. We’re two dimensional. That’s stage three!
 * Linda Belcher: We’re getting nowhere!
 * George Wilson: Death! Unlucky death!

[they suddenly change into figurative shapes] [they change shape again] [as they all become 2D they exit abstract thought but miss the train]
 * Linda Belcher: We can’t fit.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh, no! We’re not figurative! This is the last stage!
 * George Wilson: We’re not gonna make it!
 * Proud Heart Cat: Wait, we’re two dimensional. Fall on your face.

[as they enter Imagination Land]
 * Linda Belcher: Stop. Stop! No. [after they missed the train] I thought you said that was a shortcut.
 * George Wilson: I did. But, wow. We should not had gone in there. That was dangerous. They should really put up a sign.
 * Linda Belcher: How long till the next train?
 * George Wilson: Who knows? But don’t worry, there’s another station, that way. The Train always stops there, right before it goes to Headquarters. If we hurry, we can catch it.
 * Linda Belcher: This isn’t another one of your shortcuts, is it?
 * George Wilson: [chuckles] Yeah! [sets off]
 * Linda Belcher: Is there really another station?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Uh-huh. Through there.

[as they jump across some lava]
 * George Wilson: Welcome to Imagination Land.
 * Linda Belcher: Imagination Land?
 * George Wilson: Sure, I come here all the time. I’m practically the mayor. Hey, you guys hungry? There’s French Fry Forest.
 * Linda Belcher: No way!
 * George Wilson: Check it out! Trophy Town. Medals, ribbons, everyone’s a winner! [as he gets a bunch of trophies] I won first place!
 * Linda Belcher: Me too!
 * Proud Heart Cat: [She just gets a badge] Oh. Participation award.

[back with Donna Silenter, she’s about to do the tryout for the hockey team]
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, no! Lava!
 * George Wilson: Imagination Land is the best.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh, has it all gotta be so interactive.
 * George Wilson: Hey, look! The House of Cards. Ooh, wait. Hang on just a minute. [he finds his rocket]
 * Linda Belcher: Your rocket.
 * George Wilson: Yeah. I stashed it in there for safekeeping. And now I’m all set to take Donna to the moon! [he extends his arm in excitement and accidentally knocks down the house of cards being built by two mind workers] Oh, I’m sorry.
 * Mind Worker: Great.
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, I love Imagination Land.
 * George Wilson: Isn’t it great? And there’s always something new like… Who the heck is that?
 * Mind Worker: Imaginary boyfriend.
 * Imaginary Boyfriend: I would die for Donna.
 * George Wilson: Wow. I’ve never seen him before.
 * Imaginary Boyfriend: I live in Canada.
 * George Wilson: Anyway, this way, through Preschool World. We’re nearly to the train.
 * Linda Belcher: Donna, here we come. Woo-hoo!

[Eduardo places a memory orb into the hub and goes to see Hockey Island being activated]
 * Amanda Woodward: This should be fun. New team, new friends. There kids looked pretty good, considering they’re from San Francisco.
 * Donna Silenter: Got to go.
 * Amanda Woodward: Okay. Good luck, sweetie!
 * Lydia Deetz: Luck isn’t going to help us now. If she tries to use Hockey Island, it’s going down.
 * Eduardo: Which is why I’ve recalled every hockey memory I can think of. [he dumps down several memory orbs]
 * Lydia Deetz: One of these is gotta work in place of the core memory. [as Donna is about to start playing hockey for the tryout]
 * Clancy Wiggum: She’s about to play!
 * Lydia Deetz: Hurry!

[Chief Wiggum hits Eduardo aside then pulls the console levers, Donna drops down her hockey stick and storms off in anger to take off her hockey skates]
 * Eduardo: We did it, gang. It’s working! [suddenly the hub rejects and throws out the memory orb and Hockey Island stops working, Eduardo tries to stuff as many memory orbs into the hub but they were all rejected]
 * Lydia Deetz: It’s like we don’t learn anything. [after Donna misses hitting into the goal]
 * Clancy Wiggum: That's it!
 * Eduardo: No, no, no. Breathe. Find your happy place.

[as they watch Hockey Island crumbles and falls into the Abyss] [as he sees a memory worker taking away his rocket]
 * Amanda Woodward: Donna, what’s wrong?
 * Donna Silenter: Let’s go!
 * Amanda Woodward: You’re not going to finish try outs?
 * Donna Silenter: What’s the point?
 * Amanda Woodward: Hey, it’ll be alright. Let’s just go back....
 * Donna Silenter: Stop saying everything will be alright! [Donna stomps off in anger]
 * Linda Belcher: Hockey! Oh, no, no. She loves hockey. She can’t give up hockey. George, we have to get to that station.
 * George Wilson: Sure thing. This way, just past Graham Cracker Castle. Hey, that’s weird. Graham Cracker Castle used to be right here, I wonder why they moved it. I would have sworn Sparkle Pony Mountain was right here. Hey, what’s going on?
 * Linda Belcher: Yeah, yeah. I don’t know. We’ll have to come back.
 * George Wilson: Princess Dreamworld! [suddenly Princess Dreamworld is knocked down] Oh, The Stuffed Animal Hall of Fame. [this is also being taken down]

[the rocket is taken dumped onto a pile of other obsolete memories]
 * George Wilson: My rocket? Wait! Riley and I were still using that rocket. It-it-it still has some song power left. [he starts singing the words] Who’s your friend who likes to play?

[to the dejected and heartbroken George Wilson]
 * George Wilson: No! No, no, no! You can’t take my rocket to the Dump. Donna Silenter and I are going to the moon. [the rocket is dumped into the Abyss] Donna can’t be done with me? [trying to cheer George Wilson up]
 * Linda Belcher: Hey, it’s gonna be okay. We can fix this. We just need to get back to Headquarters. Which way to the train station?
 * George Wilson: I had a whole trip planned for us.
 * Linda Belcher: Hey, who’s ticklish, huh? Here comes the tickle monster. [Linda tries to cheer George up but fails] Hey. George, look at this. [she pulls a funny face but George is too sad to look] Oh, here’s a fun game. You point to the train station and we all go there. Won’t that be fun? Come on, let’s go to the train station.

[after he’s cried in Proud Heart’s arms]
 * Proud Heart Cat: I’m sorry they took your rocket. They took something that you loved. It’s gone, forever.
 * Linda Belcher: Proud Heart, don’t make him feel worse.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Sorry.
 * George Wilson: It’s all I had left of Donna Silenter.
 * Proud Heart Cat: I bet you and Donna had great adventures.
 * George Wilson: Oh, they were wonderful. Once, we flew back in time. We had breakfast twice that day.
 * Linda Belcher: Proud Heart Cat.
 * Proud Heart Cat: It sounds amazing. I bet Donna liked it.
 * George Wilson: Oh, she did. We were best friends. [George Wilson starts crying]
 * Proud Heart Cat: Yeah, it’s sad. [she comforts George Wilson and he cries (with candy tears in his eyes) in her arms as Linda watches in bewilderment]

[the three of them get onto the train] [Eduardo tries to go up the tube but he gets knocked out]
 * George Wilson: I’m okay now. Come on. The train station is this way. [he sets off with Proud Heart Cat and Linda Belcher following him]
 * Linda Belcher: How did you do that?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Well, I don’t know. He was sad so I listened to what…
 * George Wilson: Hey! There’s the train.
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, we made it. We’re finally gonna get home! [after she accidentally knock down two boxes containing facts and opinions] Oh, no. These facts and opinions look so similar.
 * George Wilson: Ah, don’t worry about it. Happens all the time. [after the failed hockey tryout Donna Silenter sulks in her room]
 * Lydia Deetz: On a scale of one to ten, I give this day an F.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Well, why don’t we quit standing around and do something.
 * Lydia Deetz: Like what, genius?
 * Eduardo: Like quitting. That’s what I’m doing. Sure, it’s the coward’s way out. But this coward gonna survive.

[as Donna Silenter falls asleep the train stops]
 * Lydia Deetz: Emotions can’t quit, genius.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Hey, our life was perfect. Until Amanda and Palmer decided to move to San Fran stink town!
 * Eduardo: But, I mean, it’s just so drastic.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Need I remind you of how great things were there. Our room. Our backyard. Our friends. [suddenly the gum commercial song starts playing] Did I ask for the gum commercial?! Anyway, it was better. That’s my point.
 * Lydia Deetz: Yeah, Donna was happier in Minnesota.
 * Eduardo: Wait. Hold on. Shouldn’t we just sleep on this or something?
 * Clancy Wiggum: Fine, let’s sleep on it. Because, hey, I’m sure jolly fun-filled times are just around the corner. [we see Donna Silenter falling asleep]

[back in headquarters Eduardo is watching Donna’s dream] [Eduardo watches Donna Silenter’s dream as they show her teeth falling out as she was introducing herself in class and the student making fun of her]
 * Linda Belcher: Hey, hey. Why aren’t we moving?
 * Mind Worker: Donna’s gone to sleep. We’re all on break.
 * Proud Heart Cat: You mean we’re stuck here until morning?
 * George Wilson: Yeah. The Train of Thought doesn’t run while she’s asleep.
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, we can’t wait that long.
 * Proud Heart Cat: How about we wake her up?
 * Linda Belcher: Proud Heart, that’s ridiculous. How can we possibly…? [they all notice Dream Production just across from them] How about we wake her up.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Great idea, Linda.
 * Linda Belcher: Thanks, come on. [as they walk inside Dream Productions] Whoa. This place is huge.
 * Proud Heart Cat: It looks so much smaller than I expected. [looking up at massive posters which look like movie posters of Donna’s dreams]
 * George Wilson: Wow, I can fly. I loved that one.
 * Linda Belcher: Pegasus. He’s right there. [as they try to walk quietly passed Pegasus]
 * Proud Heart Cat: My friend says you’re famous. He wants your autograph.
 * Linda Belcher: No, no. Proud Heart, don’t bother Mr. Unicorn, okay? Sorry she’s from out of town. It’s so embarrassing, right? [leaves but comes back] I loved you in Fairy Dream Adventure Part 7. Okay, bye. I love you. [they come up to a door with flashing light and sign that says, “DO NOT ENTER WHEN LIGHT FLASHING]
 * George Wilson: Huh! Wonder what that means? Oh, well. Let’s go in. [they enter the studio where Donna’s dreams are produced]
 * Ludwig Von Koopa: Set up the classroom set! Today’s memories are in, we’ve got a lot to work with here. Donna Silenter dumped her best friend, had a miserable day at school and quit hockey. The writers had put together a killer script. [back at headquarters]
 * Eduardo: Just because Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat are gone, I have the stupid dream duty.
 * Linda Belcher: Okay. How are we gonna wake her up?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Well, she wakes up sometimes when she has a scary dream. We could scare her.
 * Linda Belcher: Scare her? No, no. She’s been through enough already.
 * Proud Heart Cat: But, Linda…
 * Linda Belcher: Proud Heart Cat, you may know your way around down here. But I know Donna. We’re gonna make her so happy, she’ll wake up with exhilaration. We’ll excite her awake.
 * Proud Heart Cat: That’s never happened before. [sees a dog costume]
 * Linda Belcher: Wooh, Donna Silenter loves dogs. Put this on.
 * Proud Heart Cat: I don’t think that’ll work.
 * Linda Belcher: George.
 * George Wilson: Yeah.
 * Linda Belcher: Don’t let anything happen to these. [gives him the bag containing the core memory orbs]
 * George Wilson: Got it. [as she directs Donna’s dream with ]
 * Ludwig Von Koopa: Uh-huh. Add the reality distortion filter. [we see they are trying to recreate Donna Silenter’s day in the classroom] Love it. Remember, play to the camera everyone. Donna Silenter is the camera. Makeup, get out of there. We are on in five, four, three…
 * Miss Honey: Hello class. Before we begin today’s pop quiz…
 * Eduardo: Man, she is one bad actress.

[back to Donna’s dream] [as they dress up in the dog costume getting ready to crash Donna’s dream]
 * Student in Donna’s Dream: Eww, look. Her teeth are falling out!
 * Eduardo: Teeth falling out. Yeah, I’m used to that one. Let me guess, we have no pants on.
 * Student in Donna’s Dream: Hey, look. She came to school with no pants on!
 * Eduardo: Called it!

[suddenly George Wilson shows himself in her dream]
 * Linda Belcher: Ready?
 * Proud Heart Cat: I don’t think this happy thing is going to work. But if we scare her…
 * Linda Belcher: Just follow my lead. Here we go. [they crash the dream running around in the dog costume] Bark, bark, bark, bark…
 * Ludwig Von Koopa: Who is that?
 * Eduardo: Uh, what’s going on? [as Linda’s attempt to infiltrate Donna Silenter’s dream goes wrong]
 * Ludwig Von Koopa: They’re trying to wake her up. Call security.

[they watch as Donna’s sleepmometer starts to swing closer to awake]
 * George Wilson: Hi, Donna Silenter. It’s me.
 * Eduardo: George Wilson?
 * Linda Belcher: Proud Heart, you are ruining this dream. You’re scaring her.
 * Proud Heart Cat: But look, it’s working.

[they guards capture George Wilson; to the camera which is supposed to be Donna Silenter]
 * Ludwig Von Koopa: [to the subconscious guards pointing to Linda Belcher, Proud Heart Cat and George Wilson] They’re not part of this dream. Get them.
 * Itchy: Stop right there!

[the camera pans away and we see Pegasus getting caught eating cupcakes]
 * Ludwig Von Koopa: Pan away. Pan away.

[Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat watch as the guards drag George Wilson away to Donna’s subconscious]
 * Eduardo: Boo! Pick a plot line.
 * George Wilson: You can’t do this. I know people in Headquarters.

[Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat hide to watch the guards keeping guard outside subconscious gates]
 * Linda Belcher: No, no, no, no, no, no! There go the core memories.
 * George Wilson: Not in there. I’m scared of the dark, please!
 * Linda Belcher: [to Proud Heart Cat] Come on. What is this place?
 * Proud Heart Cat: The subconscious. It’s where they take all the troublemakers.

[Proud Heart Cat leads Linda Belcher off] [as the guards argue Linda and Proud Heart Cat try to break open the gates catching their attention on purpose]
 * Itchy: My hat feels loose.
 * Linda Belcher: [to Proud Heart Cat] How do we get in?
 * Scratchy: Let me see.
 * Itchy: Have you got my hat or is that your hat?
 * Scratchy: Yeah, it’s my hat.
 * Itchy: You sure?
 * Scratchy: I don’t know.
 * Itchy: Look at the label. [takes his hat off and looks at the label]
 * Scratchy: Yeah, it says my hat.
 * Itchy: Wait. It says “my hat”?
 * Scratchy: “My hat”, it says.
 * Itchy: That’s what I wrote in my hat.
 * Scratchy: What are you talking about?
 * Itchy: Look. You’ve got my hat on.
 * Scratchy: Okay, it’s my hat.

[they push Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat through the gates and into subconscious]
 * Itchy: Hey, you!
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh, you caught us.
 * Scratchy: Get back in there. No escaping.

[they find George Wilson crying inside a cage made out of balloons] [they see George Wilson is on top of a giant sleeping villain]
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh. I don’t like it here. It’s where they keep Donna Silenter’s darkest fears. [they run into a giant broccoli]
 * Linda Belcher: It’s broccoli. [then a door opens with stairs leading down somewhere]
 * Proud Heart Cat: The stairs to the biggest smite.
 * Linda Belcher: Grandma’s vacuum cleaner! [a giant vacuum cleaner chases after them]
 * Linda Belcher: George.
 * George Wilson: Linda?
 * Linda Belcher: There you are.
 * George Wilson: Shhh.

[Linda Belcher helps George Wilson escape and away from Caractacus P. Doom]
 * Linda Belcher: It’s Caractacus P. Doom. [Linda sneaks up to George as Caractacus P. Doom sleeps] Do you have the core memories?
 * George Wilson: Yeah. All he cared about was the candy. [he hands the bag of core memories to Linda Belcher]

[Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat look at the snoring Caractacus P. Doom]
 * George Wilson: We’re outta here. Let’s get to that train.
 * Linda Belcher: Wait. The train is not running. We still have to wake up Donna Silenter.
 * Proud Heart Cat: But how?

[Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat wake Caractacus P. Doom up]
 * George Wilson: Oh, no.

[Caractacus P. Doom starts stomping around and following them] [suddenly Caractacus P. Doom breaks through the gates and Linda Belcher, Proud Heart Cat and George Wilson escape and finally Caractacus P. Doom scares Donna awake and the trio get back on the train] [Clancy Wiggum plants the idea to run away in Donna Silenter’s head and she takes it] [we see Donna checking for bus tickets on her computer]
 * Linda Belcher: Hey, Proud Heart. Did you hear about the pa-pa-party they were having?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Yeah. Yes, Joy. Isn’t it a b-b-birthday party?
 * Caractacus P. Doom: Did you say birthday?
 * Linda Belcher: And there’s going to be cake and presents.
 * Proud Heart Cat: And games and balloons.
 * Caractacus P. Doom: A birthday!
 * Linda Belcher: Okay. Follow us.
 * Linda Belcher: Nothing like a good scare to wake you up, right? [still arguing over their hats]
 * Scratchy: Okay, it’s my hand writing.
 * Itchy: No, it isn’t. It’s my hat, I wrote that.
 * Scratchy: No, but this one’s my hat.
 * Lydia Deetz: [as Donna wakes Lydia Deetz and Chief Wiggum also wake up to find Eduardo huddled under the console] What is going on?
 * Clancy Wiggum: He did it again.
 * Eduardo: We were at school, and we were naked and there was a dog. The back half was…was chasing it, and there was a George Wilson!
 * Clancy Wiggum: You idiot. It was a dream! This is ridiculous. We can’t even get a good night sleep anymore. Time to take action. [he picks up an idea lightbulb] Stupid Amanda and Palmer. If they hadn’t moved us none of this would have happened. Who’s with me?
 * Eduardo: Um, um, um, um. No, no, no, no.
 * Lydia Deetz: Yeah. Let’s do it.
 * Clancy Wiggum: She took it. There’s no turning back.
 * Lydia Deetz: So how are we going to get to Minnesota from here?
 * Clancy Wiggum: Well, why don’t we go down to the male lot and rent an male?
 * Eduardo: Hey, that sounds nice.
 * Clancy Wiggum: WE’RE TAKING THE BUS, NITWIT!
 * Clancy Wiggum: There is a bus leaving tomorrow, perfect.

[after Donna Silenter steal her Amanda's credit card this causes Honesty Island to collapse this in turn destroys Train of Thought] [the ground shakes again and Linda Belcher notices a memory orb being shot through the recall tube] [as they try to get into the recall tube Proud Heart Cat accidentally touches the core memory orbs in Linda’s bag] [Linda gets into the recall tube, closes it and gets headed towards headquarters but as Family Island collapses this causes the tube to break and Linda ends up in Abyss and as George attempts to help her he also falls] [inside the Abyss George finds Linda attempting to climb up the cliff multiple times but failing] [Linda Belcher finally beaks down and begins to cry, she picks up some forgotten core memory orbs] [Linda Belcher picks up a memory orb that Proud Heart had told her she liked in which Donna lost a Hockey Game for the team and felt awful is being comforted by her parents] [back in the real world Donna’s mom and dad come home to find Donna’s not there] [the remaining emotions watch as Donna is walking to the bus station] [Donna ignores the call from her mom]
 * Lydia Deetz: A ticket cost money. How do we get money?
 * Clancy Wiggum: Amanda’s purse.
 * Lydia Deetz: You wouldn’t.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Oh, but I would. Where was it we saw it last? [the gum commercial song comes into Donna’s head again] No! It’s downstairs somewhere. Amanda and Palmer got us into this mess, they can pay to get us out.
 * George Wilson: [to Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat as they ride on the Train of Thought] How about this? Huh? Isn’t this nice? You can see everything from up here. Look, there’s Inductive Reasoning. There’s Deja Vu. There’s Language Processing. There’s Deja Vu. There’s Critical Thinking. There’s Deja Vu. And look at this, guys, memories!
 * Linda Belcher: Hey. That was a good idea. About scaring Donna Silenter awake. You’re not so bad.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Really?
 * Linda Belcher: Nice work. I can’t wait to get the old Donna back. As soon as we get there, I’m going to fix this whole mess. [looking at one of the memory orbs]
 * George Wilson: Woah, is this Donna? She’s so big now, she won’t fit in my rocket. How are we gonna get to the moon.
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, it’s that time in the twisty tree, remember? The hockey team showed up and Amanda and Palmer were there cheering. Look at her, having fun and laughing. I love this one.
 * Proud Heart Cat: I love that one too.
 * Linda Belcher: Atta girl! Now you’re getting it.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Yeah. It was the day the Prairie dogs lost the big playoff game. Donna Silenter missed the winning shot, she felt awful, she wanted to quit. Sorry. I went sad again, didn't I?
 * Linda Belcher: I’ll tell you what. We can keep working on that when we get back, okay?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Okay.
 * Linda Belcher: That was our way home. We lost another island. What is happening?
 * Mind Worker: Haven’t you heard? Donna is running away.
 * Linda Belcher: What?
 * Eduardo: [as Donna is packing to run away] Wait, wait. Hang on, guys. Are we really doing this? I mean, this is serious.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Look, we have no core memories. You want Donna Silenter to be happy? Let’s get back to Minnesota and make more.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Linda, if we hurry we can still stop her.
 * Linda Belcher: Family Island. Let’s go! [as they start running towards Family Island the ground starts shaking]
 * Proud Heart Cat: Linda. Linda! It’s too dangerous. We won’t make it in time.
 * Linda Belcher: But that’s our only way back.
 * Linda Belcher: A recall tube!
 * Proud Heart Cat: We can get recalled.
 * Linda Belcher: Whoa, whoa! Proud Heart. Proud Heart! Stop! You’re hurting Donna.
 * Proud Heart Cat: No, no, no. I did it again.
 * Linda Belcher: If you get in here, these core memories will get sad. I'm sorry, Donna Silenter needs to be happy.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Linda Belcher?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Linda Belcher!
 * George Wilson: Linda. Linda, what’re you doing? Will you stop it, please. Don’t you get it, Linda! We’re stuck down here! We’re forgotten.
 * Linda Belcher: Do you remember how she used to stick her tongue out when she was coloring? I could listen to her stories all day. I just wanted Donna to be happy. And now...
 * Proud Heart Cat: [voice-over] It was the day the Prairie dogs lost the big playoff game. Donna Silenter missed the winning shot, she felt awful. She wanted to quit.
 * Linda Belcher: Proud Heart Cat. Amanda and Palmer. The team. They came to help because of Proud Heart. We have to get back up there.
 * George Wilson: Linda Belcher, we’re stuck down here. We might as well be on another planet.
 * Linda Belcher: Another planet. [Linda Belcher has an idea and begins to sing to call on George Wilson’s rocket that was dumped down there earlier] Who’s your friend who likes to play? Who’s your friend who likes to play?
 * George Wilson: His rocket makes you yell Hooray! [they finally hear Rocket respond and run toward it] Who’s the best in every way, and wants to sing this song to say. Who’s your friend who likes to play? George Wilson. George Wilson. His rocket makes you yell Hooray! [Linda Belcher and George Wilson use Rocket to launch themselves up but fail as they are too heavy, George also sees his arms turning to dust as he’s being forgotten] Come on Linda, one more time. I got a feeling on this one. [they get into Rocket and start singing again] Louder! Louder! Linda Belcher, sing louder! [as they launch up George Wilson, at the last minute, leaps off as Linda Belcher sings]
 * Linda Belcher: We’re gonna make it! [Linda finally reaches the cliff and lands on top] Woo-hoo! George Wilson, we did it! [she turns and sees that George Wilson is not there] We… George Wilson? George Wilson! [Linda Belcher looks down the cliff to see George is still in the Abyss]
 * George Wilson: You made it! Go! Go save Donna Silenter! [Linda watches in horror as George slowly starts to disappear] Take her to the moon for me. Okay? [George waves goodbye as he completely disappears]
 * Linda Belcher: I’ll try, George. I promise.
 * Amanda Woodward: We're home! Donna? Donna! I'll call her cell.
 * Eduardo: Oh, this is terrible. Wait, is that someone walking towards us? Let’s cross the street. [Donna Silenter gets a call from her mom] It’s Amanda! She’s on to us!
 * Lydia Deetz: What do we do?
 * Eduardo: Where’s my bag? [Eduardo finds his bag and starts breathing into it]
 * Clancy Wiggum: Donna Silenter needs to get core memories. We keep going.

[Linda Belcher starts looking for Proud Heart Cat] [Donna turns off her phone] [Linda finally finds Proud Heart Cat] [inside Imagination Land] [suddenly Joy bumps into her as she’s running after Proud Heart Cat] [Proud Heart Cat is on cloud crying as she’s flying away] [back at headquarters Chief Wiggum is trying to pull the lightbulb out of the console] [the console starts to black over] [Eduardo takes over the console] [they start shoving each other] [back in Imagination Land Linda Belcher runs over to Imaginary Boyfriend] [each one gets thrown off the conveyor belt and lands inside Linda’s bag]
 * Linda Belcher: Oh, everything is awful and my legs don’t work. And you have to drag me around while I touch all the… [Linda suddenly sees all the memory orbs Proud Heart Cat has touched, leaving a trail so she starts following them]
 * Lydia Deetz: [as Donna is about to get in line to get onto the bus her mom calls her again] Oh, no. It’s Amanda again. What do we do?
 * Clancy Wiggum: This is madness! She shouldn’t run away!
 * Lydia Deetz: Let’s get this idea out of her head. [Lydia Deetz tries to pull the lightbulb out of its slot in the console]
 * Linda Belcher: Proud Heart? Proud Heart!
 * Proud Heart Cat: Linda Belcher? [runs off]
 * Linda Belcher: Wait! Proud Heart!
 * Proud Heart Cat: Just let me go! Donna Silenter is better off without me!
 * Linda Belcher: Come back! [Linda follows Proud Heart Cat through Imagination Land]
 * Desk Sergeant: Okay, uh, you’re saying your husband was blown away by an elephant. Was he with anyone?
 * Miss Bianca: Yes! And there she is!
 * Desk Sergeant: Hey! Come back here!
 * Chief Bogo: Forget it Desk Sergeant. It’s Cloud Town.
 * Linda Belcher: Proud Heart Cat!
 * Proud Heart Cat: I only make everything worse!
 * Linda Belcher: Wait! Proud Heart Cat, we gotta get you back to…
 * Clancy Wiggum: It’s stuck!
 * Lydia Deetz: Oh, great.
 * Eduardo: What? What do you mean it’s stuck?
 * Lydia Deetz: Now what?
 * Eduardo: No, no, no! What is this?
 * Eduardo: [as Donna Silenter gets onto the bus the console starts to slowly get destroyed] How do we stop it?
 * Lydia Deetz: I got it. Make her feel scared, that’ll make her change her mind.
 * Eduardo: Brilliant!
 * Lydia Deetz: I know it’s brilliant. Do it!
 * Eduardo: Nothings working! What? Why isn’t it working?
 * Clancy Wiggum: Let me try.
 * Lydia Deetz: Wait! You broke it!
 * Eduardo: No!
 * Lydia Deetz: Move. Move.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Let me do it. Get out of here!
 * Eduardo: Guys, we can’t make Donna feel anything.
 * Clancy Wiggum: What have we done?
 * Linda Belcher: Hey! Hey, look at me. Did you mean what you said before.
 * Imaginary Boyfriend #1: I would die for Donna. I would die for Donna.
 * Linda Belcher: Yeah, yeah. Okay, haircut. Time to prove it. [she shoves Imaginary Boyfriend into her bag then creates more monotonous imaginary boyfriends]
 * Imaginary Boyfriend #2: I would die for Donna.
 * Imaginary Boyfriend #3: I would die for Donna.
 * Imaginary Boyfriend #4: I would die for Donna.
 * Imaginary Boyfriend #5: I would die for Donna.

[as Linda Belcher uses a balloon to blow Proud Heart Cat on her cloud and in the process collapses the house of cars the mind workers were building] [Linda Belcher then uses the imaginary boyfriends to climb on top of each other and she climbs right on top of them]
 * Mind Worker: That’s it! I fold!
 * Linda Belcher: This is crazy. This is crazy. No, no, no. Linda, be positive. [she then looks at the trampoline remaining on Family Island] I am positive this is crazy! [she sees Proud Heart Cat floating on her cloud up ahead] Now! [she uses the imaginary boyfriends to fling her herself onto the trampoline]

[Linda then grabs hold of Proud Heart Cat] [suddenly Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat crash against headquarters window and slide down but Proud Heart Cat manages to stop them from falling] [Clancy Wiggum blows his top in anger and as the fire erupts Lydia Deetz uses it to burn a hole through the window to rescue Linda Belcher and Proud Heart Cat] [Linda notices Donna Silenter sitting on the bus as it pulls away] [back at home Donna’s parents are frantically calling around trying to find Donna Silenter] [Linda Belcher hands Proud Heart Cat all of the core memories, causing them to become sad, then Proud Heart Cat inserts them into the projector which causes Donna Silenter to think about them and make her cry in front of her parents.] [Donna’s parents embrace her as she cries, then Proud Heart Cat beckons Linda Belcher over, the two simultaneously touch the console button causing Donna Silenter to create a memory in her parent’s arms which then creates a new core memory that’s a mixture of Proud Heart Cat and Linda Belcher which then recreates a new Family Island] [we see Donna and her parents are at an ice hockey game and Donna is getting ready to play with the team] [as they watch Donna with her parents] [inside dad’s head it shows his emotions celebrating; referring to mom] [all the emotions sigh, then Vixey throws the core memory orb containing the memory of the Brazilian helicopter pilot aside, but Romantic Heart Skunk grabs it] [as Donna Silenter is about to head to ice rink she bumps into a teenage boy and he drops his water bottle, Donna picks it up to hand it to him] [as Donna is about to start playing hockey with her team] [mid-credits scene; we’re in Donna’s classroom with the teacher and the other kids] [the other emotions grunt in agreement]
 * Imaginary Boyfriends: For Donna!
 * Proud Heart Cat: Linda Belcher?
 * Linda Belcher: Hang on.
 * Eduardo: Oh, I wished Linda was here.
 * Lydia Deetz: It’s Linda.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Stand back! [Chief Wiggum throws a chair at the window but it just bounces off of it]
 * Lydia Deetz: That worked.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Well, what would you do if you’re so smart?!
 * Lydia Deetz: I’d tell you, but you’re too dumb to understand.
 * Clancy Wiggum: What!
 * Lydia Deetz: Of course your tiny brain is confused. Guess I’ll just have to down it down to your level. Sorry I don’t speak more but as well as you, but let me try. Duh.
 * Eduardo: Oh, thank goodness you’re back.
 * Lydia Deetz: Things are really messed up.
 * Clancy Wiggum: We-we-we found this idea.
 * Lydia Deetz: Linda Belcher, you got to fix this. Get up there.
 * Linda Belcher: Proud Heart, it’s up to you.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Me?
 * Clancy Wiggum: Proud Heart Cat?
 * Eduardo and Lydia Deetz: Proud Heart Cat?
 * Proud Heart Cat: I can’t, Linda Belcher.
 * Linda Belcher: Yes, you can. Donna, needs you.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Okay. [Proud Heart Cat touches the lightbulb inside the console and is successful in removing the idea which fixes the console and allows Donna to feel her emotions again]
 * Donna Silenter: Wait! Stop! I want to get off! [the bus driver stops the bus and Donna rushes out] 
 * Amanda Woodward: Alright. Thank you, we will. [to dad] Her teacher hasn’t even seen Donna all day!
 * Palmer Woodward: What?
 * Amanda Woodward: What was she wearing last?
 * Palmer Woodward: I can’t believe this.
 * Amanda Woodward: Do you even remember what… [just then Donna Silenter enters through the front door and they rush over to her] Donna!
 * Palmer Woodward: Hey, there you are. Thank goodness.
 * Amanda Woodward: Oh, we were worried sick. Where have you been? It’s so late!
 * Donna Silenter: I know you don’t want me to, but I miss home, I miss Minnesota. You need me to be happy, but I want my old friends and my hockey team, I want to go home. Please don’t be mad.
 * Amanda Woodward: Oh, sweetie.
 * Palmer Woodward: We’re not mad. You know what? I miss Minnesota too. I missed the woods that we took hikes.
 * Amanda Woodward: And the backyard where you used to play.
 * Palmer Woodward: Spring lake, where you learned to skate. Come here.
 * Eduardo: [as they look out from headquarters we see new islands have formed] Hey, I’m liking this new view.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Friendship Island has expanded. Glad they finally opened that friendly argument section.
 * Proud Heart Cat: I like Tragic Vampire Romance Island.
 * Lydia Deetz: Fashion Island! Everyone shut up.
 * Eduardo: Boy Band Island? Hope that’s just a phase.
 * Linda Belcher: Say what you want, I think it’s all beautiful. [after the mind workers have finished installing a new larger console]
 * Horace Horsecollar: Alright. Here you go. Your new expanded console is up and running.
 * Linda Belcher: Wow.
 * Lydia Deetz: Cool. Upgrade.
 * Linda Belcher: Whoa. [when he accidentally touches a button on the console]
 * Eduardo: Whoops. Wait, did I just do that?
 * Lydia Deetz: Hey, guys, what’s “PUBERTY”. [she points to the button labelled on the console]
 * Linda Belcher: I don’t know. It’s probably not important.
 * Clancy Wiggum: [looking at the different button on the console] Whoa. I have access to the entire curse word library. This new console is the sh… [just then there’s a bleeping noise]
 * Eduardo: Sorry, I did it again. My bad.
 * Lydia Deetz: They’re getting to the rink.
 * Palmer Woodward: Now, when you get out there you be aggressive.
 * Donna Silenter: I know, Palmer.
 * Amanda Woodward: But not too aggressive.
 * Donna Silenter: You know, you guys don’t have to come to every game.
 * Palmer Woodward: Are you kidding? I'm not missing one! Go Foghorns!
 * Amanda Woodward: Go Donna Silenter!
 * Palmer Woodward: Foghorns…
 * Amanda Woodward: Foghorns are the best!
 * Donna Silenter: Okay! Okay! I gotta go. [looking embarrassed, she turns to leave]
 * Linda Belcher: Aah.
 * Eduardo: They love us.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Yeah, Amanda and Palmer are pretty cool.
 * Lydia Deetz: Guys, of course they are. But we can’t show it.
 * Oscar the Piano: She loves the face painting.
 * Thaddius Vent: Told you it was a great idea. [inside mom’s head; referring to dad]
 * Vixey: Best idea he’s had in a while.
 * Treat Heart Pig: He’s a really good guy.
 * Romantic Heart Skunk: Just in case.
 * Donna Silenter: Sorry.
 * [the kid looks shocked, we go inside his head where all his emotions are in chaos panicking about speaking to a girl]
 * Alarm: Girl! Girl! Girl! [as the boy just keeps on staring at Donna Silenter]
 * Donna Silenter: Uh… Okay. Bye. [she places the water bottle under his arm and walks to the ice rink giving him one last look]
 * Linda Belcher: You ready?
 * Proud Heart Cat: Yeah.
 * Linda Belcher: Alright. Let’s play some hockey! Alright, Wiggum. Take over.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Give us that puck or you’re dead meat!
 * Eduardo: On her left! On her left!
 * Lydia Deetz: Let’s just try not to get all smelly this time.
 * Proud Heart Cat: Oh, Amanda and Palmer are watching us fail.
 * Clancy Wiggum: Not for long! [last lines]
 * Linda Belcher: [voice-over] We’ve been through a lot lately, that’s for sure. But we still love our girl. She has great new friends, a great new house. Things couldn’t be better. After all, Donna Silenter is twelve now. What could happen?
 * Miss Honey: And who can tell me what year San Francisco was founded? Anyone? Daniel Silenter.
 * Daniel Silenter: Uh…
 * [we go inside the teacher’s head to see her emotions all looking fed up and bored]
 * Friend Bear: How much more of this?
 * Cheer Bear: Five months, two weeks and four days until summer vacation.
 * Marge Simpson: Then it’s off to the Bahamas with you know who! [she brings up the core memory of the Brazilian helicopter pilot who Donna’s mom also had a memory of]
 * Pepe Le Pew: Come. Fly with me, criancinha.
 * [the emotions sigh as they watch him] [next we see the girl working at the pizza place that Donna Silenter and her mom had gone to when they first came to San Francisco]
 * Sour Venus: Have a nice day. [we go insider her head to see her emotions]
 * Soleil Spacebot: What are we mad about?
 * Bubbles: I don’t know. Whatever Troy’s mad about.
 * Soleil Spacebot: What’s Troy mad about?
 * Bubbles: I don’t know. I don’t know.

[next we see the cool girl in Donna’s class] [we then go inside her head to see her emotions] [next we see a clown at a kid’s birthday party] [we go inside the clown’s head to see his emotions] [as he brings down a core memory suddenly Trident Gum’s annoying commercial song starts playing in his head which makes all the emotions heads fire up in anger]
 * Carrie: I know, totally.
 * She-Loyal Heart Dog: We’re a total fraud! Do you think they can see through us?
 * Slappy Squirrel: Of course not! We’re wearing eye shadow.
 * Lily Punkey: Being cool is so exhausting.
 * Goofy: Who’s the birthday girl? Huh? Hey! Hello?
 * Champ Bear: Six years of drama school for this.
 * Squilliam Fancyson: What?
 * Cleveland Brown: Let’s move.
 * Darwin Watterson: Look, this is okay. This is fine. We just need to go to our happy place.

[next we go inside a dog’s head as he smells the pizza a guy is eating as he walks past him] [we see the dog chasing after the man now]
 * Pluto: [subtitled] I smell food.
 * Bones: [subtitled] The man has food.
 * Courage the Cowardly Dog: [subtitled] Get the food.

[last mid-credit scene; we see the emotions inside a cat’s head which show the emotions all doing their own thing then Eek the Cat jumps onto the console touches a button which sets off the cat to jump up in fear and rush away]
 * [End of Inside Out (The Cartoon and Friends Resolution Style)]