Rosa in Wonderland Part 2 - Rosariki is Bored/In a World of My Own

Cast:

 * Alice - Rosariki (GoGoRiki)
 * Alice's Sister - Petunia (Happy Tree Friends)
 * Dinah - Purdy (Moshi Monsters)

Transcript:

 * Petunia: Leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria declared for him, and even Stigand… Rosariki!
 * Rosariki: Hmm…? Oh, I’m listening.
 * Petunia: And even Stigand, the archbishop of Canterbury, agreed to meet with William and offer him the crown.
 * Rosariki: Hihihi!
 * Petunia: William’s conduct at first was mo….
 * Rosariki: Hihihi!
 * Petunia: Rosariki…! Will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson?
 * Rosariki: I’m sorry, but how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?
 * Petunia: My dear child, there are a great many good books in this world without pictures.
 * Rosariki: In this world perhaps. But in my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.
 * Petunia: Your world? Huh, what nonsense. Now…
 * Rosariki: Nonsense?
 * Petunia: Once more. From the beginning.
 * Rosariki: That’s it, Purdy! If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?
 * Purdy: Meow!
 * Rosariki: In my world, you wouldn’t say ‘meow’. You’d say ‘Yes, miss Rosariki’.
 * Purdy: Meow!
 * Rosariki: Oh, but you would! You’d be just like people, Purdy, and all the other animals too. Why, in my world… (Rosariki Begins to Sing) Cats and rabbits, would reside in fancy little houses, and be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers. In a world of my own. All the flowers would have very extra special powers, they would sit and talk to me for hours, when I’m lonely in a world of my own. There’d be new birds, lots of nice and friendly how-de-do birds, everyone would have a dozen bluebirds, within that world of my own. I could listen to a babbling brook and hear a song, that I could understand. I keep wishing it could be that way, because my world would be a wonderland.