The Magic Tank Engine/Theme Song


 * (Engine honks, drives up, doors open)
 * Didi: Seatbelts, everyone!
 * Tommy: Please let this be a normal field trip.
 * Ronnie: With the Did?
 * Kids except Tommy and Tallulah: No way!
 * Tommy: Ohh!
 * Little Richard: Cruising on down main street. You're relaxed and feeling good!
 * (Yeah!)
 * Little Richard: Next thing that you know, you're seeing...
 * Didi: (driving into ocean) Wa-ha-ha-hoo!
 * Little Richard: An octopus in the neighborhood?! Surfing on a sound wave! Swinging through the stars!
 * Andy, Ronnie and Dipper: Yee-ha!
 * Little Richard: Take a left at your intestine. Take your second right past Mars!
 * Kids: On The Magic Tank Engine!
 * Little Richard: Navigate a nostril!
 * (Andy sneezing)
 * (class gasping)
 * Kids and Little Richard: Climb on The Magic Tank Engine!
 * Little Richard: Spank a plankton, too!
 * Ronnie: Take that!
 * Kids: On our Magic Tank Engine!
 * Little Richard: Raft a river of lava!
 * Kids: On The Magic Tank Engine!
 * Little Richard: Such a fine thing to do!
 * Kids: Whoa!
 * Little Richard: So strap your bones right to the seat, come on in and don't be shy.... Come on. Just to make your day complete, You might get baked into a pie!
 * Kids and Little Richard: On The Magic Tank Engine!
 * (Tallulah, Mabel and Andy run up to Engine and enter before Engine shapeshifts)
 * Little Richard: Step inside, it's a wilder ride! Come on!
 * (Engine appears under big title that reads "The Magic Tank Engine...")
 * Kids and Little Richard: Ride on The Magic Tank Engine!
 * (Engine disappears to reveal title of episode)
 * (Engine honking)