The Human Chicken Trailer

(Rat Terrier Fan Logo)

???: Go On Gark (Laughs)

Narrator: As Young Animals Princess Starley and Prince Gark Didn’t Get Along But As They Grew Up They Saw Each Other In A Different Light

(Crowd Cheers)

Narrator: But Starley Was Stolen By An Evil Enchanter

Gark: STARLEY!

???: Starley Is Mine!

Narrator: Hidden By A Powerful Spell

(Gabriella Looks Sad)

Gark: Don’t Worry Starley I’m Going To Find You

Narrator: The Human Chicken. An Exciting Musical Fantasy

Chomper: Beauty and Glamour With Breeding To Match

Choir: Princesses On Parade

Narrator: Featuring The Characters of???

???: To The Rescue Miss (Drunkenly) Yay!

Narrator: ???

???: Queen Comin’ Though

Narrator: ???

???: Don’t Gimme That Look Little Miss

Narrator: And Beck

Beck: (Taunting)

Narrator: Now Gabriella the Girl and Her Friends Are Looking For Prince Gark

???: Slow Down!

Narrator: To Reveal Her Sercet

Starley: Hello Gark

Gark: Starly?

Narrator: The Human Chicken

(??? 2020)