The Magic Tank Engine II: The Magic Tank Engine Rides Again/Theme Song


 * (engine drives up, doors open)
 * Helen: Seatbelts, everyone!
 * Tommy: Please let this be a normal field trip.
 * Tallulah: With the Hell?
 * Kids except Tommy: No way!
 * Tommy: Uhh...
 * Lin: Cruising on down main street, you're relaxed and feeling good! Next thing that you know, you're seeing...
 * Helen: (driving into ocean) Woohoo!
 * Lin: What?! Octopus in the neighborhood?! Surfing on a sound wave! Swinging through the stars!
 * Mabel: Yee-ha!
 * Lin: Take a left at your intestine, take your second right past Mars!
 * Lin and kids: On The Magic Tank Engine!
 * Lin: Navigate a nostril!
 * (Dipper sneezing)
 * (class gasping)
 * Kids: Climb on The Magic Tank Engine!
 * Lin: Spank a plankton, too!
 * Widget: Take that!
 * Kids: On our Magic Tank Engine!
 * Lin: Raft a river of lava!
 * Kids: On The Magic Tank Engine!
 * Lin: Such a fine thing to do!
 * Kids: Whoa!
 * Lin: So strap your bones right to the seat, come on in and don't be shy! Just to make your day complete, you might get baked into a pie!
 * Kids and Lin: On The Magic Tank Engine!
 * (Tallulah and Tommy run up to Engine and enter Engine)
 * Lin: Step in, step in, step inside, it's a wilder ride! Come on!
 * (Engine zooms at the circle)
 * Kids and Lin: Ride on The Magic Tank Engine!
 * (The whole title appears as the engine winks)
 * (Engine honking)