Alex (Shrek) Transcript

Wanted: Fairy tale characters transcript

 * Guard: Take it away! [Gasps] Move it along. Come on! Get up!
 * Elmer Fludd: Next!
 * Skinner: Give me that! Your flying days are over.
 * Elmer Fludd: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
 * Skinner: Get up!
 * Man: Twenty pieces.
 * Skinner: Come on!
 * Guard: [Thudding] Sit down there! Keep quiet!
 * Bugs Bunny: Eh, my mother told me there'd by days like this.
 * Boo-Boo: [Crying] This cage is too small.
 * Bugs Bunny: Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!
 * Gladys Sharp: Oh, shut up.
 * Bugs Bunny: Oh!
 * Elmer Fludd: Next! What you got?
 * Ian Hawke: This little alien.
 * Oh: I'm not an alien. I'm a real boy.
 * Elmer Fludd: Five shillings for the possessed space. Take it away.
 * Oh: Father, please! Don't let them do this!
 * Elmer Fludd: Next.
 * Oh: Help me!
 * Elmer Fludd: What have you got?
 * Gladys Sharp: Well, I've got a talking rabbit. [Grunts]
 * Elmer Fludd: Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.
 * Gladys Sharp: Oh, go ahead, little fella.
 * Elmer Fludd: Well?
 * Gladys Sharp: Oh, oh, he's just-- He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt--
 * Elmer Fludd: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
 * Gladys Sharp: No, no! He talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.
 * Elmer Fludd: Get her out of my sight.
 * Gladys Sharp: No, no! I swear! He can talk!
 * Bugs Bunny: [Gasps] Hey! I can fly!
 * Jack Frost: He can fly!
 * Rafael, Pedro, Nico: He can fly!
 * Elmer Fludd: He can talk!
 * Bugs Bunny: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking rabbit. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a rabbit fly. Ha, ha! Uh-oh. [Grunts]