Rosa in Wonderland Part 11 - Rosariki Meets Bowser/How Doth the Little Crocodile

Cast:

 * Alice - Rosariki (GoGoRiki)
 * Alice's Sister - Petunia (Happy Tree Friends)
 * Dinah - Purdy (Moshi Monsters)
 * White Rabbit - Pogoriki (GoGoRiki)
 * Doorknob - Tom (Tom and Jerry)
 * Dodo - Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
 * Tweedledee and Tweedledum - Timon and Pumbaa (The Lion King)
 * Walrus - Grumpy Bear (The Care Bears Family)
 * Carpenter - Dennis Mitchell (Dennis the Menace)
 * Bill the Lizard - Billy White (Poochini's Yard)
 * The Rose - True Heart Bear (The Care Bears Family)
 * The Flowers - Betty and Norrie (Hey Duggee)
 * Snooty Flower - Slappy Squirrel (Animaniacs)
 * Daisy - Sharteneer (The Fryguy Show)
 * Pansies - Alice (Littlest Pet Shop), Soleil Spacebot, Sally Spacebot, Sarah Spacebot, Patty Spacebot (The Spacebots) and D.W. Read (Arthur)
 * Tulips - Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls)
 * Blue Bonnets - Hopeful Heart Cougar, Romantic Heart Skunk and Sweet Heart Mouse (The Care Bears Family)
 * Violets - Kristen and Kristen (6teen)
 * Calla Lily - Lina Volt (The Fryguy Show)
 * Lily - Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)
 * Sunflowers - Ana and Kat (WarioWare, Inc.)
 * Lilac - Rapunzel (Tangled)
 * Chrysanthemums - Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy (Disney)
 * Glories - Leslie McGroathy (Itsy Bitsy Spider) and Frankine Frensky (Arthur)
 * Daffodils - Wile E. Coyote and Ralph Wolf (Looney Tunes)
 * Tiger Lily - Brenda Walsh (Beverly Hills, 90210)
 * Dandy Lion - Brandon Walsh (Beverly Hills, 90210)
 * White Rose - Nancy Suzy Fish (SpongeBob SquarePants)
 * Thistle - Gentle Heart Lamb (The Care Bears Family)
 * Yellow Daisies - Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck (Disney)
 * Rosebud - Mrs. Prysselius (Pippi Longstocking)
 * Sweetpeas - Giggles, Flaky and Lammy (Happy Tree Friends)
 * Dandy Pup - Spike (Rugrats)
 * Caterpillar - Bowser (Super Mario Bros.)
 * Caterpillar (Butterfly) - Burning Heart Dragon (The Care Bears Family)

Transcripts:

 * Rosariki: You can learn a lot of things from the flowers… Huh! Seems to me they could learn a few things about manners!
 * Bowser: A, e i o u, a e i o u, a e i o u, o, u e i o a, u e i a, a e i o u… Who are you?
 * Rosariki: I- I- I hardly know, sir! I changed so many times since this morning, you see…
 * Bowser: I do not see. Explain yourself.
 * Rosariki: Why, I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir, because I’m not myself, you know…
 * Bowser: I do not know.
 * Rosariki: Well, I can’t put it anymore clearly for it isn’t clear to me!
 * Bowser: You? Who are you?
 * Rosariki: Well, don’t you think you ought to tell me- cough-cough, cough-cough, who you are first?
 * Bowser: Why?
 * Rosariki: Oh dear. Everything is so confusing.
 * Bowser: It is not.
 * Rosariki: Well, it is to me.
 * Bowser: Why?
 * Rosariki: Well, I can’t remember things as I used to, and…
 * Bowser: Recite.
 * Rosariki: Hmm? Oh! Oh, oh, yes, sir! Um… how doth the little busy bee, improve each shi…
 * Bowser: Stop! That is not spoken correcitically. It goes: how…
 * Rosariki: Hihihi!
 * Bowser: Hmm! How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheer… how cheer… Ahem!
 * Rosariki: Hihihihi!
 * Bowser: How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
 * Rosariki: Well I must say I’ve never heard it that way before…
 * Bowser: I know, I have improved it.
 * Rosariki: Well, cough-cough-couch, if you ask me…
 * Bowser: You? Huh, who are you?
 * Rosariki: Cough-cough, cough-cough, A-choo! Oh!
 * Bowser: You there! Girl! Wait! Come back! I have something important to say!
 * Rosariki: Oh dear. I wonder what he wants now. Well…?
 * Bowser: Keep your temper!
 * Rosariki: Is that all?
 * Bowser: No. Exacitically, what is your problem?
 * Rosariki: Well, it’s exacitici-, exaciti-, well, it’s precisely this: I should like to be a little larger, sir.
 * Bowser: Why?
 * Rosariki: Well, after all, three inches is such a wretched height, and…
 * Bowser (Scary Voice): I am exacitically three inches high, and it is a very good height indeed!
 * Rosariki: But I’m not used to it. And you needn’t shout! Oh dear!
 * Burning Heart Dragon: By the way, I have a few more helpful hints. One side will make you grow taller…
 * Rosariki: One side of what?
 * Burning Heart Dragon: …and the other side will make you grow shorter.
 * Rosariki: The other side of what?
 * Burning Heart Dragon (Scary Voice): The mushroom, of course!!