The Blair Purple Rocket Ship Trailer

(Rat Terrier Fan Logo)

Ducky: Go On Rocket (Laughs)

Narrator: As Little Rocket Ship Princess Rokette and Prince Rocket weren’t the best of friends. But As They Grew Up There Saw Each Other a different Light

(Crowd Cheers)

Narrator: But Then Rockette Got Stolen Away By Evil Enchanter.

Rocket: ROCKETTE!

???: Rockette Is Mine!

Narrator: Transforming Her With A Powerful Spell

(Blair Looks Sad)

Rocket: Whenever You Are I’m Going To Find You

Narrator: The Blair Purple Rocket Ship. An Enchanting Musical Fantasy

Banzai: (Singing) Beauty and Glamour with Breeding To Match

Chorus: Princesses on Parade

Narrator: Starring The Characters of???

???: To The Rescue Miss (Drunkenly) Yay

Narrator: Ducky

Ducky: Queen Comin’ Through

Narrator: ???

???: Don’t Give That Look Little Miss

Narrator: and Freddie

Freddie: (taunting)

Narrator: Now Blair the Girl and Her Friends are screaching for Prince Rocket

???: Slow Down!

Narrator: To Revavl Her Serect

Rockette: Hello Rocket

Rocket: Rockette?

Narrator: The Blair Purple Rocket Ship

(May 2021)