Crash Bandicoot 2 Cortex Strikes Back Intro (The Legend of Zelda style)

Transcript

 * (Fade in the morning)
 * (Ganondorf falls into the airship)
 * Ganondorf: (screaming loudly) Aaaaaaaaaah! (Boom) Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
 * (He plunges into the crystal island)
 * (Cut to the black screen and crash was heard)
 * (Fade in the crystal island where Ganondorf is lights a match)
 * Ganondorf: (evil laugh) Crystals, of course. D'oh!
 * (Fade out)
 * (One year later)
 * Waluigi: But Ganondorf, to reach full power we need not only your master crystal, but also the remaining 25 slave crystals from the surface. How do you expect to retrieve them when we don't have any earthbound operatives left?
 * Ganondorf: You fool! Do you think I'm unaware of the situation? If we don't have any friends left on the surface, then we need to find... an enemy!
 * (Fade out to black)
 * (Fade in the forest)
 * (Link sleeping)
 * Princess Zelda: Link, Link? Link! My battery is fried! Make yourself useful, big  brother, and bring an extra battery for me!