Rosa in Wonderland Part 9 - A Boy With a Ladder/We'll Smoke the Blighter Out

Cast:

 * Alice - Rosariki (GoGoRiki)
 * Alice's Sister - Petunia (Happy Tree Friends)
 * Dinah - Purdy (Moshi Monsters)
 * White Rabbit - Pogoriki (GoGoRiki)
 * Doorknob - Tom (Tom and Jerry)
 * Dodo - Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
 * Tweedledee and Tweedledum - Timon and Pumbaa (The Lion King)
 * Walrus - Grumpy Bear (The Care Bears Family)
 * Carpenter - Dennis Mitchell (Dennis the Menace)
 * Bill the Lizard - Billy White (Poochini's Yard)

Transcripts:

 * Rosariki: Now I wonder who lives here…
 * Pogoriki: Mary Ann! Drat that girl. Where did she put ’em? Mary Ann!
 * Rosariki: The Pogoriki!
 * Pogoriki: Mary Ann! No use, can’t wait, I’m awfully late, oh me oh my oh me oh my!
 * Rosariki: Excuse me sir, but- but I’ve been trying to…
 * Pogoriki: Why, Mary Ann! What are you doing out here?
 * Rosariki: Mary Ann?
 * Pogoriki: Don’t just do something stand there! Uh… no no! Go go! Go get my gloves! I’m late!
 * Rosariki: But late for what? That’s just what I…
 * Pogoriki: My gloves! At once, do you hear!
 * Rosariki: Goodness. I suppose I’ll be taking orders from Purdy next. Hmmm, now let me see. If I were a rabbit, where would I keep my gloves? Oh! Thank you. Don’t mind if I do. Hmhm. Hmhm. Hmhmhmhmhmhm. Hmhmhmhmhmhm-oeh! Oh no no, not again!
 * Pogoriki: Oh! Mary Ann! Now you see here, Mary Ann… Help! No! No! Help! Monsters! Help, assistance!
 * Rosariki: Hrmm… hrmm… hrmm… dear!
 * Pogoriki: A monster! A monster, Foghorn Leghorn! In my house, Fred!
 * Rosariki: Fred…?
 * Pogoriki: Oh might, poor little bitty house…
 * Fred Flintstone: Uh, steady old champ. Can’t be as bad as all that you know.
 * Pogoriki: Oh my poor roof and rafters, all my walls and… there it is!
 * Fred Flintstone: By Jove! Jolly well?? is! Isn’t it?
 * Pogoriki: Well, do something, Fred!
 * Fred Flintstone: Yes, indeed! Extraordinary situation, but eh…
 * Pogoriki: But- but- but- but- but what?
 * Fred Flintstone: But I have a very simple solution!
 * Rosariki: Thank goodness!
 * Pogoriki: Wha- wha- what is it?
 * Fred Flintstone: Simply pull it out the chimney.
 * Pogoriki: Yes, go- go- go on, go on! Pull it out!
 * Fred Flintstone: Who? Me? Don’t be ridiculous! What we need is eh… a Boy with a ladder!
 * Pogoriki: Hmm? Oh! Bill! Bill! Eh, we need a lazzerd with a Billy, a Billy a bb…b… can you help us?
 * Billy White: At your service, governor!
 * Fred Flintstone: Here, my lad??. Have you ever been down a chimney?
 * Billy White: Why governor, I’ve been down more chimneys…
 * Fred Flintstone: Excellent, excellent. You just pop down the chimney, and haul that monster out of there.
 * Billy White: Righto, governor! Monster? Hoeaaaaah! No! No! ….
 * Fred Flintstone: Steady now. That’s better! Billy White, lad, you’re passing up a golden opportunity!
 * Billy White: I am?
 * Fred Flintstone: You can be famous!
 * Billy White: I can?
 * Fred Flintstone: Of course! There’s a brave lad! In you go now. Nothing to it, old boy. Simply tie your tail around the monsters neck and drag it out!
 * Billy White: But- but- but governor!
 * Fred Flintstone: Good luck, Billy!
 * Rosariki: Ah- ah- ah- ah… choo!
 * Fred Flintstone: Well, there goes Billy…
 * Rosariki: Poor Billy…
 * Fred Flintstone: Ehh, perhaps we should try a more energetic remedy.
 * Pogoriki: Yes, anything, anything. But hurry!
 * Fred Flintstone: Now, I- I propose that we… uhh…
 * Pogoriki: Yes, come on, come on, yes, yes…
 * Fred Flintstone: I propose that we… uhh… dow! By Jove! That’s it! We’ll burn the house down!
 * Pogoriki: Yes, hihi! Burn the house… what?
 * Rosariki: Oh no!
 * Fred Flintstone: Hi ho! Oh, we’ll smoke the blighter out. He’ll put the beast to rout. Some kindling, a stick or two, all this bit of rubbish ought to do.
 * Pogoriki: Oh dear…
 * Fred Flintstone: We’ll smoke the blighter out, we’ll smoke the monster out!
 * Pogoriki: No, no! Not my beautiful birdhouse!
 * Fred Flintstone: Oh, we’ll roast the blighter’s toes, we’ll toast the bounder’s nose! Just fetch that gate, we’ll make it clear that monsters aren’t welcome here.
 * Pogoriki: Oh me, oh my…
 * Fred Flintstone: A match!
 * Pogoriki: Match?
 * Fred Flintstone: Thank you! We’ll blow the thing there out, we’ll smoke the monster out!
 * Pogoriki: We’ll smoke the monster out… noho! Noho, my poor house and furniture…
 * Rosariki: Oh dear, this is serious! I simply must… oh! A garden! Perhaps if I eat something it will make me grow smaller…
 * Pogoriki: Ahhhh! Oh, let go! Help!
 * Rosariki: I’m sorry, but I must eat something!
 * Pogoriki: Not me, you- you- you- you- you barbarian! Help! Monsters! Help! Ah! I’m late! Oh dear, I’m here, I should be there! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!
 * Fred Flintstone: Ah, say, do you have a match?
 * Pogoriki: Must go. Goodbye. Hello. I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!
 * Rosariki: Wait! Please wait!
 * Fred Flintstone: Ah, young lady! Do you have a match?
 * Rosariki: No, I- I’m sorry, but… mister Pogoriki!
 * Fred Flintstone: No cooperation, no cooperation at all? We can’t have monsters about! Jolly will have to carry on alone! Pf, pf, pf, pf…