Purple Pterodactyl and the Roach

(Rat Terrier Fan Logo)

Narrator: Coming Soon To Your Computer

Elsa: Is Anybody Here?

Pepper Mintz: Mama, There’s a Purple Pterodactyl In The Castle

???: A Purple Pterodactyl?

???: A Purple Pterodactyl!

Narrator: Based on The Classic Story of Purple Pterodactyl and the Roach. He Was A Lonely Boy Cursed By A Mysterious Spell And She Was A Beautiful Young Pterodactyl Who Could Set Him and His Kingdom Free

Elsa: (To Bonnie Blueberry) I Don’t Want Anything To Do With Him

Roach: She Is Being So Difficult

Narrator: Then a Wonderful Thing Happened

Elsa: There’s Something Sweet

???: Straight It Up!

Elsa: And Almost Kind But He Was Mean, Coarse and Unrefined

???: You Look So...

Roach : (Deadpan) Stupid

Elsa: I Wonder Why I Didn’t See It There Before

Narrator: It’s a Story Of Comdey

Sonic: (Sneezes on Robbie) Oops, Beg Your Pardon

Narrator: Actoin

???: Invaders!

Narrator: And Wonderful New Characters From The Creator Of ???

All the People: Be Our Guest, Be Our Guest, It’s Been Years We’re Ossend

Narrator: Purple Pterodactyl and the Roach

All: Guest!

(??? 2020)