The Good, the Bad, and the Baloo/Quotes

Quotes from "The New Adventures of Pac-Man: The Good, the Bad, and the Baloo".

Quotes

 * Baloo: This is our chance! I always wanted to engenier a train!
 * Pac-Man: But I thought Bart Simpson said not to touch it.
 * Baloo: I'm not going to touch the train. I'm going to touch the controls! Doobity-doo!
 * Pac-Man: Aren't the controls part of the train?
 * Baloo: Nah! They don't even know each other!

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 * [Baloo is chasing after the train and he hops on the caboose]
 * Baloo: Reach for the clouds you big train you! [starts hopping along the train's cars] Yee-hah! Yee-hah! Whee! Doobity-doo!
 * [Baloo bumps into a tunnel and falls in the caboose]
 * Baloo: Hmmmmm. Almost lost my hat.

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 * Baloo: [jumps into the cab of the engine] I am the Baloo with No Name!
 * Pac-Man: I am the Pac-Man with a Name! If only I could remember it. [his hat falls over his eyes, he puts it back up] Oh, dear!
 * Baloo: Well now. how'd you get here so fast?
 * Pac-Man: It's a fantasy.
 * Baloo: Hmmm. I wonder how you run this choo-choo. Doesn't look too complicated.
 * [Pac-Man nods and jestures to the levers. Baloo tries pulling them but nothing happens]
 * Baloo: Must take that delicatessen touch.
 * [Pac-Man nods. Baloo picks up a hammer and bangs it on the levers. The train starts moving at a very fast speed]
 * Baloo: Woah, woah! Bagheera! BAAAAAAAGHEEEEEERAAAAAAAAA!
 * [Train whistle blows]
 * Pac-Man: Yiiiiikkeeeeesssss!

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 * Tech E. Coyote: Help! Help! The whole and the head gang stole the train! Oh my! I must find Sheriff Porky!
 * Porky Pig: [stuttering] The w-w-w-whole and the head gang? Oh d-d-d-dear!

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 * [Baloo is driving the train]
 * Baloo: Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo! Toot-toot! Doobity-doo! [he opens the train's furnace]
 * Baloo: Say, Pac-Man. Could you feed the furnace so I can figure out how to stop this choo-choo?
 * Pac-Man: Of course. [laughs] Perhaps the furnace would like a smakeral of power pellets. I know I would.

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 * [The train chugs into a river]
 * Baloo: BAAAAAAAGHEEEEEERAAAAAAAAA!
 * [The train chugs out of the water as the engine blows its whistle]
 * Baloo: What am I going to do!? I've pulled every switch! I've switched every pull and it still wont stop!
 * Pac-Man: [points to a peddle] Did you pull this one?
 * [Baloo steps on the peddle. The train screetches to a stop, but then it flips into the air and lands back on the tracks facing the other way. The train then starts moving fast again]

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 * [On the train, Baloo quickly keeps pushing and pulling levers. The train revs like a car, starts moving faster, and blows its whistle]
 * Baloo: [looks out of the engine's window] Look, my hat! [he jumps out of the train to get his hat, but gets caught on a hook] Hey! Let me go! What's going on!?
 * [Pac-Man looks back at Baloo, then he looks forward and sees Porky Pig, Tech E. Coyote, and Cornel Hathi coming towards him on the handcar]
 * Pac-Man: Oh nooooooooooo!
 * [everyone screaming]
 * [the train's whistle blows as the train and the handcar crash right into each other causing a huge explosion]

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 * '''Porky: Oh, P-p-p-pac-Man, why did you do it?
 * Pac-Man: I don't know, Porky. Why did I do it? Um, what exactly is it that I did, exactly?
 * Tech: You took a train without asking you... you... train napper! Now, how about an alabi?
 * Pac-Man: Why, thank you, Tech! But, I'm not sleepy yet.
 * Porky: I-i-I-if you don't confess soon, you'll have to face the... j-j-j-judge.
 * Oggy: [Pac-Man, Tech, and Porky look at the judge, who happens to be Oggy. He is playing a harmonica and slapping Joey the Cockroach with his flyswatter. In a sing-song voice, he says] And guess who gets to play the judge. [Normal voice] Looks like there's gonna be a swingin' tonight! [Cackles maniacally]
 * Pac-Man: A swinging? Oh, how wonderful! I love to swing!
 * Porky: Oh, d-d-d-dear! T-t-t-this is not all folks!

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 * Baloo: I confess, sheriff! I did it! I"m the train-napper! Pac-Man had nothing to do with it.
 * '''Porky: You mean Pac-Man's innocent?

Baloo: Yes! He told me not to take the train, but I wouldn't listen. He was just a fall-Pac in all this.
 * Porky': [Lets Pac-Man out of jail, and gives him a big hug] Oh, P-p-pac-Man! I'm so glad you're not a l-l-l-l-low-down, no-good, lousy t-t-t-train-napper!

Pooh: Why, thank you, Piglet. I'm glad to hear it, too.
 * Tech: Yes but, what happened to the train, Baloo? It's not like it could have just rolled off by itself!
 * [He hears the train whistle and sees the train coming towards them, off of the tracks]
 * Tech: Then again...
 * [Everyone runs while screaming, as the train starts chasing them like crazy]