SpongeBob (Shrek) Trailer/Transcript

Trailer/Transcript

 * (The castle inside has beautiful stone faces, and it transitions to the castle door being opened)
 * Patrick: Princess, where are you?
 * (Transitions to the birds flapping on top of the roof)
 * Spike: It's very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games.
 * (SpongeBob comes in in knight form and sees the castle)
 * SpongeBob: Oh. Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the--?
 * Patrick: Lion!
 * (Nala breathes fire on the castle)
 * (ChannelFiveRockz Productions logo)
 * Narrator: ChannelFiveRockz Productions invites you to a land of fairytales.
 * (The bed moves into SpongeBob)
 * SpongeBob: Hey! Oh no no no no! Dead broad off the table!
 * Bernard: Well, where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken!
 * (SpongeBob rushes to his bed to find Balto reading a book in bed)
 * Balto : What?
 * Narrator: Where an unlikely hero.
 * (SpongeBob roars at Patrick)
 * Patrick: You definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something 'cause your breath stinks!
 * Narrator: rescues a fair princess
 * Jenny Foxworth: You didn't slay the lion?
 * SpongeBob: It's on my to-do list.
 * Narrator: from a nasty old man
 * Olaf: Eat me!
 * (Olaf spits on Clayton)
 * Clayton: Ugh!
 * Narrator: with the help of his trusty starfish pal.
 * Patrick: This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
 * (SpongeBob charges to save Patrick from Nala)
 * SpongeBob: Ahh!
 * Narrator: This summer,
 * Patrick: Aaaaahhhh!
 * Narrator: one name spells action,
 * (Jenny Foxworth defeats the Forty thieves, and in slow motion when she attacks the two of them)
 * SpongeBob: You're not exactly where I expected
 * (Nala rides over with SpongeBob and Patrick in it)
 * Narrator: one name spells adventure,
 * Clayton: Have at him!
 * (SpongeBob defeats two of the villains in a match)
 * Patrick: I just now before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.
 * (SpongeBob runs in slow motion along with Jenny Foxworth and Patrick)
 * Narrator: one name
 * SpongeBob: Don't look down!
 * (One of the wood frame breaks and Patrick gasps to see that Patrick looks down)
 * Patrick: SpongeBob, I'm looking down!
 * Narrator: spells romance,
 * (SpongeBob slurps the weed rat in his mouth and burps)
 * Patrick: It's no way to behave in front of the princess!
 * (Jenny Foxworth burps loudly)
 * Patrick: Oh, wow! She's nasty as you are.
 * SpongeBob: Come on!
 * (The battle comes in as SpongeBob breaks the beer onto the villains, Nala chasing Patrick, and the villains prepare to load their arrows)
 * Jenny Foxworth: There's an arrow in your butt!
 * (SpongeBob takes out an arrow on SpongeBob's butt and SpongeBob moans)
 * (GoGo Tomago knows the rules to SpongeBob)
 * SpongeBob: Owwww!
 * Narrator: and that name is...
 * Jenny Foxworth: SpongeBob.
 * Patrick: SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: Thank you very much! I'm here til Thursday.
 * Narrator: Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbake, Natalie Grogery, Brian Blessed.
 * Patrick: You love this young girl, don't you?
 * SpongeBob: Yes.
 * Patrick: You wanna hold her?
 * SpongeBob: Yes!
 * Patrick: Please her?!
 * SpongeBob: YES!
 * Patrick: Then you gotta, gotta, try a little tenderness!
 * (Nala chases the three while fire breathing the bridge, until SpongeBob and Jenny Foxworth didn't fall into the lava pit while Patrick falls into the lava pit, grabbing him up)
 * Title: SpongeBob.
 * Narrator: SpongeBob.
 * Patrick: Wow! Let's do that again!
 * SpongeBob: No! No!
 * (Patrick runs to the Duloc theme song but SpongeBob grabs him)
 * Tagline: Coming Soon.