South Park Bigger, Longer, & Uncut Reese


 * ''[Blaze and Silver skate around]
 * Blue Yoshi: Hey, where have you guys been all day.
 * Bugsy: Oh, nowhere. We just went to see the Mario and Luigi movie!
 * ''[they all gasp]
 * Blue Yoshi: How'd you get in?
 * Valiant: Hey, stop crowding us, you shitfaced cockmasters!
 * All: Wow!
 * Bugsy: Yeah, you're all a bunch of ass-ramming uncle fuckers!
 * ''[the kids ohhh]
 * Blue Yoshi: We have got to see this movie, dude.
 * Barmaid: Mario and Luigi are brothers, just like my brother. [singing] There's the girl that I like.
 * Valiant: Hey, Bugsy. Tell me about when Mario and Luigi a testicle-shitting rectal wart.
 * Bugsy: [singing] Now more than ever, she gives me butterflies, it makes my stomach queasy every time she walks by.
 * Valiant: Asshole, I'm talking to you!
 * Bugsy: [continues singing] I know I can be cool if I try.
 * Reese: Hi, Bugsy!
 * ''[he vomits on her]
 * Reese: Gross!
 * Cyrus: Come, Reese. Let us try to jump the hilly brush.
 * Bugsy: Who are you, kid?
 * Cyrus: My name is Cyrus. I just transferred from Yardale, where I had a 4-0 grade point average.
 * Reese: Wanna skate with us?
 * Cyrus: We've been skating all morning, and laughing, and talking of memories past.
 * Bugsy: We saw the Mario and Luigi movie.
 * Cyrus: [aloof] Oh-ho! Try and catch me, Reese! [skates off]
 * Reese: [sadly] Bye, Bugsy. [turns and skates away slowly]
 * Valiant: Yes, yes, I saw the Mario and Luigi movie. Who wants to touch me? I said, who wants to fuckin' touch me?
 * Quacker: [with green circle, touching Valiant] Ooh.
 * Blue Yoshi: Come on, gang. We've gotta see the Mario and Luigi movie, too!
 * ''[they all skate away, but only Valiant and Barmaid remain]
 * Valiant: I hate you, Barmaid.