The Perfect Guy (HTF Spoof of The Perfect Stallion)

My Little Pony Happy Tree Friends Season 2 Episode 17

Cast
Nutty As Sweetie Belle (Happy Tree Friends)

Lammy As Cheerliee (Happy Tree Friends)

Truman X As Hay Fever (The X's)

Flaky as Apple Bloom (Happy Tree Friends)

Rocko as Persnickety (Rocko's Modern Life)

Pop As Scootaloo (Happy Tree Friends)

Rikochet As Big McIntosh (Mucha Lucha!)

Lyrics

 * [Nutty]
 * Lammy is sweet and kind,
 * She's the best teacher we could hope for.
 * The perfect stallion you and I must find
 * One to really make her heart so-o-oar.
 * But...
 * This one's too young,
 * This one's too old.
 * He clearly has a terrible cold.


 * "Truman X": [kneezes]


 * [Flaky]
 * This guy's too silly.
 * He's way too uptight.


 * "Rocko": I say!


 * [Nutty]
 * Well nothing's wrong with this one,
 * He seems alright...


 * Pop: His girlfriend sure thinks so.


 * [Flaky]
 * How 'bout this one?
 * He's much too flashy.


 * [Pop]
 * He might do!


 * [Flaky and Nutty]
 * If he weren't so splashy!


 * [Flaky]
 * Too short.


 * [Nutty]
 * Too tall.


 * [Flaky]
 * Too clean.


 * [Pop]
 * Too smelly.


 * [Nutty]
 * Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.


 * Flaky, Nutty and Pop: [sigh]


 * [Flaky]
 * I don't think that we're mistaken,
 * It seems all the good ones are taken.


 * [Nutty]
 * I really feel that at this rate,
 * We'll never find the perfect date.


 * [Flaky, Nutty and Pop]
 * Don't wanna quit and give up hope!


 * Pop: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?


 * [Nutty]
 * Oh please, oh please oh please say—


 * Rikochet: Nope.
 * Flaky, Nutty and Pop: [gasp]


 * [Nutty]
 * We did it girls,
 * We've found the one!
 * Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!


 * Flaky: Wait a minute. Lemme get this straight. Are you talkin' 'bout my brother?

Clips
Happy Tree Friends

The X's

Rocko's Modern Life

Mucha Lucha!