MegaOrinoco Trailer/Transcript

Trailer/Transcript:

 * (Disney and Sega Productions logo shows up)
 * Orinco/Megamind as Narrator: I had a fairly standard childhood...
 * Cats Don't Dance Characters: (screaming)
 * Tobermory/Megamind’s Father: Hurry there isn’t much time!
 * Orinoco/Megamind as Narrator: With parents who couldn’t wait to get me out of the house.
 * Tobermory/Megamind’s Father: You are destined for greatness.
 * (Bungo the Womble petting Baby Berk): That was a lot of expectation to place on an 8 day old.
 * Orinoco/Megamind as Narrator: Turns out another family in the Glaupunkt Quadrant had a very similar idea. Ms. Goodie-two-shoes
 * Little Bear/Young Metro Man: (Blows raspberry)
 * Orinoco/Megamind as Narrator: and our glorious rivalry was born!
 * Tagline: From the mind behind: Orinoco (Shrek)
 * Orinoco/Megamind: Our battles quickly got more elaborate. You've fallen right into my trap.
 * Paddington Bear/Metro Man You can't trap justice.
 * Orinco/Megamind as Narrator: He would win some. I would almost win others. He took the name Paddington. I decided to pick something a little more humble: Orinoco! Incredibly handsome master of all villainy!
 * Orinoco/Megamind: Whoo!
 * Narrator: This november...
 * Paddington Bear/Metro Man: All right, put your hands in the air! Yeah, Metro City!
 * Timothy Q. Mouse/Man in Crowd: I love you, Paddington Bear!
 * Paddington Bear/Metro Man: And I love you, random citizen!
 * Narrator: The battle between good and evil...
 * Orinoco/Megamind: (Laughing)
 * Paddington Bear/Metro Man: MegaOrinoco.
 * Narrator: Will blow your mind.
 * Orinoco/Megamind: This will be the last you ever hear of Nellie the Elephant! Huh?
 * Paddington Bear/Metro Man: Don't panic, Pearl Pureheart!
 * Nellie the Elephant/Roxanne Ritchi: I'm not panicking.
 * Paddington Bear/Metro Man: I'm on my way.
 * Orinoco/Megamind: Oh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!
 * Narrator: Orinoco...
 * (Orinoco/Megamind dancing)
 * Narrator: Nellie the Elephant...
 * Nellie the Elephant/Roxanne Ritchi: Wow. That was really exciting.
 * Narrator: Constantine the Frog...
 * Constantine the Frog/Hal: I've been watching you like a dingo watches a human baby.
 * Nellie the Elephant/Roxanne Ritchi: Oh.
 * Narrator: And Paddington Bear.
 * Paddington Bear/Metro Man: That's right.
 * Nellie the Elephant/Roxanne Ritchi: Your plans never work. You're so predictable.
 * Orinoco/Megamind: You call this predictable?
 * Nellie the Elephant/Roxanne Ritchi: Alligators, yes. I was thinking about it on the way over.
 * Orinoco/Megamind: Boom! In your face!
 * Nellie the Elephant/Roxanne Ritchi: Juvenile.
 * Orinoco/Megamind: So scary!
 * Nellie the Elephant/Roxanne Ritchi: Seen it.
 * Orinoco/Megamind: This thing, behind...
 * Nellie the Elephant/Roxanne Ritchi: Tacky.
 * Orinoco/Megamind: What's this one do?
 * Nellie the Elephant/Roxanne Ritchi: Garish.
 * Orinoco/Megamind: (Sighs)
 * Nellie the Elephant/Roxanne Ritchi: The spider's new.
 * Orinoco/Megamind: Spider? Uh... Yes! The Spee-ider. Even the smallest bite from arachnus deathicus.
 * Nellie the Elephant/Roxanne Ritchi: (Orinoco/Megamind's voice): will instantly paralyze...
 * Orinoco/Megamind: Ow!
 * Berk/Minion (Orinoco/Megamind's voice): Get it off!
 * Narrator: Disney and Sega's MegaOrinoco. In 3D.
 * (Sega Film Productions logo appear at the end)
 * Tagline: November 5th