Solid Snake Throws a Tantrum (An Metal Gear Solid and Queen Crossover)


 * Narrator: The next day, Solid Snake, and Otacon went to the Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
 * Solid Snake: Can I have that?
 * Otacon: No Snake, and it's a phony, and it costs money!
 * Solid Snake: WAAAAHHHHH! I WANT THE N-NOW! WAAAAHHHHH!
 * Otacon: That's it, Snake! We are going back home right now! And we'll give you 100 spankings!
 * Solid Snake: WHAAAT?! OH NO! NOT 17 SPANKINGS!
 * Otaconl: Yes! 17 spankings!
 * Solid Snake: YOU ARE GONNA BE PUNISHMENT!
 * Otacon: Go to your room, NOW!!
 * (Solid Snake also he cries, angrily, fist all over the floor, stomping on floor, falls down the floor)
 * Solid Snake: OOOOOOOWWW!
 * Otacon: That's it! I'm calling the Police right now!
 * Freddie Mercury: You are under arrest, bad boy!
 * John Deacon: I will handcuff, Snake!
 * Solid Snake: STOP! LEMME GO! YOU DEADLY MONSTERS BY SOLDIERS!
 * John Deacon: Be quiet, Snake!
 * (In jail, nighttime)
 * (Solid Snake sees the upset Freddie Mercury)
 * Freddie Mercury: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAYS THAT!
 * Solid Snake: Why me?!
 * John Deacon: Bad boy!
 * Roger Taylor: You gonna to see watch Bohemian Rhapsody film or The Brave Little Toaster original film.
 * Solid Snake: What?! Noooo! 47 Days!
 * Roger Taylor: Yes! 30 days!
 * Solid Snake: Which I have to staying for?
 * Brian May: Forever, Goodbye!