A Toon's Life (StevenandFriends Style) Trailer/Transcript

Transcript:

 * Marco Diaz: Hello!
 * Narrator: From the creators of Cartoon Story
 * Kristoff: To infinity...
 * Marco Diaz: And beyond!
 * Narrator: Comes an all-new motion picture event. StevenandFriends Productions presents, StevenandFriends Style Pictures film.
 * Alex: No! Marty, no! Don't look at the light!
 * Marty: I can't help it! It's so beautiful! (Screams)
 * Lord Business: Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The Animes pick the food, The Characters eat the food. It's a character-eat-character world out there. Someone could get hurt.
 * The Joker: He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?
 * Lord Business: Let's ride!
 * The Joker: (Laughing) Ooh!
 * Fiona: It's the same, year after year. They come, they eat, they leave. That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. (Laughs)
 * Oh: I've got an idea! We could find bigger characters to come here and fight!
 * Fiona: Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!
 * Narrator: What they needed was some help?
 * (All Screaming)
 * Oh: You're perfect!
 * Narrator: What they got...
 * Nick Wilde: Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
 * Narrator: Was a bunch of crowns?
 * (Both): Hey!
 * Shifu: We're losing the audience! Get out there now!
 * Rocky: They'll only laugh at me.
 * Shifu: That's because you're a clown!
 * Rocky: You parasite.
 * Oh: Circus Characters?
 * Remy and Emile: Hey!
 * Oh: I thought you were warriors.
 * Lightning McQueen: Hey, cutie ! Wanna pollinate with a real Characters?
 * Diego: So, being a tiger automatically makes me a boy!
 * Mater: Christ!
 * Lightning McQueen: He's a guy!
 * Rocky: Come on, Diego, You're making the flys and spiders cry.
 * Disgust: Oh!
 * Oh: (Chuckles Nervously)
 * Narrator: StevenandFriends Productions presents,
 * Diego: (Screaming)
 * Oh: I'm desperate!
 * Rocky: I couldn't tell.
 * Narrator: A StevenandFriends Style Pictures film,
 * Disgust: This was not supposed to happen.
 * Lord Business: Squish 'em.
 * Oh: (Screaming)
 * Indominus Rex: (Screeching)
 * Boog: (Screams)
 * Cody Maverick: Run for your lives!
 * Narrator: An epic,
 * Boog: I think I'm going to wet myself.
 * Disgust: Oh Key
 * Narrator: of miniature proportions.
 * Oh: Rain! We are serve Characters! from the colony, and for oppressed ants everywhere!
 * (All Cheering)
 * Lightning McQueen: Hello there, girly Tiger.
 * Diego: Shoo, car. Don't bother me.
 * Narrator: A Toon's Life, coming to theatres, this thanksgiving.
 * Diego: Hey! Turn your butt off!