Toons vs. Ninjas Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * True: (Sigh)
 * Narrator: If True thinks her special day will be easy.
 * True: Ugh! I think I just got hit by a meteorite.
 * Narrator: She's in for a big...
 * Zee: True, you're, like, really glowing.
 * Narrator: Big...
 * True: This can't be happening.
 * Narrator: Big surprise!
 * Abby Hatcher: This is impossible!
 * Simon Spacebot: Whoa!
 * Iris: Here comes the bride!
 * Abby Hatcher: Hello?
 * Brad: Hey Abby Hatcher!
 * Abby Hatcher: What's going on?
 * John Smith: The name is John Smith. Over the last 50 years, I have captured Toons
 * Abby Hatcher: But I don't belong here. I'm not a Girl!
 * John Smith: Whoa!
 * Abby Hatcher: Sorry.
 * John Smith: Say hello to Woody Woodpecker!
 * Woody Woodpecker: (Roaring)
 * John Smith: Here we have Winston Steinburger.
 * Winston Steinburger: Finally. some action. Time for! Karate Kick! Ow!
 * John Smith: This handsome fellow is Luc!
 * Luc: (Laughing) (Yells)
 * John Smith: We call this thing Rupert.
 * Rupert: Hi, there!
 * Abby Hatcher and Brad: Yuck!
 * Winston Steinburger: She's speechless.
 * Rupert: She? A boy. Look at his boobies.
 * Winston Steinburger: We need to have a talk.
 * Narrator: From the creators of Todd Pan and Phinealaddin
 * Dark Ninja: Humans of Earth, I have come in peace. However, but most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. Dark Ninja out
 * Joey Felt: Marty, what do we do?
 * Marty: Boys, set the terror level at code brown 'cause I need to change my pants.
 * Team Hero Characters: Ew!
 * Narrator: When Ninjas attack...
 * John Smith: We need raw power! We need... Toons
 * Narrator: These guys got your back.
 * Rupert: Ah! My back! Just kidding! I don't have a back! Thanks! Welcome! We're here to destroy you!
 * Abby Hatcher: Where is My Bag. I'm hyperventilating.
 * Abby Hatcher and Brad: (Panting)
 * Abby Hatcher: Does anybody have a giant paper bag
 * Luc: Foot!
 * Rupert: I got him, you guys! I got...
 * Narrator: On December 9
 * Dark Ninja: Let the birth of my new planet, begin!
 * Narrator: From Justin Quintanilla Pictures
 * Abby Hatcher: Guys, we're a team.
 * Winston Steinburger: And we're gonna take that Ninja down! (Groans) Papa's a little out of shape.
 * Narrator: The most eye-popping event of the year.
 * Dark Ninja: You'll never defeat me! What the Flagnard?!
 * Narrator: It's coming on YouTube.
 * Winston Steinburger: Wow!
 * Abby Hatcher and Brad: Aah!
 * Abby Hatcher: Please! Save Me.
 * Rupert: Sorry. I was staring at this bird over there.
 * Narrator: Justin Quintanilla's Toons vs. Ninjas
 * Rupert: Hi. You can call me Rupert. Did I come on too strong? I'm a little rusty. Oh, I feel so stupid. I think that JELL-O gave me a fake phone number.